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Full History - 2022 - 07 - 10 - ID#vw80pt
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He's a 10 but he only drinks Frappuccinos??? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by kittykaty14
Professional-Lie6004 196 points 1y ago
He’s a 10 but constantly goes to sbux 10 minutes before they close and has no idea what he wants…
Marinseya 91 points 1y ago
-100
Skydery 156 points 1y ago
He’s a 10 but he immediately yells “hello” when he arrives at the mic.
incognitoXburrito 26 points 1y ago
The worst. .
Acceptable_Rate_2729 18 points 1y ago
Fucking -10
Saltiboi08 12 points 1y ago
2 >:(
omogal123 7 points 1y ago
-10 and a silent treatment 🙃
shipssiren 4 points 1y ago
A 1, immediately
lunarmadz 1 points 1y ago
Literal 0
KurtzKOButtz 1 points 1y ago
He can get by with the Frappuccino thing, but this is just messed up
aspiringgrandpa 108 points 1y ago
what kind of frappucino 🤔🤔🤔

how about he’s a ten but he orders a quad espresso over ice in a venti cup and expects it to be filled with milk
shipssiren 28 points 1y ago
A four, a negative 10 if hw argues about it or talks shit on them
steamedpigeonmilk 99 points 1y ago
Mocha cookie crumble specifically 😂🤪
durqandat 37 points 1y ago
Came here to say he’s a 10 but he calls it a Mokie Cookie on the first try
canidieyet_ 6 points 1y ago
please i’m a 2 year partner and still say mokie cookie 😭😂 i talk too fast
ExternalFruit4713 15 points 1y ago
I feel attacked I like drinking that
steamedpigeonmilk 9 points 1y ago
Just poking fun!
ExternalFruit4713 6 points 1y ago
I know lol
heyyyitsbee 3 points 1y ago
my other favorite is “mangan dragon fruit”
HealthyCommand8866 2 points 1y ago
Another one that makes me giggle is “caramel mach-chi-cha-Cho” i’ve had a couple customers call it that so now it’s my favorite thing to call it when we make them😂
spookyboi13 3 points 1y ago
thats my friend right there... 10 in all regards... except his sbux order...
mewwissa 73 points 1y ago
I wouldn’t rate him, because he’s a child, and that would be weird. 🤣
ACleverDoggo 55 points 1y ago
He's a 10 but he only drinks puppacinos.

And he drools. And he won't go potty when it's raining. And he barks in his sleep. And he's completely obsessed with squirrels.

Honestly? Still a 10. Give that good boy a belly rub.
thechamelioncircuit 44 points 1y ago
He’s a 10 but he pronounces Açaí “akai”
TwoToneIndigo 8 points 1y ago
So is it pronounced "asaee"?
liansu_ 16 points 1y ago
I pronounce it “A sigh yee”
holldizzle024 5 points 1y ago
aH sigh ee
galaxydisco17 6 points 1y ago
Or says Asiago
floofxs2 43 points 1y ago
He’s a 10, but he orders wet cappuccinos…
SNES182 31 points 1y ago
He’s a 10 but goes into Starbucks while he’s already running late for work and yells at the staff.
galaxydisco17 7 points 1y ago
-1,000
LeafelB 22 points 1y ago
It’s a no from me dog.
ittybittybakerkitty 20 points 1y ago
They're a 10 but they order a grande frap and ask for it to be split into two cups and expect it to be full
omogal123 19 points 1y ago
A 10 🫶🏽 remind me of my customer who always drink mocha frappuccino! Really nice guy and handsome too!! And he always lives tips 😂
thirdfury93 17 points 1y ago
Read as "he's ten but only drinks frappuccinos". Was personally worried & also confused by the replies.
pezookazoo 11 points 1y ago
he’s a 10 but he says “yeah let me get a uhhhh….” when you ask how he’s doing at the box
wormybabybabu 11 points 1y ago
How about she's a 6 but she orders nitro cold brew with a double shot of blonde
durqandat 6 points 1y ago
*distracted boyfriend meme*
impasse602 9 points 1y ago
4
mama_bibi 8 points 1y ago
He's a 10 but asks if the hot drink with Ashley on it is his
Perfect-Leadership58 8 points 1y ago
he’s a 4
mrbubblegxm 8 points 1y ago
0
vodkitten- 5 points 1y ago
He’s a 10 but drinks an upside down ice caramel macchiato that messes up his stomach 🖤✨ while I can down 10 shots at once and skip through the park
Teftthebridgeman 5 points 1y ago
Whats wrong with liking something sweet?

Won't that quality make him more of a 10?
steamedpigeonmilk 24 points 1y ago
I think it’s just a joke (at least that’s how I took it). Nothing wrong with ordering frappes, if that’s what you like 🤷🏻‍♀️🙂
theepi_pillodu 8 points 1y ago
Oh my god, now I get it. I read it as, the mother said he is 10 years, but order frappes only.

Where did this "s/he is a 10, but..." Came from?
steamedpigeonmilk 7 points 1y ago
I’m not too sure. I’ve seen it a lot on TikTok 🤷🏻‍♀️
kittykaty14 [OP] 17 points 1y ago
I think it's subjective. Personally, having to make a ton of fraps in such a small amount of time has ruined the drinks for me. No hate to anyone who enjoys them just curious where everyone would rate 😊
steamedpigeonmilk 7 points 1y ago
I completely agree. I hate them 😆
OkPudding1246 4 points 1y ago
He’s a 10 but he orders a pour over in the drive thru.
SoulSl00t 1 points 1y ago
-1000
Venus_Fox18 4 points 1y ago
That would be my man lol. He's a 10 across the board, but doesn't like coffee so he gets hot chocolates or vanilla bean / strawberry creme frappuccinos. Doesn't bother me none since I won't come home and be out of coffee unless it was me who did it 🤣
rterrebo 4 points 1y ago
Hey now. I feel personally attacked. Lol
StarrAlyssaB 3 points 1y ago
immediately no
11corkie11 3 points 1y ago
He’s a 4
moomarz 3 points 1y ago
so a 0?
thechamelioncircuit 3 points 1y ago
He’s a -10
Kmsss 3 points 1y ago
2
Minute-General-2090 3 points 1y ago
He's a 10 but he only asks for water 🙃
amalia13lightning 17 points 1y ago
he's literally a 1000/10
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Torirock10 2 points 1y ago
when my boyfriend visited for thanksgiving last year, we went to starbucks maybe at least 4 times and he tried a new drink every day and it was so nice. he tried a apple crisp frappuccino, a peppermint mocha, a mango dragonfruit, and idk what else. but he got VARIETY!
cutiepie9ccr 2 points 1y ago
immediate 4
evviiieeee 2 points 1y ago
he’s a ten but he orders a black coffe and gets mad when there’s no cream or sugar in it
doojinz 1 points 1y ago
6
Frequent_Flamingo_42 1 points 1y ago
He's a 10 but asks for 4 long shots and extra whip in his tall frap
bogodee 1 points 1y ago
He’s a 10 but he’s one of those customers that get a Frappuccino at 5 in the morning
acnh1222 1 points 1y ago
Does he make his own frappuccinos? 11.

I only drink frappuccinos if I make them myself (is it because I made up a custom one and I don’t actually know how to properly ring up so I don’t want to bother anyone else with it? That’s a secret I’ll never tell)
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