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Full History - 2022 - 07 - 27 - ID#w9sauc
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who else can’t stand stupid TT/IG drinks like this? 💀 (i.redd.it)
submitted by brookecarrillo
ItsAWildFelix 319 points 11m ago
I am SO tired of them.
The biggest problem is that customers will say some silly name for it and I won’t know what the hell they’re referring to, and politely explain that. They’ll proceed to throw a fit and say “It’s on your secret menu.”
We don’t have a secret menu.
Please let it end
fuckingveganshark 140 points 11m ago
the other day on dto someone said they wanted a “baby yoda drink” and i wanted to just take off the headset and walk out right then and there
mmms444 95 points 11m ago
I had someone ask for a Shrek drink. He didn't know what it was supposed to be, so just got cold brew instead
Buttafly_360 49 points 11m ago
A little kid ask my coworker at the POS for an "easter bunny drink" and he's fairly new so he asked me "hey, do you know what the easter bunny drink is?' I said "no..no I don't😐" like wdh??
godmasterchampion 80 points 11m ago
Just blend some egg bites into a Strawberry Frap. Duh.
Buttafly_360 14 points 11m ago
😐 I- 🤣🤣🤣lmao
JustATrailsFan 1 points 11m ago
Greetings

Amateur... clearly, you are supposed to a breakfast sandwich into a creme based coffee frappe.

Cheers,
co is
melodiic_ 11 points 11m ago
omg wait i actually know this one. baby yoda drink = matcha frappuccino + line cup with caramel

annoying as hell, but at least the name is the worst part
fuckingveganshark 3 points 11m ago
that’s not even what they ended up explaining it as lol i don’t remember what the base drink was but it was with matcha foam
melodiic_ 5 points 11m ago
😭💀 disappointed but not surprised
nebulochaos 4 points 11m ago
Someone asked me the other day to make him what he called a Naruto drink?? To his credit he had a recipe (pineapple + strawberry acaí topped with vanilla cold foam) but still lmfao
rainyxday 75 points 11m ago
We just tell them to give us the recipe if not we can’t make it. We’ve gotten a few saying “how do you not know your own menu” after that before 🧍🏽‍♀️
brookecarrillo [OP] 58 points 11m ago
LMFAOOO HOW DO WE NOT KNOW OUR OWN MENU. 💀 well first of all, we don’t see them with the green apron right! My bad customer, go ahead come take my apron I am not worthy bc I don’t know our menu.
I wish that it could go exactly like that lmfaoo
A_Will_Ferrell_Cat 12 points 11m ago
"I'm sorry Starbucks doesn't have an official secret menu. Some customers like to post their favorite drink orders on social media. However, our drinks do come fully customizable and if you know the recipe we can make it for you."

Also when people ask for two drinks in one cup I tell them I can give them an extra cup to combine the drink themselves. If they refrence a pic like the one OP posted I tell them some baristas will make their own drinks and post it but they are bad faith actors and try to mess with people. Like with the under the sea drink....
ItsAWildFelix 5 points 11m ago
Exactly. It’s ridiculous
g_pvp_3 3 points 11m ago
we know it well enough to know it’s not a standard drink.
Canadiansbux 64 points 11m ago
I tell them it's called a secret menu because it is a secret from us. lol
fuckingdumbfuck 25 points 11m ago
I tell them “that’s just internet stuff”
anonbaristaandstuff 18 points 11m ago
Somebody asked me for “the normal starbucks drink” the other day completely seriously
No-Pearl000 7 points 11m ago
did they get a caramel macchiato ? 😭
anonbaristaandstuff 13 points 11m ago
They wanted a Java chip frap 🫥
TEMPEST-Attack 197 points 11m ago
they're getting charged for 2 drinks, and if they ask why, they can have option A or Option B, but it ain't coming out like that with Option A.
immickle 106 points 11m ago
looks like something i would charge as 2 drinks
bleezy_47 95 points 11m ago
They don’t even want caffeine no more, they just care about the looks 😭
elinor435 49 points 11m ago
bet it taste like shit too
PTOKEN 17 points 11m ago
If that bottom one is the typical vanilla frap with dragonfruit blended in then yes, its not very good
elinor435 2 points 11m ago
one time i crunched into a dragon fruit seed and it was disgusting, can’t imagine what it would taste like blended where they are all crushed
brookecarrillo [OP] 82 points 11m ago
it’s literally a dragon drink/paradise drink both blended just put in the same cup. People come up with the most outrageous crap. also, does anyone else hate when you’re taking someone’s order on DT and you repeat it back to them and they try to correct you. 😂 legit it will be like “okay so one tall iced white mocha?” “No I said white chocolate mocha” .. “right, the iced white mocha” like 🤨 idk man. Sorry guys im new to Reddit and also a Starbucks barista, so I’m kind of over sharing stuff. But one night my store ran out of venti iced cups and Trenta cups, and this car orders and I tell them right away that were out of venti and trenta.. so she legit says “so you don’t have venti?” No. “What about the bigger one” im out of trenta also.. 😂😂 JFC.
Binx_da_gay_cat 45 points 11m ago
We ran out of venti cold and had people complaining their trenta cups weren't full... despite getting essentially more drink. What a night.
brookecarrillo [OP] 22 points 11m ago
Literally hate that so much, that just goes to show they don’t listen either. Why would I fill up a bigger cup when you paid for a venti.. I told you your venti will be put in a trenta. Don’t mean you get the extra few ounces lol
Aliciarox11189 11 points 11m ago
How about no I want it in a venti cup.. umm we don't have it

