Me waking up at 12,1 and 2 am checking the clock each time thinking I'm late again for my opening shift.

Real lactose intolerant mfs can taste the difference

this happened to me w a costumer once…. He may have nearly shit his pants that day but to this day he’s one of my best friends

Me realizing I accidentally used regular espresso on a decaf drink. I’m pretty sure it only happened once but goddamn I hope I didn’t fuck up that person’s life

My worst fear being a coffee addict and lactose intolerant

I chased someone down once because my coworker gave them whole milk instead of oat and I knew they were allergic. Lol it keeps me up at night

I once thought I've developed cow milk allergy (spoiler: I didn't) and tried various plant milks in my local coffee place. Once on Monday a barista saw me and almost bursted out in tears, because on Friday she accidentally made me a whole-milk latte when I asked for coconut milk. I told her I didn't even noticed and was fine (we had a small talk about milks a while ago and I told her my suspicions about allergies).

Jokes on you. I dissociated so bad at Starbucks I barely remember working there.

Whoops

Lol OP, I thought the caption was about to be like "Me waking up at 3am remembering that: I didnt run tabs on both espresso machines after we closed and locked the doors for the night" 😭😭😭😭

Me waking up at 3:40 so I get to work on time 🥹 and we are changing our hours so it’ll be 3:20 at the latest now

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mine was trying to fall asleep after a shift (this why I don't close and especially not if I work the next morning too lmao)
and finally almost asleep , then suddenly though , shit I forgot to restock the fucking fridges

For me it’s just kinda like

# “FUCK.

Oh well. I’m sure it’s fine, back to sleep.”

me when i remembered i accidentally gave a guy decaf shots

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