Chicken Panoonoo 😍 Extra sour cream frappe

my favorite one is “tai chi latte”

Megan dracofruit 🐍

can’t for the life of me figure out what buss a nut is lmaooo

someone said "can I get a bacon gonda" today 💀
edit:fixed my parentheses

Moco Caca Crumble is my favorite. Either that or Strawberry Al-Qaeda

My favorite is the oatmeal shaken expresso.

"Frappadappa CHOCOLATE!" is our store favorite.

Cheese dannish. Said with full confidence.

I like how the bunnies have buttholes. 🤣

Back when I worked there we always called spinach feta wraps fetty waps

We say welcome to Starburst over drive as a greeting. No one notices

The amount of times one of our baristas has accidentally called out “Spinach Fetty Wap for [Name]” is astounding 🥲🥲 We cannot be trusted.

My store calls it the Tommy Mazerati (tomato motzerella) and I managed to get my friend to call it that!

Had a guy say that we were blaming Jesus for being out of white mocha on Easter 🫠🫠

Ventay megan 🦟dragonfly🦟

the caramel montiago mmmm and my personal favorite “is that going to be hot or iced?” “yeah sure thats fine”

from last night-"can i get uhhhhh treanuti (pronounced tree-AN-uh-TEE) starberry akashi (pronounced a-KA-sh-UH-ee) starbuck referSHUR" ma'am are you ok??? feeling alright out there??" we all cracked up

Can I get a Starbucks refreshner 🙃

I frequently say eggy Bois, matchata and frap city/town depending on how busy it is😂

I would absolutely buy these stickers

My personal favorite- it was close to closing, and my brain was running on fumes as my manager and I ran the store. A customer comes in, I greet them, ask them what they'd like, and get:

"Uh, can I get, uh, carMALL Magneto?"

I had to muster up all my acting fortitude not to just lose it while I could hear my manager hyena laugh in the back.

Caramel machussy

Caramel moshoshito

Strawberry ucky

Spinach fettuccine

Bacon Gouda egg bites

Or even better they ask for just egg bites or a cake pop. Assuming you know exactly which one they like? Not knowing there is more than one? Assuming there is a default?

I also love when they ask can you do the mango dragon fruit without the mango?

I wanna say sure and give them just a cup of water with dragon fruit inclusions, but I know they know not of what they ask.

“Tirenta Megan droogenfrut “

What about the tai chi latte? Lol

Spinach fetty wap is one of my personal favs

Can I get a tomato Maserati panini? "Absolutely!"
How about some bacon and gr....grur...gro-"Bacon egg bites? Sure thing!"
"Will that be all for you today?" Yes....."Alright, your tota-"I'll get a cheese danish. (Or talking about customizations for the drink they just ordered without letting us know they're not for a separate drink.)