Me, small two second break to drink some water.
Customer: can I switch these straws?
Me: Sorry, no.
Customer: is it against the law.
Me: No, you're just not allowed to.
Bitch what? iS iT iLlEgAl.
No girl its not.
Honest to God, I don't give two shits if you switched the straws. But since you asked me, the answer is no. Had you switch the straws without asking, I wouldn't have said anything. Or if you did it when my back was turned, what am I going to do?
No, please stop. Don't do that.