Don't even get get me started on the people who order a venti pink drink no coconut milk, made with heavy cream, 3 scoops of vanilla bean powder, and vanilla sweet cream cold foam. LEAST FAVORITE DRINK TO MAKE......sorry if you drink this 👉🏼👈🏼🥺

“can i get a venti iced passion tea with heavy cream and sugar free vanilla i’m keto🥺🥺also can i have a lemon loaf with that”

Gee I love diets designed for epileptic children 😋

Glad the peak of that ended when it did, but the stragglers will always be around.

my body would be wrecked, to say the least

If your diet tells you drinking 16 oz of heavy cream is healthier than eating some pineapple you should know something was off. Even when I was actively anorexic I thought keto was a bridge to far.

The other day a lady goes “do you know how to make the pink drink?” I go yeah a strawberry coconut… she goes “no no no, it’s a venti passion tango with heavy cream and sugar free vanilla” like I’M the idiot lol

I had a customer get the star drink, with lemonade, heavy cream, coconut milk and sweet cream. I just wanted to share this with someone.

lol our sugar free vanilla isn’t keto … kinda makes me feel bad when I burst their bubble ☠️

One fall, I was asked if I wanted heavy cream in my hot pumpkin latte because they were all out of milk. I was like "uh.. ok. sure. never tried it" It was delicious and very fattening. First and only time I'm doing that. Lattes are literally just 70%+ milk.

I work at a target location and One time i made a trenta keto pink drink with no ice and I was like “surely this will be 3 drinks that they split up at home” I was later checking out and the woman had finished over 3/4ths of it during her shopping trip 😭🤮

They always have to tell you they’re keto so you can both act like drinking a quart of heavy cream is normal and healthy.

"🥺🥺 do you have anything keto-friendly?" No. Im a barista, not a dietician. Research your own diet.

I understand the premise of ACTUAL keto…but it’s irritating when there are people who come and ask baristas “what on the menu is keto?” Like if you actually cared then you would just get water or plain coffee. Majority of people do it for weight loss(which obviously everyone has different opinions on this) but it’s meaningless when they want an iced coffee with EXTRA heavy cream which is gonna be hundreds of calories…and there are still people who are under the impression we have some sort of sugar free peach so they ask for the sugar laden juice. I had to explain to a customer about how it has tons of sugar and there’s no sugar free peach anything anymore besides the tea bags

cold brew/iced coffee with heavy cream and sugar free vanilla 😭😭

Hot drinks with cold foam. There was a regular who would order extra hot lattes with cold foam. So damn annoying. And she whined whenever someone new/unfamiliar with her clarified… We clarify because it’s freaking weird that you’re getting cold foam on a hot drink lady!

I talked a customer out of ordering a pink drink with heavy cream because it's not keto in the slightest and convinced her to order a tea instead

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GOD YES IM LIKE: That’s not… Okay here’s your 13 dollar drink!

Trenta pink drinks w/ heavy cream , 3 scoops of vanilla bean , vanilla syrup, and van sweet creams are my scariest customers .. because god forbid I make that drink wrong .

Ketos are the new vegans 🤣