Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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day two of not getting a truck order, not sure how much longer we are going to make it 🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️ (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by No_Introduction8689
we have not gotten an order in two days and i’m now fully convinced that no one can use their customer eyes to read signs.
them *looks at 5 signs that says no breakfast or lunch food items, no venti/trenta iced cups, etc etc* yeah so can i have a double smoked bacon and trenta iced coffee?
me:👁👄👁
NO DUDE. NO. PLS USE YOUR CUSTOMER EYES.
them *looks at 5 signs that says no breakfast or lunch food items, no venti/trenta iced cups, etc etc* yeah so can i have a double smoked bacon and trenta iced coffee?
me:👁👄👁
NO DUDE. NO. PLS USE YOUR CUSTOMER EYES.
Fluffy_Sea6789 50 points 1y ago
I’m convinced a lot of people can’t read
girlwholikesthestars 29 points 1y ago
They can't. We put up a sign near our handoff, since we keep mobiles behind the bar, that said "hey we keep mobiles back here and we're pretty busy so plz tell us you're picking up kthx." And every single day, dozens of sentient ambulatory vegetation would just stand right in front of that sign and stare at us and say nothing whatsoever. And of course there's the nightly people who pull on our locked door after close, look right at the hours sign right next to the door elucidating our closed status, and proceed to walk around and try the other door. Those are my favourites personally because there are few greater joys in my life than telling people to go away xP
KableKyle 3 points 1y ago
This happened with the Unicorn frapp. We sold out in a day and a half so we put signs on both entrances and in front of both registers and people still asked if we had it
BlooperBoo 3 points 1y ago
We have one bathroom with a door in very clear view of the registers. Every. Single. God. Damn. Day.
“Do I need a code for the bathroom?”
Im sorry do you see a keypad because there is very clearly no keypad
“Do I need a code for the bathroom?”
Im sorry do you see a keypad because there is very clearly no keypad
Brgnbo 3 points 1y ago
I love watching people try to open the locked doors :’) especially when there’s a sign saying the lobby is closed and we’re drive thru only. And they still stare at you through the window.
No_Introduction8689 [OP] 15 points 1y ago
all of them are named jared and all of them are 19
littleorphananney 3 points 1y ago
never fuckin learned how to read
asittingbee 16 points 1y ago
our store had no running water and we put a sign that said “only food items today” and i lost count of how many people were like “do you guys have refreshers?”… “no.” … “oh so i cant even get a water?”
astivana 36 points 1y ago
You should definitely have been closed with no running water D:
highspeed06 19 points 1y ago
why open?? how did you wash your hands?? that doesn’t seem right at all.
venusiangirl 16 points 1y ago
no running water is a food safety violation and health hazard wtf… you cant clean anything not even your hands you absolutely should have closed. this company is ridiculous
DieLawnUwU 5 points 1y ago
Should’ve been an anonymous whistle blower to your local health department.
FearlessSentence9667 10 points 1y ago
the worst is we’ll read it to them. like they order a sandwich we don’t have and i say sorry we don’t have that and list the two that we do actually have and then almost every customer goes “do you have *insert sandwich you didn’t list*?” like ???? you can’t read, you can’t listen, what Can you do ?
Brgnbo 4 points 1y ago
We had a sign of all of the sandwiches we didn’t have and I swear people would order every sandwich on it before finally asking for something different.
Or we’d get people like “can I get the reduced fat breakfast sandwich?” No we don’t have that today anything else? “Oh ok I’ll just get the turkey bacon sandwich” like .. sir.. did you even know what you were asking for before?
Or we’d get people like “can I get the reduced fat breakfast sandwich?” No we don’t have that today anything else? “Oh ok I’ll just get the turkey bacon sandwich” like .. sir.. did you even know what you were asking for before?
jetstarxo 2 points 1y ago
I’m at a store in California. Governor put into place a law where we can’t just hand out or ask if someone wants a single use plastic item. There’s signs everywhere explaining the law and what exactly the single use plastic in question is. Still get asked what single use plastic is or given attitude for not automatically giving them a straw or fork or whatever. Like read dude?? Not hard.
Comprehensive-Big357 1 points 1y ago
we once went like 5 days without our nashville order and it was so terrible bc we kept just being like oh we're our of that🤡🤡🤡
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