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Full History - 2022 - 05 - 29 - ID#v0haks
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The most ridiculous drink I’ve received (i.redd.it)
submitted by keatongraff
frankenstein105 93 points 1y ago
They gotta be trolling cuz 💀 heart attack special
PlantVader 79 points 1y ago
“oh they’re healthy they got soy milk”
King_Spamula 57 points 1y ago
"I can't have dairy because it hurts my stomach"

*proceeds to get this*
Careful_Analyst_2909 39 points 1y ago
No. Just no. How does that even fit before the ice??
KittxnKiss 22 points 1y ago
not to mention how tf 12 shots are supposed to fit on TOP😭😭😭
Comfortable-Plane944 33 points 1y ago
I bet it was a partner fucking with you
wunderkyn 10 points 1y ago
It has to be, because ain’t no way any human would order this🫣
poopylilbutt 29 points 1y ago
No. I would refuse.
Interesting-Crazy-99 28 points 1y ago
I would genuinely wait till they showed up and be like, this is a joke right? Like you were messing around and accidentally hit order?
Because I’m not making this drink… I can’t even fit half of the ingredients in the cup 😒
ahhpoo 11 points 1y ago
Bro same. I’d go to my manager and tell her “I can’t make this drink properly to the customers standards. Could you do it?” Or just “can u deal with this lady when she comes in”
twirlylilchungis 22 points 1y ago
I have so manY concerns but number one is how do you even add 12 affogato shots
Better_Dust_2364 13 points 1y ago
Just put it in a separate cup and tell them it’s a DIY shitty Frappuccino
rszdemon 15 points 1y ago
Nope. Doesn’t fit in one cup, you don’t get the rest. That’s actually policy. One cup only.
Shellbean00 3 points 1y ago
Is it really? We’ve been having a problem at our store where people are ordering venti Frappuccino’s but wanting it poured into 2 talls. Our manager wants us to make the moment right and do it, just don’t include whip and toppings because then that’s 2 talls they’re ordering instead of a venti. And what if I tell them we have a one cup policy and they ask for an empty cup on the side?
JavaWasp 3 points 1y ago
We inform them of the one cup policy, ring up two tall waters, and give them empty cups on the side. It costs us labor for us to split it but we can’t ring in the extra labor so we let them perform the work.
Better_Dust_2364 3 points 1y ago
Exactly I’d rather just pour it into 2 cups so I don’t have some moron make an absolute mess out in the lobby. That’s way my work for me in the long run if I do it the Starbucks way 🤷🏻‍♀️
rszdemon 2 points 1y ago
There was just a memo about this I think, because our manager just started cracking down on split drinks like that.

But yes, the actual policy is one cup. If you add so many things that it won’t fit in a cup, we just serve what fits in the cup. There is no follow up on if we are supposed to refund them or what, just that it’s what fits in one cup.

This is so people don’t get extra ice and add a banana, because people used to do that in a grande to make it fit in a venti with Frappuccinos.

