At first I thought you were insane, then I realized it was just a cheese danish.

Then I realized it was not a cheese danish

Butter butter croissant

My coworkers think I'm a heathen.

Hey you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do

pro tip if you guys have the mastena 2 machines put the piece of butter (in the wrapper of course) on top of that metal hexagonal thing for a few seconds and it softens the butter so nice

When you only have 10 minutes, I don’t blame you.

I feel you. Our butter is like putty. I just take a bite of my bagel and a bite of butter. I dont have time for that shit to be spreadable lol

This was the only thing I could eat for like a week when I had morning sickness

I thought those were more butter slices in the back… they’re just sticky notes

This is me very often, but more so cause I can't be bothered with anymore effort than minimum for me

I got my 10 taken from me bc I bit into a slab of butter :(