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Full History - 2022 - 07 - 10 - ID#vvjh2x
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we ran out of frap base today :) (i.redd.it)
submitted by Perfect-Leadership58
lovey12120 72 points 1y ago
lmao i’m going to have to start doing this for when we run out of breakfast sandwiches, have a sign, take out the sandwiches from the pastry cases and yet they still ask for a breakfast sandwich. bonus points when we tell a customer that we ran out of breakfast sandwiches and the next customer in line asks for the same sandwich even though we just said there were none
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 23 points 1y ago
yeah :’) same here or when somethings marked out on the app bc we’re out and they ask if we have it
olivinemultichrome 24 points 1y ago
“It would let me mobile order this so I had to come in to order it you have to make it right for me” as if I can magically pull caramel drizzle out of my ass for them specifically
lovey12120 11 points 1y ago
ugh it’s so annoying when they do that. cause we totally mark things unavailable for funsies🙃
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 19 points 1y ago
tbf we do sometimes when it’s busy 🥴🥴
SportsChick79 7 points 1y ago
to be fair, if we are super low on something (like 2 bacon sausage wraps) we will mark it out to avoid a mobile order of more than we have left.
gothlotl 8 points 1y ago
I mean we mark things out when there’s only 1-3 left. Depending on what is it some customers are so regular they get 2 of blank food item so you mark it out when there’s like 3 left
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 3 points 1y ago
yeah we do that too, but if it gets super crazy we’ll mark out fraps bc we get a lot of modified mobile orders for them and it slows us down
mercredi7 1 points 1y ago
To be fair, I’ve had that happen before with a refresher and when I called just to double check they did have it.
Helyra 49 points 1y ago
I love when you're out of lemonade for example and they order a strawberry acai lemonade. You tell them, "I'm sorry we are all out of lemonade today. We can do it with water or coconut milk."

And they proceed with, "Oh okay. Can I get the mango dragonfruit lemonade?"

......
holldizzle024 17 points 1y ago
LMAO or we’re out of base and they ask for a pink drink instead…
Capricious-Coco 2 points 1y ago
Or they get mad because they wanted the “strawberry acai lemonade” and not just lemonade as if it’s one premade concoction
Minimum_Salary_6319 21 points 1y ago
okay hear me out. carl marxiatto.
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 7 points 1y ago
where is he when we need him
britspix 14 points 1y ago
“MEGAN Dragonfruit lemonade” and old men saying “that carlamel mahiato thingy” bruh… like your masculinity isn’t going anywhere. ALSO when people order “brown OATMEAL EXPRESSO”
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 6 points 1y ago
i hate when men pretend to not know how to order, like i think less of you now because the menu is RIGHT THERE
Jainz 13 points 1y ago
I love that. We got a lady who comes in often for her Tai Chi latte
Liberalmuffin 1 points 1y ago
chai tea? 😭😭
Jainz 1 points 1y ago
Yeah that’s what she means by it haha.
Liberalmuffin 2 points 1y ago
that’s the funniest way to say it i’ve ever heard in my life
ladysingtheblues 10 points 1y ago
Very happy to welcome Carl into the Starbucks canon
Assiqtaq 9 points 1y ago
LOL had a lady order a caramel frapino. That was a new one to me.

Next time our espresso machine breaks down and we have notices posted everywhere, I'm definitely keeping a tally of people who order a latte anyway.
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 2 points 1y ago
it was the only thing keeping me going :’) we were out of every milk except nonfat, soy, and coconut AND the manager wouldn’t let us close the store
WAtransplant2021 3 points 1y ago
Manager should have made a Costco or Sam Club run for 2% and Whole Milk? WTAF?!
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 1 points 1y ago
manager is on vacation :’) we had a manager from another store help us and she wouldn’t turn mobiles off for us either. our manager did instacart us some milk though and i feel bad because why should he have to do that if we have a proxy for that exact reason
WAtransplant2021 1 points 1y ago
WTF. A shift should have been given access to the credit card and gone to Safeway. Instacart?! That is a ridiculous waste or resources.
tinydesthique 5 points 1y ago
random but i had a customer that always came up to my register with straight up confidence asking “hi can i get a carl marccitado” and im like “WHAT???”🤣🤣

but damn i wish that were us 💀
Glittering-Charge-83 5 points 1y ago
a largely common thing we’ve had is when someone tries to order the new pineapple refresher, and we TELL THEM WE DONT HAVE PINEAPPLE, they say “oh can i have the paradise drink instead???” or vice versa. people fr don’t know what they’re ordering
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 2 points 1y ago
“can i get a caramel frap” sorry we’re all out of fraps for the day “oh well then can i get a caramel ribbon crunch” 😐😐😐
steamedpigeonmilk 3 points 1y ago
That was our store today too but lemonade. “I see on the sign that you’re out of lemonade but is that true? Do you have it?” Yeah, you caught us! we do, we’re just hoarding it for ourselves 🙄
Ambitious-Industry-8 3 points 1y ago
Hey I saw this was marked out on the app, so y’all have it?
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 1 points 1y ago
all day everyday
Jasreha 3 points 1y ago
The caramel macchiato misnaming always gets me. Yesterday I got “Caramel Mach-attoh”; my all time favorite was “Caramel Macchiatah” because my brain just chanted “tomatah, tomahtah, caramel macchiatah” the rest of the night.
Malachite_Migranes 3 points 1y ago
OMG EVERY TIME!!
drpepperbong 3 points 1y ago
u can if shots of espresso if ur iut of frap roast
KeyCranberry 3 points 1y ago
They were out of base though not frap roast
drpepperbong 2 points 1y ago
oops
turtleben248 3 points 1y ago
That doesn't sound good lol
drpepperbong 1 points 1y ago
its not, i let them know but you know people love their frapps
turtleben248 2 points 1y ago
LOL yes I do

I wonder how it would be with a little coffee, like pike or blonde
drpepperbong 3 points 1y ago
try it with cold brew, no milk and try to use concentrate. life changing and i’ll only make it for myself.
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 1 points 1y ago
we actually have a couple regulars who sub shots for the frap roast, and when we had the pistachio sauce one of our partners would make a pistachio frap with shots and it was so good
AshKB5661 2 points 1y ago
New mascot, Carl Macchiato
Kdeabill 2 points 1y ago
Well, looks like I’ve found my new drag name.

“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage… Carl Markiatto!”
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 1 points 1y ago
stop that’s so genius
Melodic_Bid4806 2 points 1y ago
totally off topic but i hate when people order a carmel macchiato frapp like WTF IS THAT
Perfect-Leadership58 [OP] 1 points 1y ago
no same bc wtf do you mean, which one do u want
w0lvesteeth 2 points 1y ago
“No sorry, we are actually all out of the base to make any frappuccinos today. Can I get ya anything else?”
“Yeah, how about a caramel frap, can you guys do that?”
🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Darcie_Autham 1 points 1y ago
Le Carl Marxiatto… 😜
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