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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 07 - 17 - ID#w1h3ip
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I swear my handwriting has gotten 10x more swoopy since I started working here (i.redd.it)
submitted by EliMinivan
Ambition_Healthy 256 points 1y ago
cum
RobedSnake7 29 points 11m ago
cum
pirivalfang 20 points 11m ago
cum
RareLingonberry 12 points 11m ago
cum
someginger6 2 points 11m ago
Cum
Joeypastapulo 11 points 11m ago
I knew my flat white tasted funny...
martinifather 8 points 11m ago
cum
WasUpBoggers -8 points 11m ago
its cm, caramel macchiatoe.
More-Investment-8624 12 points 11m ago
Cum
throwaway62919six 1 points 11m ago
Cumel Machiatto
More-Investment-8624 1 points 11m ago
Cum cumiato
More-Investment-8624 0 points 11m ago
Cum
badtimesman00 201 points 1y ago
I see everyone's got their third eye open today
GreenTourmaline13 21 points 1y ago
This made me giggle, thanks
More-Investment-8624 2 points 11m ago
Cum
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Torirock10 144 points 1y ago
CUM
Tara_Kitten 109 points 1y ago
Cum
chamorrobro 70 points 1y ago
Wow, corporate’s really going crazy with the test markets, huh?
AmIAwakeOr 58 points 1y ago
I wanted that CUM iced.
TheDoorMatts 55 points 1y ago
I’m pretty sure that person ordered cum…
megs1288 52 points 1y ago
I ordered a sweet tea at a taco bar once and they wrote swt in cursive on the cup and it looked like “slut” I was very offended spent about 45 seconds trying to figure out what to do before I realized what it was. $1
Zealousideal-Star448 11 points 1y ago
Yea that definitely looks like slut lmao
geogrokat 51 points 1y ago
WHAT is in that drink???
Terrible_Middle_1039 84 points 1y ago
Cum.
drowninginristretto -4 points 11m ago
A Carmel macchiato
chaddybabydaddy28 50 points 1y ago
“Uh- Stephanie, right?… you want me to make this drink here or- im just saying i clock out at 3”
mercredi7 11 points 1y ago
Your comment plus username is really just 👌
EliMinivan [OP] 48 points 1y ago
God damnit
sani_anra 46 points 1y ago
cum
Broad-Flounder-4971 45 points 1y ago
Comments made me proud
cpv_91 39 points 1y ago
I miss writing cups. Much more fun to decipher handwriting than the stupid abbreviations that change constantly (that BTW don't need to but they could be working on tips via CCs instead). 😜
graylikesoap 29 points 1y ago
it’s cum o’clock
MoonCatlol 22 points 1y ago
Lmaoo so glad I wasn’t only one who thought is what that cup said(went to comments) 🤣🤣🤣
shittalkingbeanpole 20 points 1y ago
C U M
Anonymia1101 17 points 1y ago
cUM
JanniesPrideMonth 15 points 1y ago
cum
Epona_02 15 points 1y ago
cum
PerspectiveCapable98 15 points 1y ago
Cum
pearcorpse 14 points 1y ago
c u m
jazzyaardvark 9 points 1y ago
I gotta start going to starbucks more often now
TheGoldBlaster6nine 7 points 1y ago
Cum
turnedtechGodhead 7 points 1y ago
C U M
Assiqtaq 7 points 1y ago
I see your store has not updated to the new system yet.
willywankaz432 5 points 1y ago
Unless it’s a tarbucks😂
EliMinivan [OP] 12 points 1y ago
Safeway bux, we ain't getting that shit any time ever
Assiqtaq 5 points 1y ago
Looks exactly like our old system, which was a Kroger store kiosk. We JUST updated to mobile ordering, which I have heard all the Kroger stores will be eventually doing.
Fine-Entrepreneur-61 3 points 1y ago
yeah it’s true i worked at a starbucks inside a mariano’s and they switched to mobile ordering right before i left on may
whorethatsbored 6 points 1y ago
cum
changbinsomnia 6 points 1y ago
CuM
throwaway62919six 5 points 1y ago
Cum
immickle 5 points 1y ago
cum
kylelovershrek2 5 points 1y ago
cum
CorpBrig 4 points 11m ago
Cum
youdontlookitalian 4 points 1y ago
CUM
SnooShortcuts8570 4 points 1y ago
cum
Acedre123 3 points 11m ago
Cum
leoperidot16 3 points 1y ago
but what was it even supposed to say I’m so confused
SelocAvrap 6 points 1y ago
It's supposed to be "CM," the abbreviation for "caramel macchiato"
CharmyFrog 3 points 1y ago
You still write on cups?
AshKB5661 2 points 11m ago
You were supposed to milk the COW, not your DICK.
Zero1Sixx 2 points 11m ago
Ah yes, the secret menu C U M drink. With two pumps of white mocha on top 👌
Vlnvln2021 2 points 11m ago
CUM CUP CUM CUP
kai03X 2 points 11m ago
i remember i put cum in someone’s drink. good times 😌
Mother-Independent78 1 points 11m ago
my fave starbucks drink
molwalk 1 points 11m ago
Nothing like a hot cup of cum to get you going in the morning
Gameb0i6 1 points 11m ago
You still wrote in cups? Wtf?! Must be a licensed store
scorpioxqueeeenn 1 points 11m ago
mine too
Zealousideal-Star448 1 points 1y ago
It’s like a doctors handwriting
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