EDIT: if they want an empty cup on the side and they want to split the drink they are welcome to do so. But technically we shouldn’t be handing out starbucks cups either. There are water cups your manager can order that are supposed to be used for anything that isn’t a sold drink. So if someone wants a cup on the side we are supposed to give them the special water cups with no logo on it. Our new manager ordered them once and then decided not to anymore because customers hated it, then our DM wrote her up even though our DM didn’t know about the water cup rule at first either.
Gold-Ad9746 13 points 1y ago
Was curious as to how much they paid and it came out to $35😳
ossarylark 23 points 1y ago
Or ⭐150
Gold-Ad9746 1 points 1y ago
You’re not wrong!
haydensidun 6 points 1y ago
But why waste stars on this, holy shit
ZivvyPup 6 points 1y ago
I feel like all of this would fit in the cup expect for all the 12 affogato shots
Aurora_Boreallis 12 points 1y ago
24 shots. 12 affogato and 12 blended
KittxnKiss 5 points 1y ago
NOT ME JUST REALIZING THIS WTF
jamesbeast215 5 points 1y ago
Seriously fuck these people. The mobile ordering has gotten out of control with inconsiderate power-tripping assholes who just wanna waste our fuckin time.
coffeeaddict3416 5 points 1y ago
that’s a $32.55 drink 😭😭
violaaesthetic 5 points 1y ago
Finally a true contender. People post drinks with like 5 modifications as if it’s the end of the world in this group
the_REAL_nihilist 2 points 1y ago
Those drinks do get frustrating tho when you’re already getting swamped.
Tfett501 5 points 1y ago
https://youtu.be/31g0YE61PLQ
underneaththeneon 4 points 1y ago
That’s just….. wow 😯
Meliodas666 3 points 1y ago
Doesn’t fit in a cup, refuse…
intangible-dreamer 3 points 1y ago
I want to believe this is fake so bad, that the only way this happened is if a partner ordered it for fun. On the other hand I’m sure this has to be a $20-25+ drink, it was mobile ordered, and call me crazy but I don’t think most people would be willing to spend literally over $20 to mess with a coworker like this. Unless they used stars ig but STILL ????
raycamaro 3 points 1y ago
Stupid is as stupid dies 😵
sweetcookie88 2 points 1y ago
At that point I think I would just refuse to make it and refund it if/when they get there, I'm not gonna lie.

Probably trolling and just a complete waste of resources

Edit- I just reread it and saw the shots too so probably was a reward drink...so no refund but I would tell them to order something else lol
crass_jellyfish 2 points 1y ago
made it in the app just now, if i got everything then it’s a total of $32.55. wtf.
purseEffphony 2 points 1y ago
What is a signature?
frogsteam 3 points 1y ago
Signature is the type of espresso used. Doesn’t show up regularly, but sometimes if you switch from Blonde back to regular, it will print on the label
Minute-General-2090 2 points 1y ago
either they were joking or a co-worker was. I know nobody orders this shizz unless they either asking for a death wish or wanting to get on here
3picboss3 2 points 1y ago
Ah yes, the classic 12
awkward_cat_man_ 1 points 11m ago
This has to be a joke
Merodisenpai 1 points 1y ago
Why
Kayp22296 1 points 1y ago
I would refuse to make it. Ask corporate for a refund idc
Dzfranken 1 points 1y ago
That's a nope drink
Necessary_Low939 1 points 1y ago
If I ever get an order like this ima just do the original drink. Can’t be bothered
cookiemonstah87 1 points 1y ago
Why is it that people can't order larger than a grande nitro for safety reasons, but 24 shots of espresso is fine?
undetermineddelusion 1 points 1y ago
if my store ever gets slow enough i’ll try it hahahq
EffectOk5244 1 points 1y ago
We have a restaurant that orders 24 shots for their espresso martinis. It pretty much fills a hot venti cup (think one shot is one fluid ounce) and our cups have room for buffer. So, volumetrically and mathematically speaking, this is not possible. The 12 affogato shots would be 12oz, the 12 shots within the cup would be another 12oz, leaving virtually no room left (beside the buffer). Now, somehow you are expected to fit the remainder into said buffer.

BUT! The ratios… since it’s 1:1 for almost everything, you could do a single pump of the syrups, single shot, etc. plus the rough equivalent of what the milk and ice would be in a drink of that volume. The flavor would maintain the flavor ratio. It would still require the 12 affogato shots, but waste so much less product. 😂
aleeyam 1 points 1y ago
lmao a qué sabrá esa mierda? xd
Accurate-Bumblebee14 1 points 1y ago
Nope.
haydensidun 1 points 1y ago
“No”
Assiqtaq 1 points 1y ago
Make it to standard and put in what fits.

Edit: standard plus the requests, of course.
mrcupcake18 1 points 1y ago
I refuse to believe someone drank that O- O
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