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Full History - 2022 - 07 - 26 - ID#w92g2u
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They’re a 10 but… (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by T-Money-who
They’re a 10 but order extra Carmel on a Carmel ribbon crunch ?

They’re a 6
overturned23 185 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but say “squirts” instead of pumps
juju483 41 points 11m ago
-12
PercyGabriel1129 41 points 11m ago
0
Johanito69 8 points 11m ago
11 squirt on em
ashley0927 101 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but stare at you on cafe bar waiting for their drinks.
vertigo00o 67 points 11m ago
a -582958939494. we’re not zoo animals lmao
aspiringgrandpa 19 points 11m ago
i want to say this to a customer so bad
Mea-fae_Owl73 23 points 11m ago
I’ve asked a few times if they are enjoying the show
aspiringgrandpa 9 points 11m ago
chad
vertigo00o 5 points 11m ago
i fucking love this
vertigo00o 8 points 11m ago
i said it under my breath while heading on my way to my precious 30, i really hope they heard it
aspiringgrandpa 10 points 11m ago
one day i’ll fr snap and shout this at people bc when you’re in a rush and everyone is at handoff staring at you busting your ass i wanna fight fr
ayakowantsmemes 2 points 11m ago
Our handoff plane is next to ice and water tap so I tend to scoop ice more aggressively to scare them off
th3_thing 18 points 11m ago
-20 if it's a group of girls that look, turn back to their friends, laugh, and keep watching
kennsnaps 5 points 11m ago
Would recommend doing it to coworkers without blinking and trying to maintain eye contact, 10/10 funny every time
Snarfungus 4 points 11m ago
the only time i don’t mind this is when it’s kids. adults doing this is so not cool
jackmalfoy 2 points 11m ago
A 3
Aware-Vehicle1926 79 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but they pronounce açaí like “Uh-kyyya”…
yungfroggie 41 points 11m ago
10 if they haven’t been corrected yet

4 if they have… multiple times
chrichri33333 15 points 11m ago
I once read back their order and pronounced it properly, and they "corrected" me by saying "ah-kaye"
LaynaBird03 74 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but order an iced white mocha with sccf and extra caramel drizzle
peachiebunn 9 points 11m ago
We call this drink “white girl wasted” because we had a guy come thru ordering it for his girlfriend and he was struggling to read it “venti… iced… white…” and the partner on dto said “venti iced white mocha with sccf and xtra caramel drizzled?” And he said “yeah how did you know that??” “Oh everyone orders that” i kid you not he replied “oh so its some white girl wasted shit huh.”
dnims24 7 points 11m ago
Is this a TikTok drink? We’ve been seeing this a lot at my store too lately
shipssiren 2 points 11m ago
Yes
Anonymia1101 7 points 11m ago
a 6
Aware-Vehicle1926 30 points 11m ago
A 4…
overturned23 6 points 11m ago
-600
Spoiledkittykat 69 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but they order a croissant but pronounce it “qwason”
T-Money-who [OP] 16 points 11m ago
2
th3_thing 11 points 11m ago
I do this simply cuz I think of the Jimmy Neutron meme
shipssiren 10 points 11m ago
We have a barista who will speak perfect english and "qwason" in a french accent and carry on speaking english. Shes american, and kearned french. But its just something she does all the time each time she says croissant
Spoiledkittykat 3 points 11m ago
DISCUSTING
Beneficial-Weird-817 5 points 11m ago
My bf is British so he says it like this and corrects me every time I say croissant 😂
ShannyES 2 points 11m ago
What about if they pronounce it croy-sant. 😑
Number1Barooista 60 points 11m ago
They're at 10 but they ask for a sausage McMuffin
miss_nasty_ 24 points 11m ago
We have a McDonalds right next to us and this happens all the time! They’ll be like “can we have a Diet Coke and a sausage McMuffin” and I’m like no we don’t sell those. 9/10 they are usually rude to us like we moved our building or something 💀
itsyaboimikey_ 11 points 11m ago
someone once asked if we had sprite and when i said no she asked if we had pepsi 💀. i was like ma’am we do not have fountain sodas
Emarie2200 5 points 11m ago
Same at my store!!! This guy asked for McNuggets and then asked if we had burgers. He then proceeded to get mad bc we didn’t have “mc” anything. 😂 we told him more than once that McDonald’s was next door, but that was never good enough for him.
kennsnaps 59 points 11m ago
They're a 10 but they order a scoop of strawberries in their Pike.
Happened recently, could not look at them the same.
T-Money-who [OP] 55 points 11m ago
They’re banned from the store
starboienby 54 points 11m ago
they’re a 10, but they order a grill cheese at window.
Aware-Vehicle1926 33 points 11m ago
0… they’re sold out
No_Fruit_6188 47 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but they order fraps at the window
GrayCera12 35 points 11m ago
Definitely a 0
Aware-Vehicle1926 10 points 11m ago
-infinity
shipssiren 1 points 11m ago
Immediately showing them the door
dankmobile 35 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but they say “treen-tay Megan Dragonfruit”
yaaasqueenie 12 points 11m ago
On Mangen Dangen 😭 that one gets me every time

-1
Expecto_nihilus 29 points 11m ago
They put vanilla sweet cream cold foam on EVERY… SINGLE… DRINK… because, TikTok
sixfin 4 points 11m ago
But its so good 😭
Expecto_nihilus 2 points 11m ago
In the right context and cup. In others it’s incredibly gross!
duiopgffvf 28 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but they insist on a decaf pour over and won’t just drink a decaf americano 😡😡😡
T-Money-who [OP] 6 points 11m ago
0…
brookecarrillo 5 points 11m ago
Lol my store doesn’t carry decaf pike so if it gets mobile ordered I just automatically make decaf americano. 💀
aiva-mae 2 points 11m ago
We have one that comes in every day and when offered the decaf americano (by those unaware) will say “No, make it as a pour over” …. ma’am
ZombieLlamaSlays 21 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but they place their mobile order After they’ve already pulled up to the box to inform you they have a mobile.
brookecarrillo 5 points 11m ago
LITERALLY HATE THAT SHIT 0 af
LovePrevailsOverAll 17 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but for syrups, they say shots instead of pumps
SnooTomatoes5285 7 points 11m ago
A 4