You can buy a reusable one or bring your own?
PaintswoPants 10 points 11m ago
Saying white chocolate mocha is just redundant. Chocolate IS Mocha! Oh, customers… 😂
_squintyemonster 6 points 11m ago
My favorite is when customers say they want one white chocolate but don’t specify the rest of the drink. We get a lot of white chocolate americanos, mochas, and the occasional hot chocolate so I need you to not just stop at white chocolate. But of course I am the idiot for asking them to specify 🫠
Allopathological 4 points 11m ago
It’s always the iced white mocha latte with sweet cream cold foam and extra extra caramel drizzle. The tiktok drink which dominated all of 2020-2021
CobaltLemon 5 points 11m ago
I had a lady argue me one time over DTO they were different drinks. I tried to explain to her one is just short hand for us because we repeat it ll day and maybe them tasting different was a psychosomatic reaction.
galaxydisco17 1 points 11m ago
I had a customer yesterday ask for ice in their iced americano, I said, "yes.😶"
Beautiful-Director 75 points 11m ago
My favorite is when they order a tik tok drink then want to cancel the order because its a $15 drink
corsetsandcrinolines 20 points 11m ago
Oh my god yes, and then they look at *you* like you've done something wrong and it can't *possibly* cost that much.
Utterly idiotic. Wish this shit would end so fast. DX
FLMFGGT 65 points 11m ago
No literally people like this make me wish we were allowed to cuss out the customers
brookecarrillo [OP] 37 points 11m ago
I had a customer freak out on me 2 weeks ago and she started recording me bc I called her hun. 🥲 sometimes I’ll give the same energy back. But I agree. Lol!
Alternative_Exam3723 18 points 11m ago
I argued with a customer last week, walked up to my manager and told them I yelled at a customer and they said “that’s fine” which in my head means I can yell at all the customers now😂
nathanwp07 64 points 11m ago
And I bet all that was double blended too🤣
Jesslynnlove 58 points 11m ago
i do not mind this actually, it would be almost a turn on putting this drink into the system and reading off the price to them for a single drink lmao.
brookecarrillo [OP] 16 points 11m ago
Lmao now I can def agree that would be nice seeing their reaction
PTOKEN 5 points 11m ago
Yeah thats at least $15-$20 USD
aspiringgrandpa 46 points 11m ago
and they ALWAYS turn off their comments because you know people are gonna say “fuck you for getting this” and hurt their feelings 🥺
broadwaybraby 27 points 11m ago
if i have to make this tomorrow i'm leaving. no two weeks i'm just packing my bags
brookecarrillo [OP] 7 points 11m ago
I laughed so loud 😂
Latter-Guava-4734 24 points 11m ago
I just don’t get the mindset they have that we’d know all of these lol. Like when I clock out I don’t look up Starbucks or Starbucks secret menu on TikTok and memorize the drinks, I’m not being paid to work for them after all. If you want to show me a recipe for it, sure I’ll do it for you, but I’m not researching on my time lol. I have one coworker who knows most of these though, so I’ll hand the confusion over to them so they could translate it.
brookecarrillo [OP] 9 points 11m ago
I have some co workers that will look up the damn secret menu drink when customers ask about them 🙃
Bellaboo___ 16 points 11m ago
And then they ask for these drinks during rush on top of it all. You’re literally making 3 drinks separately just to make one of these abominations and then they get angry if it doesn’t look Tik Tok worthy.


