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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 07 - 18 - ID#w23gf1
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I… okay then (i.redd.it)
submitted by DecaDominatrix
AmIAwakeOr 48 points 11m ago
Phew, dodged a bullet there. 😌

Thanks Nicole.
AriToHerFriends 22 points 11m ago
the other morning a woman in my drive through asked for a slice of “the lemon breakfast bread”.

i guess we’re just having cake for breakfast now.
DecaDominatrix [OP] 9 points 11m ago
I haven’t laughed this hard at a Starbucks joke since my shift got our managers flip flop stuck behind the filing cabinet oh my god
sirencursedwithrage 2 points 11m ago
what was the joke
DecaDominatrix [OP] 6 points 11m ago
I didn’t mean to say joke but I was still on my shift and my brain cells were fried lmao, just funny Starbucks things I guess
sirencursedwithrage 3 points 11m ago
ohh sorry I thought you meant that there was a joke made after the funny incident and I was intrigued 🤣
new_direction_ 19 points 11m ago
This is a glitch that sometimes happens with various food items. The day that all the orders came out saying both warmed and not warmed was… confusing.
Candid_Accident_ 5 points 11m ago
Oh, damn, yesterday I got a ham & cheese croissant that said not warmed, and I asked my shift what to do, and she said to give it to them like that, so I did. I hope it wasn’t this! 😂😬
Zealousideal-Star448 13 points 11m ago
Lmao reminds me of the guy who demanded to get his lemon loaf warmed and that baristas did it for him all the time. Sir no the most I can do is let in sit on the open door to get it more room temp but I’m not getting boiling icing everywhere and burning off my skin just to sit on hold with Sedgwick for 3 hours.
DecaDominatrix [OP] 9 points 11m ago
We’re already risking it pulling the impossible out of the oven and having that molten cheese fly into our eyes 😂
Latter-Guava-4734 3 points 11m ago
I stg it’s always the Impossible, Double-Smoked, or egg bites that cause me to question once again why I wanted to be on warming while my hands are covered in oil burns. Lol
Clementine-teeth 4 points 11m ago
When I told a customer that the lemon loaf can’t be warmed she said “just do it” like no love you don’t understand
nolambb 3 points 11m ago
people like to customize the crap out of their mobile orders. i once had a brown sugar shaken espresso mobile order clarifying that it had oat milk, cinnamon powder, three shots (for a grande) etc etc i was like DUH
holldizzle024 5 points 11m ago
i love when they order a grande iced whatever in a grande cup… like thanks for clarifying
LambCHOP6988 3 points 11m ago
Former here: I don't care aboot any of this; all I wanna know is if the lemon loaf still contains "sodium hexametaphosphate" ?
Aliciarox11189 1 points 11m ago
Check the app? And probably?
Necessary_Low939 3 points 11m ago
It actually annoys me when a customer ask for these items warmed and I’m like no the icing will catch on fire if I do—to their dismay!
aspiringgrandpa 3 points 11m ago
i keep getting these too….so weird
Tvdrone16 2 points 11m ago
I applaud the specificity
turtle_sandwich_ 2 points 11m ago
I accidentally warmed a slice recently. My brain was just elsewhere and in it went.
It’s pretty tasty warmed. Ngl
Minus the potential burns anyway.
: )
holldizzle024 2 points 11m ago
this happened to me for the first time today too!! like what
ghost_in_the_sun 1 points 11m ago
We've been getting this, too, and I keep telling the others to put it in the freezer for a few minutes. No success yet.
Expecto_nihilus 1 points 11m ago
Yes i’d like your birthday cake pop warmed.
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