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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 07 - 20 - ID#w3ut53
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short and tall makes me mad (i.redd.it)
submitted by MrZeLlama
shipssiren 156 points 11m ago
I'd rather they just say small, medium, or large then fumble over it, mess it up, and get a size they don't want. If its less complicated for you, its less complicated for me
dayahorne 119 points 11m ago
Just say small medium large we understand what you're saying. Were not gonna laugh at you or mock you behind your back because you got it wrong.
External_Assistance9 52 points 11m ago
However we will mock you if your day is ruined by us not having your preferred milk
External_Assistance9 51 points 11m ago
Better yet, if you mention that you are late for work
erin_33 33 points 11m ago
oh my god the amount of times i’ve heard “i have to be at work in *blank* minutes” okay and? have better time management babes
dayahorne 5 points 11m ago
Right, no told you to go to Starbucks. That was a choice you made. You saw how long the line was.
MakatoKun 9 points 11m ago
Or if they ask if that’s their caramel macchiato when they point at a vanilla bean frap
Necessary_Low939 3 points 11m ago
They do this so they don’t have to pay. I say I need to charge u for the difference.
aspiringgrandpa 69 points 11m ago
i lowkey get so annoyed when people ask what sizes we have…. i just look at them and go “small, medium and large 😐” then they end up getting embarrassed lmao. i’m not dumb bro i can translate “large” into “venti”
MakatoKun 5 points 11m ago
I’ve found that joking that the size names are kinda silly helps with the embarrassment. I’ll normally tell them, “You’re good to say small medium or large. We don’t judge if you don’t know the silly size names off the top of your head.”
accountedthrowaway5 49 points 11m ago
especially when customers ask “what’s the TALLEST size you have” like bro 😭
Garrickrelentless 11 points 11m ago
Whenever I get this I loudly proclaim "Tall! 😀"
ichxnel 46 points 11m ago
Literallyyyy if I had a penny for everyone ordering a grande, wanting a large, then having us remake it, I’d be rich
lilkiosk 24 points 11m ago
Or the amount of times an old woman has yelled at me because she ordered a tall and it wasn’t a venti
ayakowantsmemes 37 points 11m ago
There was a highschool girl who was laughing at her friend who ordered a "large" drink. Like, girl the baristas don't care so why tease her 🙄
drinkliquidclocks 4 points 11m ago
This happens at my store too and I will defend the person every timeout
vareenoo 34 points 11m ago
“Can I get a large coffee?? I don’t know any of the fancy names😂😂😂😂” bro pls ikwym I’ve heard this 20 times today pls end my suffering
olivinemultichrome 27 points 11m ago
For anyone who thinks “short” and “tall” are dumb names for small sizes… those used to be the only two sizes available. 8 and 12 ounce cups, short and tall. Then people wanted more and more coffee so they added sizes but kept the original names.
MrZeLlama [OP] 0 points 11m ago
It's still dumb :)
hotgirllifestyle 2 points 11m ago
lmfao yeah agreed they change everything they could have changed the size names like 40 years ago when they became more global
canadianhorror 22 points 11m ago
“Uhhhh can I have a VONTI…..”
patienceyieldsfocus 17 points 11m ago
I love the "can I get a ven-tay"
reclusivegiraffe 15 points 11m ago
trenti
lilkiosk 8 points 11m ago
Tetra
canadianhorror 4 points 11m ago
Tentra
ItsJHos 3 points 11m ago
I used to have a customer who always got a trenta and said trenti every time. They also said gran-de for gran-day.
leoperidot16 5 points 11m ago
No one over the age of 40 can say venti they all say vente I don't get it
80sGraffiti 1 points 11m ago
Tren-tay
A-Tacolypse 10 points 11m ago
We have this woman who comes in ever night and orders a tentra. No matter how many times we say it back to her correctly she will always say tentra
Mea-fae_Owl73 14 points 11m ago
I tell customers all the time (when they struggle with size) we speak small, medium, large. We don’t get mad using those terms.
Jaded_Fun_7133 5 points 11m ago
Also does anyone else get made when they have to make a tall frap like come on that is such a waste lmao like I get soooooo annoyed when I see “Tl” next to any frap on bar like what a waste of their money and my time.
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Zealousideal-Star448 4 points 11m ago
… does this person forget we are human to and had to learn this for the first time
heckindude 3 points 11m ago
it just proves they think we aren’t real people and don’t exist outside of the bux 🫶
RottenFries 3 points 11m ago
someone on drive asked me for a large latte and I looked so hard into their soul that their eyes started catching fire on the spot
reclusivegiraffe 6 points 11m ago
why is this a problem? idc if people use those sizes, if it’s less confusing for customers then whatever

edit: i read so many comments that i forgot what the actual post was about, my bad 😅
urlessies 3 points 11m ago
i think this person was joking in regards to the post
RottenFries 2 points 11m ago
uhh it’s called a joke???
reclusivegiraffe 1 points 11m ago
yeah i read so many comments that i forgot what the actual post was about, my bad 😅 adhd
Necessary_Low939 2 points 11m ago
I honestly just started using those words because they’re universal. Today I was like do you want a small size too? And he’s like what’s the size after that? And I’m like… me—medium. He was hoping I say grande
megs1288 2 points 11m ago
When someone asks us what our sizes are I legit just say 8,12,16,26(20), or 30
cocoabutterkissez 1 points 11m ago
im weak lmfao
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Jena876543 1 points 11m ago
I don’t know where the myth that we don’t accept small medium and large as sizes. I don’t care what you say to me as long as the desired size is specified. Trenta is extra large and short is by order only
miniinovaa 1 points 11m ago
From that one stupid movie scene
NotyourangeLbabe 1 points 11m ago
I just whip out the origin stories of the the sizes and people usually give up complaining. I truly don’t mind the size names.
RoccoSteal 1 points 11m ago
Can confirm Barista’s don’t give a shit if you say Small, Medium, Large or Extra Large. It’s better than asking for a Grande and expecting it to be the biggest we have. Don’t ask for things you don’t understand.
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leoperidot16 4 points 11m ago
I believe the twitter user is making a "joke"
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