Sorry had some flashbacks from last peak 😂

Edit: small grammar fix.
bigbullg8tr2 16 points 11m ago
This has been the bane of baristas since the dawn of Frappachinoz
Sad_Artist8253 13 points 11m ago
Had a customer order a summer shake up me and my partner were so confused but it was just a brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso
anonbaristaandstuff 7 points 11m ago
Same I got a caramel cool down and was like what??? Until they explained it’s a caramel ribbon crunch
Sad_Artist8253 2 points 11m ago
Why not just say it’s the caramel ribbon crunch instead of making up these names
horseman-0bvi0usly 6 points 11m ago
you can blame the lovely MOP app for this one 🙃
it puts pics of the shaken espressos with the words “SUMMER SHAKE-UP” in all caps on the home page, then in MUCH SMALLER LETTERS, it’ll tell them to order a shaken espresso. SMH.
lizzygr2ntt 13 points 11m ago
especially when they assume you know exactly what it is and they don’t even know how to order it😭 like i have never seen such a monstrosity in my LIFE
brookecarrillo [OP] 21 points 11m ago
YES! This happened to me, one time this person was legit ordering off of a TikTok video. She ordered it so wrong due to the video being the wrong info for the type of drink. So she came to the window and showed me.. it was a damn white mocha with caramel drizzle and sweet cream foam. Lord it was a headache
vareenoo 14 points 11m ago
The final boss of all tiktok drinks
brookecarrillo [OP] 6 points 11m ago
💀💀💀
Buttafly_360 8 points 11m ago
I like yo pfp OP 🤣🤣 it goes with the frustration we get from these customers asking silly ass shit from us🤣💯
burntstarbuckscoffee 10 points 11m ago
They're fun when we're dead and the customer understands that their drink is going to be expensive. But in a rush and they don't want to pay $13 for it, I hate them.
MattyScrant 8 points 11m ago
And then 90% of the time, the bottom of the caption reads some grammatically incorrect cringe shit like:

“…your welcome 💅💁🏼‍♀️”

