Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Who would win (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by ladysingtheblues
Carmen Ribbon Crunch, or Megan Dragonfruit Refresher?
PracticalAd1673 99 points 1y ago
don’t forget ab my girl, tai chi latte
_go_gu_rt_ 20 points 1y ago
I called out a chai to the lobby yesterday and loud and proud yelled "I've got a chai tai latte!!" 🤦♀️🤦♀️ you'd think after two years things like that wouldn't happen lmaoo
kikuuq 4 points 1y ago
Not as bad as me literally calling out "bethany I've got your grande mocha crappucino"
aspiringgrandpa 87 points 1y ago
oatmeal espresso always wins
dallizzlee 45 points 1y ago
Expresso*
ayakowantsmemes 51 points 1y ago
I'd personally choose venta carmee matchiatee
tantelope 34 points 1y ago
i don’t know why it bothers me SO BADLY when people say trenti and venta
Wanderer1521 12 points 1y ago
I've got customers that say Try-enta....
peters1jd 1 points 1y ago
I had a customer call it a trant-ee
RavenMcG 51 points 1y ago
Carmen is bloated with all that dairy, so my money is on Megan.
ladysingtheblues [OP] 67 points 1y ago
The correct answer is we don't pit strong women against each other
RavenMcG 4 points 1y ago
Ah ok.
bigdog510 42 points 1y ago
No the trentana strawberry akaysha would win
PhantomsAria 2 points 1y ago
These dense fuckers always call it "ah-KAI" and it's like no baby you're so close but that ain't it.
PiscesQueen24 26 points 1y ago
I personally think the honey circus mint tea is a winner
nicolelynnejones 26 points 1y ago
i read this about 6 times trying to figure out what was wrong with it
Motor-Fox6527 7 points 1y ago
someone asked for a tall fireball the other day trying to ask for a medicine ball
PhantomsAria 2 points 1y ago
Had a guy demanding a "tea bomb" for like 2 mins straight. "You guys have a tea bomb don't you?"
"No, wtf? Do you mean medicine ball?"
"YEAH A MEDICINE BOMB"
No baby that ain't t it.
Then tried to pay on food stamps, and when he couldn't, stormed out.
"No, wtf? Do you mean medicine ball?"
"YEAH A MEDICINE BOMB"
No baby that ain't t it.
Then tried to pay on food stamps, and when he couldn't, stormed out.
awkwardleoo 3 points 1y ago
I remember a customer asked me if the “peach and fruity” was one of the teas in the medicine ball 😳 whole time she meant peach tranquility
brokenleftjoycon 17 points 1y ago
true answer is brown sugar oatmeal espresso thing
UserNoUsername 16 points 1y ago
Caramel Mariachi/Caramel Muchacho would win any day of the week
tantelope 10 points 1y ago
caramel macchalattie is an inside joke at my store
Chub-boat 1 points 1y ago
Caramel Mariachi is my favorite
leopardsocks 14 points 1y ago
Megan Thee Dragonfruit
tantelope 13 points 1y ago
guys i really think Drangan Drink should win
frogboicentral 9 points 1y ago
I believe in the power of Strawberry Ikea
RubySapphireSage 9 points 1y ago
Mocha micky crumble would dominate all y’all .
astivana 7 points 1y ago
They’re girlfriends, why would they fight.
VintageD3vil 7 points 1y ago
Caramel robin crunch I think. Or the bacon gowda
threadbrain 6 points 1y ago
Maggot dragonfruit ❤️
Firm_Friendship_9148 6 points 1y ago
how could you forget the ventayyy oatmeall HHOT latte???
tantelope 2 points 1y ago
the custy in the drive through window when i’m not repeating the order back to her fast enough:
knredy 5 points 1y ago
kinda feel like pronouncing everything wrong then using my partner numbers at the window
Jaded_Fun_7133 1 points 1y ago
LOL ME
MonsteraNSFW 4 points 1y ago
Caramel macchiato frappuccino 👀
PhantomsAria 1 points 1y ago
Oh sweet baby jesus I wanna punt people that order this.
nadsworld 3 points 1y ago
Why am I dying at these replies 😭😭 caramel muchacho LMAOOO
dfresh3000 3 points 1y ago
Had a custome once get out his car and yell “lollipop doughnut!”
Responsible_Snow7109 2 points 1y ago
WHYY lmaooo was he talking about the cake pops?
dfresh3000 2 points 1y ago
Yep - he was in the drive thru. The passenger was ordering. Multiple baristas were wearing headsets and no one could understand her. DTO kept asking for clarification and that when the driver got out of the car and yelled into the speaker box. Made for a fun Saturday
Responsible_Snow7109 3 points 1y ago
Lmao imagine being annoyed that baristas cant hear ur daughter from the passenger seat and then u getting out the car and yelling the incorrect word into the speaker box "lollipop donuts!!!!" I would die if that happened at my store lol
Zsgevelin 3 points 1y ago
Spinach fettuccini wrap
GGspumpkin 2 points 1y ago
I head Megan refresher daily and I have fallen victim to it as well
Jowila68 2 points 1y ago
I want a TRENTAY iced(iced-ed) match-ay fraypucino,. We can do that in a venti sir. NOOOOOOOOO, I said TREN-TAY DAMMIT, do it as a TRENT-TAYYYYYYYYY
420coffeecups 2 points 1y ago
It’s ok I’ll take the spinach fetus wrap
Vileblood- 2 points 1y ago
Why do all of these sound something out from the incoherent game 💀
LaurabelleBabe 2 points 1y ago
The strawberry Aguy Starbucks refresher 😂
undetermineddelusion 2 points 1y ago
karmel macheeto lat-ee
DieLawnUwU 2 points 1y ago
Caramel marinara
ladysingtheblues [OP] 1 points 1y ago
Ew
DieLawnUwU 2 points 1y ago
One of my fellow shifts was nice to the guy and corrected him on it and the guy took it like a champ but came back with, “ I have a lisp” and we all had to run in the back to stop ourselves from laughing at my fellow shift because he had to find a way to backpedal
xxbleeding_outxx 2 points 1y ago
caramel montiago will save us all
Kann2000 2 points 1y ago
Personally I am betting on the strawberry Asiago refresher.
buzzy9000 2 points 1y ago
Caramel mojito
No-Pearl000 1 points 1y ago
the ‘brown…… sugar… oatmeal…..? expresso whatever drink’ wins for me every time
Able-Fudge7855 1 points 1y ago
Strawberry assy with no illusions
RipMean5527 1 points 1y ago
mochie cookie crumble and cinnamon raisel have been my two faves
kikuuq 1 points 1y ago
Alternatively also: dragon meganfruit refresher
OnTheEdge8686 1 points 1y ago
Don't forget the Kiwi Starfish! 🐠
Jaded_Fun_7133 1 points 1y ago
What about the strawberry acki ???
acupofskittles 1 points 1y ago
And Strawberry Asiago, strawberry ikea, and caramel machiato
icedoatmilkchai 1 points 1y ago
strawberry ackee ❤️
deeciphered 1 points 1y ago
Maggot dragonfruit would win hands down
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