Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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funny (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by leytb
this lady orders a cappuccino and the guy on bar goes “do you want it dry or wet” and the lady is confused so she calls her husband over and the bar guy repeats himself and goes “i was just asking your wife if she likes it wet or dry” and the guy looks at me and goes “is he serious right now” and i just start laughing lmaoooo
cinnamondolcie 42 points 1y ago
every single time someone orders a chai and this guy says "wanna make it dirty?"
badatlife15 19 points 1y ago
When people order a dirty chai and one of our shifts says “how dirty do you want it?” 😂
robnoled 19 points 1y ago
We had a regular that ordered quad chais back when I worked at a Collegebux. We called it the “freak nasty chai” and it was always a favorite inside joke.
goofygoobered 13 points 1y ago
bahaha i wish i could have seen it go down
Responsible_Snow7109 13 points 1y ago
Lol yea some people dont kno the lingo. Lol i would have been mortified for all parties involved if i was there😂
ProfessionalEye5526 10 points 1y ago
Customer orders a blueberry muffin and a drink.
Me- “Do you want me to warm your muffin?” - I hear it immediately and desperately hope the customer will ignore the accidental suggestion but…
Customer- “You’re cute, you can warm my muffin anytime. I’d let you butter my muffin”
Me- 😳
Me- “Do you want me to warm your muffin?” - I hear it immediately and desperately hope the customer will ignore the accidental suggestion but…
Customer- “You’re cute, you can warm my muffin anytime. I’d let you butter my muffin”
Me- 😳
[deleted] 2 points 1y ago
I needed that laugh
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