Accomplished-Bad3856 7 points 1y ago
To play the devil’s advocate, how would you prefer to be celebrated for completing five years of service?
Personally, I’d be quite pleased with a week off and some air miles.
nicathor 3 points 1y ago
After 5 long years of dedicated service under hellish conditions we want to show you how much we truly value you by gifting you 25 whole US dollars! That buys you a mug\*! or a bag of coffee\*! or one tall mocha every day for 5 days\*! Don't say we never did anything for you! Blessed <3
\-XOXO Billionaires
\*taxes and fees most definitely apply
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Edit: typos