Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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this keeps me entertained on register for hours (i.redd.it)
submitted by Former-Highway-6665
chellichelli 53 points 1y ago
I just spell names phonetically. It’s pointless to take names if they’re difficult for the bar partner to pronounce.
hallieissmart 12 points 1y ago
so true, i usually don't tell people how to spell (its hallie, not hailey and people want to spell it halle or hally) my name so that the other person is more likely to say it right.
elrobolobo 44 points 1y ago
Oh yeah, I would intentionally spell everyones name wrong and people would get so mad for some reason
nicathor 42 points 1y ago
I have a David at my store who mobile orders every day under "Dayfid". Took me a while to realize the brilliance because this way no one ever takes his drink by mistake and he can always find his very quickly no matter how crowded handoff is.
Responsible_Snow7109 11 points 1y ago
Lol maybe this is why I've seen mobile orders at my store under the names "the fresh" and "king dave" lolol
canidieyet_ 6 points 1y ago
i’m going to find a way to do this with my name lol
GibleIsCute 34 points 1y ago
Jimmeigh? Are they literally butchering EVERY name with "eigh" endings now?
Former-Highway-6665 [OP] 19 points 1y ago
it’s on purpose and it’s funny
mini_unknown_error 16 points 1y ago
It works and it's funny 🤷♀️
Missjaneausten 31 points 1y ago
Jimmeeeeeehhhhhhhh (the one from South Park 😂)
Lapis-lupus 17 points 1y ago
I read this in the “Gibbayyyyyy” tone from iCarly
altboyfriend 7 points 1y ago
it doesn’t happen very often anymore but i love to put “sara with an h” or “brian with a y” when they clarify after i ask for their name
Former-Highway-6665 [OP] 3 points 1y ago
stop i’m gonna do that now omg
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