same with "megan dragon fruit" like ???

Man, i dont go to starbucks but i work as a bartender. And all yall problems are mine. I love you all. Idk how you do this at 8am.

A man ordered a caramel Reuben crunch the other day.......ok so you want it on rye with sauerkraut??

Carmen and Megan walked into a shaker.

Karen: “I wanted this hot.”

I had someone try to order a drink from a photo on their phone once and they kept bringing it back saying it was wrong. Turns out they thought the name on the cup (Marsha) meant the drink had MATCHA 🙃🙃🙃

CAN I GET A CARAMEL COOKIE CHIP FRAPPE

Whenever they mess up and they catch themselves, I always try to make them feel better by reminding them they didn't have the coffee yet. A human without coffee is a car without gas

We had the old pastry case with the rounded front. I had a person think it was a help yourself type thing. He opened the entire pastry case from the front, knocking down whatever was on top.

I’ve thought about just giving out a large whole vanilla bean stick for the ones that say “tall vanilla bean” and thats it

I genuinely think, most of the time, things like that are a slip of the tongue lol. They aren't put here saying this shit all day every day like us!! Same with mangen/Meagan dragonfruit! I've accidentally said shit like that before

I once had a partner say birthday cake cock instead of birthday cake pop, happens to the best of us.

someone asked for a caramel mojito the other day and i just about lost it

IM DEAD💀💀

People are idiots. That's part of why I no longer work for Starbucks. I just can't do retail anymore. 20 years of it has taken its toll. I have zero patience for tom foolery from the general public because of it.

strawberry AKAI

Hahahaha today someone ordered a “mohtcha frapp” I was like, “mocha or matcha”???

I live in the deep south. if you didn’t know, the sizes are you don’t have anything smaller?, grande, ventay, Trenti.

“I know you guys have something like the sour cream cold brew…?” I was trying not to burst out laughing while on bar.

Yes my coworkers and I will do our own renditions of messed up words such as :
Cannibal machete
Cannon ball machine
Flamin hot macheeto
Crappucino
Bacon (back-un) gourduh
Bacon grey egg bites
And so on. It’s so ridiculous.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ive had a women order an iced cay tea latte and she meant the chai tea latte

someone told me they wanted a mango dragonfruit with lemonade but without lemonade, "so just a regular mango dragonfruit with water?" "yeah that!" 😵‍💫

I had a lady the other day who kept saying she wanted a mango dragon fruit in a cali size! I asked her to repeat the size because maybe I misheard and she goes and talks even slower as if I’m stupid and says “mango…dragon fruit….cali sized” so I’m thinking of okay it wasn’t me. I tell her that there is no such thing and maybe she means a trenta? And she starts to get upset and says no she wanted a cali sized because that’s what’s it says on the board. I said “ma’am, that C A L means calories!”
And she thought it was just so funny. She wasted like 5 mins of my drive times with her dumbass

Some wife daughter husband triple came in my drive and had the poor dad/husband say “can I get a grande pinkity drinkity” like dead serious and you can hear the girls crack up in the back like they had just done the funniest shit ever…. He gets to the window and then asks me if that’s how you say it… “no, just a pink drink”💀

Drango magon drink....

i had someone ask for a brown sugar oatmeal shaken espresso the other day

nah the best part is i had a regular who would slip up “carmen ribbon crunch” every single time aND HER OWN FUCKING NAME IS CARMEN 🥲😭

I try to be sympathetic because you never know if someone has dyslexia or some other issue that makes it hard to read and/or speak.

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