Gtfo out of my store with your basic trendy bullshit.
Kit-Kat_23 8 points 11m ago
Some guy came in to day and ordered by showing me a tik tok comment and made me type in the recipe.🙄
brookecarrillo [OP] 9 points 11m ago
Sheesh these damn TT drinks, it’s almost as if these people aren’t even coffee drinkers, just sugar drinks with the tiniest bit of coffee 😂
OakTreeTrash 4 points 11m ago
I actually don’t mind them showing it to me. If they can’t quickly and accurately communicate what they want, but they have a comment or screenshot that does, give it to me. I can look at things on a screen and translate them to how they make sense .
fuckingdumbfuck 3 points 11m ago
At least once a day
obmar-belac 7 points 11m ago
Bro-ristas do it too though, posting their creations here, TT, and elsewhere only contributes to the nonsense. It’s just a part of life at this point that your going to make -insert hype of the time- Frappuccino for someone else’s post that makes the crap more contagious for people to order. Starbucks should just eliminate their drink menu and just embrace a subway/chipotle style long bar area with sections catered to drink style/ syrups/ coffee/ toppings, so customers can get buck wild themselves and dilute the trend until it’s no longer of interest.
Cheef-Queef 7 points 11m ago
Can’t stand the drinks? Shit I can’t stand this job. The only thing keeping me here is the college.
PTOKEN 7 points 11m ago
That looks like a $20 drink
mmv_98 6 points 11m ago
bro customers need to be told no. for real
Swimming-Fee-2445 6 points 11m ago
Someone needs to make a Tik Tok telling everyone that there is no such thing as a secret menu, it’s just something an influencer made up, and that half the stupid TT drinks are all recipes made up by someone at one point. They aren’t anything we normally make and to stop asking for them unless they know the way they are made. I know this makes me so irritated to have to make these stupid drinks. I had a girl ask me for a mango drink with strawberry Acai on top. She wanted the sunrise drink obviously because it didn’t sit on the top of the drink like the passion tea does. She was so upset and said “this is supposed to be a sunrise drink and it doesn’t look at all like it” so I told her SHE chose the ingredients and SHE asked for strawberry açai on top and it’s not my fault it mixed into her drink. This is the problem with these stupid ass drinks.
streetratroadie 6 points 11m ago
I don’t mind making these. Ringing them gets annoying, especially when people don’t understand how to order them. But what’s even worse is how IG CONSTANTLY advertises these stupid videos to me. I wish on IG we could block words like we can on Twitter because these videos, plus the baristas filming themselves being like “you gotta try this!” Literally drive me insane.
My least favorite lately has been some basic drinks and the person is like “HOW TO ORDER: Can I get a venti cold brew with 2 pumps vanilla and salted caramel foam with caramel drizzle” like, please stop being desperate for views and likes 🤕
brookecarrillo [OP] 4 points 11m ago
I agree. My store gets a crap ton of drinks like this one from TT & IG. Especially during peak. So it’s very frustrating! Lol when I work night shifts and it’s not as busy I don’t mind but mornings during peak? Get out of hereee lol.
streetratroadie 2 points 11m ago
Ooooo that’s always fun! 🥲 I’ve had a few people during peak ask for under the sea refreshers and I’m like get out of hereeeeee
Usually it’s just kids before school that come in and ask for some outlandish stuff
xCherryBombshell 5 points 11m ago
When it's the little kids I feel bad so I out together some recipe in my head and tell them next time to show a pic of the sticker if they like it lol
jimmybarista 5 points 11m ago
It’s actually making me crazy and stupid. Yesterday this very polite and soft spoken 12 year old girl asks for a grande Pink Drink with MADELINE on it. Madeline on it, I ask with a confused look on my face. She repeats the entire order. I’m trying to figure out if she wants a.cookie in her drink! Her mom comes over and saves the day: “ her name is Madelyn and she wants to see it written on the cup!”
brookecarrillo [OP] 3 points 11m ago
Oh. My. God. People don’t know how to communicate properly. Miss girl the only place you’ll see your name is the damn sticker lol
jimmybarista 2 points 11m ago
I’m at a TaRbucks. No production stickers. Still old school🥴
brookecarrillo [OP] 3 points 11m ago
Oh ok makes sense. You’d think they’d get with the times
Darylols 5 points 11m ago
I worked in a really busy road services. When Starbucks release drinks with so many elements they do t think about the time it takes when you have to pump out hundreds of drinks an hour.
Jhinterested 5 points 11m ago
I don’t work for Starbucks anymore but what is this drink?
OakTreeTrash 5 points 11m ago
Based on what I can see it’s two drinks.

The pineapple refresher (probably with coconut milk) blended on top and the mango dragonfruit refresher (again probably with coconut milk) blended on the bottom. It would probably taste pretty good but it would require two different blenders, and cost a lot since I’d charge it as two talls.
rszdemon 4 points 11m ago
We also charge for blending now. As of like last month any drink that gets blended but isn’t standard in the build is 60 (maybe 50) cents.

So that’s like 9 dollars for that one drink. And then you stare at them as you pour out the extra down the drain because the policy is “whatever fits in one cup is what you get”
RoccoSteal 5 points 11m ago
Anyone that constantly gets these trendy drinks is considered brain dead.
sero5074 5 points 11m ago
wtf even is pitaya LMFAO
kaefeen 5 points 11m ago
dragonfruit in spanish lol fun fact it actually does also say pitaya on the inclusion bag
brookecarrillo [OP] 4 points 11m ago
I thought the same. People just pullin stuff out of nowhere and slapping it on the drink as the name 😂
Sweet-Art2103 12 points 11m ago
no pitaya is what “dragonfruit” is called in latin america. it’s cactus fruit that is the same purple color that the dragon fruit pieces are and it also says pitaya on the inclusions package lol
brookecarrillo [OP] 5 points 11m ago
You learn something new everyday, I don’t pay attention to the package like that I guess. It’s still funny that they name these drinks random stuff then try to order it like we know what it is
sero5074 3 points 11m ago
ohhhh dope asf!
AllTheSquishmallows 4 points 11m ago
And most of them taste like sh*t tbh.
Necessary_Low939 4 points 11m ago
Me and they don’t even taste good. Just saying
FarEstablishment9149 4 points 11m ago
I love the psycho accounts that make these, they’re hilarious. My recent worst fav is a lady on Pinterest named ‘dafoodiebaddie’ she made a drink with dragonfruit POWDER and it’s horrid
brookecarrillo [OP] 3 points 11m ago
Honestly I wouldn’t mind making these drinks if I wasn’t treated less than a human.
ParfaitSouth7080 3 points 11m ago
I hate it but I get so much joy ringing them up for EVERY. SINGLE. ITEM. in that drink. You want t put me through this? Okay, give me the $12 it takes to make it!
Dazzling_Pop_7073 3 points 11m ago
I honestly don't care if people order complicated drinks as long as it is rung in correctly so we are getting the labor, if they are interesting I make extra and sometimes they turn out good and then I have a new drink to enjoy lmao