A 1 if they complain about the fact the check to see they meant pumps of syrup instead of shots of espresso
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shatteredauthor 12 points 11m ago
A 10 but ask for all their modifications at bar

A 10 but go to the bar partner to order instead of the register

A 10 but remain dead silent just staring at you until you talk to them at register

A 10 but place their mobile order in cafe and immediately complain if you don't immediately make their drink.
itsyaboimikey_ 1 points 11m ago
1. -50
2. 2
3. 6 (because sometimes i get anxious and do this too)
4. 0
bubblecumpink 12 points 11m ago
11 cuz I love making frappes and hate when people order w out whip😭😭like pls that’s the best part
nicolelynnejones 6 points 11m ago
i also don’t mind making fraps (as long as it’s not like 15 different ones in a row during a 95 custie peak)
sushibroni 0 points 11m ago
this
jams1015 7 points 11m ago
They're a 10 but they order "carmel" (pronunciation) anything.

Carmel. Car-MEL. Nails on a chalkboard.

Cara-mel. Oh, my bliss.
Caleb_Gooberson 1 points 11m ago
Before I worked at Starbucks I pronounced Carmel as Car-Mel, and now after working for Starbucks for a while it's changed and it's funny because I didn't notice it till now
sani_anra 6 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but believe every drink they find on tiktok is good.
T-Money-who [OP] 2 points 11m ago
They’re a 4….those drinks look pleasing to the eye but always taste like straight sugar
coolioasiceeo 6 points 11m ago
They’re a ten but they make 10 modifications to their drink
T-Money-who [OP] 3 points 11m ago
If they are a partner a 10…. If they are a customer a 2 :)
baristaboy_17 5 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but yell at you cause they can see their frappuccino through the cup- therefore there’s not enough caramel
itsyaboimikey_ 3 points 11m ago
diabetic/10
c-3le 4 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but they always ask for brown sugar oatmeal shaken espresso
floofxs2 1 points 11m ago
They’re still a 10. It’s not the fastest to make but they have good taste.
jbra13 1 points 11m ago
But it’s so delicious 🤤
T-Money-who [OP] 1 points 11m ago
They’re a 2
Joranaxis 3 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but they order a vanilla bean frap at 8am because they “cant wake up without coffee”
ghost_in_the_sun 3 points 11m ago
They're a 10 but pronounce macchiato as "match-ee-a-toe"
brightenyourdayup 3 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but they ask for a “Trenti” Dragon Drink
user41984 2 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but they say carmen ripple crunch or moe-ki cookie crumble
floofxs2 2 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but say “hello” as soon as they pull up to DTO…
ShannyES 2 points 11m ago
-9,000
xxbleeding_outxx 2 points 11m ago
theyre a ten but order a baja blast with a shot i shit you not
gabbysafari 2 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but they wait until they’re at the window/hand off counter to order their water or pup cup
ZuriAdia 2 points 11m ago
They’re a 10, but they ask if we carry coke or sprite…
nightimevil 2 points 11m ago
They're a 10 but they call it crunchies.

(Personally? A 4. It sounds like a child is ordering. Just say crunch.)
Mediocre_Study8460 2 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but ask for a “chicken espresso” then get mad when you don’t know what they’re talking about (no i didnt hear them wrong they asked for a chicken espresso)
mossygreentree13 2 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but they start ordering a meatball sub at the register to my face.


true story. (she wanted a meatball marinara [there’s a subway next door to us] she handed me a coupon and everything.)
Some_Promotion_1203 2 points 11m ago
They're a 10 but they order an iced mocha double blended
Superduperfreddy 2 points 11m ago
Just to get this out of the way if you drink Matcha Lemonade you’re not a 10.
black_cat_crossing 1 points 11m ago
Why tho it's not even that hard to make
yvesnings 1 points 11m ago
wdymmm its good 😭
FLMFGGT 2 points 11m ago
A 2
bookishfox 1 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but order a “surprise me” drink at DT and expected me to know what they’ll like
rterrebo 1 points 11m ago
You think you put enough caramel in the drink and they be like, "bitch did I tell you stop!?!" 😂😂😂

I had a customer like that and I was like I'll take your order but I'm not making your drink.

The girl who made her drink (one coworker I love and miss dearly because we had the same sense of humor) said and I quote, "so you basically want the whole freaking bottle!?!"

She would never cuss. Such a sweetheart! But this customer pushed her to her limit after dealing with a difficult manager.
emobroccoli 1 points 11m ago
they’re a 10 but they ask “can I get the tiktok drink”
RubySapphireSage 1 points 11m ago
They’re a 10 but they pronounce it as

“VEE-N-TAY”

-100
shipssiren 1 points 11m ago
They're a 10 but they order egg bites by asking for two individual egg bites instead of asking for an order of them
hotcheetomamii 1 points 11m ago
an 8 if they’re nice…. question for y’all tho; when someone asks for extra drizzle on a caramel crunch do you add extra dark caramel drizzle, or extra regular caramel drizzle?
T-Money-who [OP] 0 points 11m ago
It gets dark Caramel on bottom and caramel drizzle on top so I just do extra of both
hotcheetomamii 1 points 11m ago
good idea!
Ropinjafro 1 points 11m ago
But they ask for caramel swirl and insist they get it here "all the time" 😑
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