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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 07 - 08 - ID#vuhoom
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am i a criminal (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by communauta
i wanted the pink spiky cup. the lime green straw was ugly. i switched out that straw for a black straw of another cup. i paid for the cup.

some of my partners shrugged it off, some of them started talking shit behind my back. in my head, it’s a plastic straw, i don’t feel like it’s that deep?

do i deserve to be punished for my sins?
Away_Falcon_1569 257 points 1y ago
Mmmmm have fun in federal prison, this is unforgivable /s
peepeepoopaccount 137 points 1y ago
Yes you are. Have fun in high security prison. I’ll be surprised if you don’t face the death penalty.
throwaway1209340987 124 points 1y ago
According to policy, it’s theft. You paid for *a* straw and you took a different one. If you have strict management and your coworkers narc on you you could definitely get in trouble, but I feel like a more reasonable SM would just give a verbal warning/slap on the wrist if anything.
Broad-Flounder-4971 110 points 1y ago
lol I wouldn’t lose a single second of sleep over this
TRoseee 95 points 1y ago
If a customer goes to buy the other cup and realizes it’s not the correct straw or if a DM notices (ours would) it could definitely lead to corrective action being taken if someone rats you out. You prolly shouldn’t do it again.
vareenoo 83 points 1y ago
Ur right it’s not that deep but ur manager/coworkers may not see it that way
Victoriamarie03 10 points 1y ago
I told my manager this literally yesterday and she said it was fine, people be haters
bruhsoundeffect54 64 points 1y ago
I am deeply outraged you have done this. I
Hope you get reported and fired and legal action taken against you. I hope you get sentenced to public execution for this unforgivable crime
communauta [OP] 48 points 1y ago
god me too
mrbubblegxm 63 points 1y ago
it’s a straw 😭 they understaff us and neglect us as employees. girl ur fine
QuinnMcL28 7 points 1y ago
This!!
darkwolf523 5 points 1y ago
^this right here
youjustgottaignite 4 points 1y ago
THANK YOU. Corporate makes a dollar while we make a dime. it’s just a straw.
persona-2 33 points 1y ago
The issue really isn’t the straw. The issue is the swapped straw cup combo you left is now not something we sell and will have to be marked out. It’s a loss of product so it will be viewed as theft.
coffee-hoee 1 points 1y ago
its a straw for a straw , so nothing is lost
Status-Ad-3893 32 points 1y ago
Probably one of the least bad technical offenses you could commit
pixie---stick 17 points 1y ago
I don’t understand why they can’t just match the straws to the cups, why does the pink to blue cup have a green straw? It should be blue/pink/purple, or there was a red that fades to yellow for the early summer collection that had a green straw too. Idk I asked my sm if I could make the straws match the cups and he didn’t mind, if someone does mind you’ll probably just get a slap on the wrist for it.
darkwolf523 12 points 1y ago
I….can’t tell if majority of these are jokes. But to me it’s only a straw but managements won’t see it that way. It would be theft.
dystopidrip 11 points 1y ago
while yes, it’s a really small thing and tbh literally shouldn’t matter at all, you do have to realize the inventory piece of it and that it is technically theft. so if someone does rat you out, while it would be a really dumb reason, it is policy and there is every reason to hold you accountable
cswtf 7 points 1y ago
These answers are ridiculous. Enjoy your straw, but unfortunately people have more than that up their butt so it sounds like you’ll get in trouble for it. So dumb.
Decent-Marionberry63 7 points 1y ago
Nah I did the same thing with the red/orange/yellow cup that had a green straw. Another cup was green/blue with a yellow straw. I swapped the straws cuz it looked better and another partner liked the other one better so she bought the other one 😂 literally who cares? We don’t make enough money for this
[deleted] 6 points 1y ago
It’s a fucking straw. Anyone making a big deal has really nothing better to do.
Malachite_Migranes 5 points 1y ago
One cup having a mismatched straw isn’t worth enough money for corporate to care.
owocinematic 5 points 1y ago
Shit, I would’ve done the same thing. Fuck lime green straws.
floofxs2 3 points 1y ago
I find it weird your partners gaf.
boy_linda 3 points 1y ago
I know exactly which cup you're talking about and you had every right to switch it out because it's so ugly with the green straw lmao
bringitonlife 3 points 1y ago
Idk why people can’t mind their business, it’s just a straw. It ain’t deep. We literally threw out plastic cups when they were unsold & out of season. Enjoy the straw and don’t worry about what your dumbass coworker think.
gabbysafari 3 points 1y ago
i do the same things with candles at ba the and body works if one has a cuter lid than another 👀
RaginRuth 3 points 1y ago
Inventory will show that is missing, so the one that was swapped out shouldn't be sold like that.
moonbean37 2 points 1y ago
customers do this so why not
Formal-Passenger2313 2 points 1y ago
Ur co-workers desperately need to touch some grass. The caffeine is finally getting to them…
hgfdv 2 points 1y ago
Lol I'm surprised you've even paid for it! I've worked for 5 years at Starbucks and no partners have ever paid for merch.
Zealousideal-Star448 2 points 1y ago
Honestly if a customer did that I wouldn’t notice. We still have candy cane looking straws in our store so I don’t think I matters really.
rainbowstoner27 2 points 1y ago
A customer literally just did this and I think she’s a criminal too 👀
Butterflybo0ty 2 points 1y ago
Any coworker talking shit about you cause of this needs to get a life bro
creachurcritter 1 points 1y ago
Dude ur fine someone stole the entire poster from our bathroom when we transferred locations
depressedbarista420 1 points 1y ago
ew i would want nothing to do w the ppl talking shit. why do they care? it doesn’t affect them
jordan_leigh 1 points 1y ago
Did you buy both cups?
mama_bibi 1 points 1y ago
You are a genius and I'm now going to do this. Cause that straw is ugly
Brief_Coat6526 1 points 1y ago
Would you be ok with it if a customer did it?
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universenaut 1 points 1y ago
Forgive him father, for he has sinned
lewabwee 1 points 1y ago
Alright so four of your partners will fire blanks, one will have a loaded gun. Gotta make sure no one has a guilty conscience for doing what’s gotta be done.
sarahtilton_ 1 points 1y ago
I thought about doing the same thing😂 that neon straw is so gross
philosopher_cat_lady 1 points 1y ago
Yes, you're a criminal
awesomechief989 1 points 1y ago
Why did I literally have a person ask me if they could do this 30 mins ago 😂. She exchanged the whole cup cause of the color and I’m even more confused how that made it better
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