*Unless the costumer is super picky , ungrateful, or rushing me* sometimes people ordering these type of drinks can be annoying as fuck
wallgreensman 3 points 11m ago
okay but the strawberry cold foam matcha is so good and i feel like it’s easy
brookecarrillo [OP] 8 points 11m ago
I’ve tried regular strawberry foam. It’s really good. Not a fan of matcha though. My fav foam is salted foam with toffee nut 😅
PiscesQueen24 3 points 11m ago
I get so angry when I see them
LovelyLatte 2 points 11m ago
Some I’ve gotten recently were; a “Drumstick” (as in the ice cream) Frappuccino, a “Stranger Things” Frappuccino, and an “Ice Cream Sundae” Frappuccino. Why do they do this to us? Why can’t you just be normal and order a Caramel Ribbon Crunch or something?? 🙄
IndividualCorner1586 2 points 11m ago
Tiktok/Instagram custom drinks should come with an extra charge we don’t get paid enough to know everyone’s dumb ass drink
DarthKhai1991 2 points 11m ago
ME it’s like why? You all expect us to magically know them by their tik tok or instagram names and it’s like I work for Starbucks not instagram or tik tok
alphagoddessA 2 points 11m ago
Agree it’s never acceptable for customers to be anything but kind (& good tippers)
But on this silly drinks stuff, why take it so seriously? Life is hard & this just seems like folks having a bit of fun, you’re paid the same either way right
If some ppl take longer mgmt should appreciate the extra effort but prob don’t though…

Yet we know y’all know how to correct ppl in that way of politely putting rude ones right in their place 😹🫶 why not just join in the fun and tell them to come with a recipe bc secret menus are a myth, bless their hearts
brookecarrillo [OP] 2 points 11m ago
Because EVERYONE I’ve encountered with these “silly” drinks are always rude. People are allowed to dislike things even though life is hard. 😂
alphagoddessA 3 points 11m ago
I get it, you’re saying the Venn diagram of silly drink people and assholes is almost a circle 😂 that sucks bc it seems like it could be fun
Outrageous-Insect836 1 points 11m ago
Stupid drinks! Yesterday a lady asked me in the DT “do you know how to make the nuts and bolts frappacino?” I’ve gotten the “Winnie the Pooh”, and every candy bar you can name. 🙄
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darkwolf523 1 points 11m ago
Funny thing is that they get mad sometimes when we don’t know what’s in it or how to make it
ProfessionalRock7940 1 points 11m ago
I just had a little girl come in and shove her phone in a barista's face and order 4 goddamn ridiculous fraps that I had to make. I got covered in cream base lmao I'm so mad rn
brookecarrillo [OP] 2 points 11m ago
Ahhh So sorry people suck 🥲 I’ve been out of work for a week with COVID & tbh it’s nice having a break bc sbux is a whole world In itself.
ProfessionalRock7940 1 points 11m ago
Yeessss I was out 5 days with COVID a month ago, while I was delirious and time wasn't real, it was still a nice break hahaha
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putridfairy -7 points 11m ago
Not really. If you hate making custom drinks don't work at Starbucks ☠️
beeleanza 5 points 11m ago
There's custom drinks and then there is this stupid stuff. How about you want this drink- make it at home ☠️
brookecarrillo [OP] 2 points 11m ago
I’m allowed to hate something where I work. lol goy 💀
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