Former Partners: What’s the best petty “eff you” you’ve ever seen from someone on their way out?(self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by potatopoisoning
For example, my last store had a very vindictive shitty manager who chased off 2/3 of her staff within 10 weeks. One of my former partners on her last day threw out all but 3 of the whip cream canister gaskets. Another tossed all the rubber gaskets for inside the coffee urn pour spouts, and another hid the air filter for one of the ovens in the ceiling tiles - along with a Trenta cup of heavy cream that is still stinking up the back room 3 months later now (only one person who knows about it is still there and they haven’t said a word because it’s driving the SM bonkers that she can’t figure out where the *smell* is coming from).
Just to state - no one “stole” anything by taking it home. They just got “misplaced”…in the trash can.
What are some of your best petty revenge stories?
mewwissa185 points11m ago
Oh I got you. I worked for the siren for almost 3 years, was an SSV for about 6 months. I worked during the height of the pandemic and it was the absolute worst. In that short span, I saw two managers get fired, our whole crew get replaced at least 3 times over, a new DM, an ASM demoted, and several training managers. We never had solid management, we never had good communication, it was always a shit show. I had finally given a two weeks notice and decided to leave, and I truly had every intention of working those last two weeks. BUT…since we had no manager, they let an ASM from a store an hour and a half away be our “stand in.” She was…a moron. Only been working for the company for a couple of years, lazy, completely not appropriate for the job, especially taking on a struggling store like ours. (Mind you, my store was one of the busiest in the region). I was the opening SSV, and almost every single person on every shift I worked was brand new, and poorly trained. There were constant issues with most of these partners, and a few of them I truly just wanted fired because they couldn’t even follow simple dress code rules, phone policies, or show up on time, much less actually perform their job well. The final straw was when Stand In scheduled me to open with just ONE other person (we had always had one SSV and 2 other partners to open the store) who was new and hadn’t shown up to work in over a week. I let Stand In know that I had tried to reach out to this partner multiple times and was left on read, and we had already suffered a few other shifts from her not showing up, so her schedule was NOT going to work. It was for a busy Saturday also. Her exact words to me were “well, if she doesn’t show up, just call me. But keep in mind I live an hour and a half away.” UHHHHH? OK????? Well, I showed up at 4:30, homegirl wasn’t there, I called ASM multiple times to wake her up, and she instructed me to go into the building by myself and stay on the phone with her to count the safe. She fully expected me to do this against policy, put my safety at risk, and then open the store by myself. It was one of the worst shifts of my life. Customers were so angry and rude. The next day, for my next shift, I decided that was it. I’m not showing up, and I instructed my morning crew to either not show up or show up and “wait” for me for 30 minutes and then leave. Which they did!!! We had found something in policy that if a manager hadn’t shown up to open the store within 30 minutes, they could leave and not be expected to come back. Stand In asked everyone to come back at 11am to open the store late and a few complied…but I made sure to hit Starbucks where it hurts, their profits. They didn’t open until after 10am for like three or four days in a row, which is after peak. I’m glad I did it, I felt like I staged a strike almost. No one could even justifiably talk shit about me either, because their treatment of me was so absurd and awful. Either way, I’D DO IT AGAIN 10/10.
Necessary_Low93937 points11m ago
Damn 👀👀 why is it always the lazy ones that get promoted to asm etc.
hotcheetomamii20 points11m ago
good for you!! i’m glad you got out of that hellhole. btw, i love how you tell stories! i was so interested the whole time lol
mewwissa5 points11m ago
I’m shocked anyone read this novel 🤣 I hope it encourages someone in a bad situation with starbs to get even in a way that doesn’t involve theft or vandalism, but prove the point that they need us way more than we need them. 🤩
SmittyComic121 points11m ago
one legend I worked with before moving stores pulled a scheme that was perfection.
had put in their two weeks - then the last week there; took shifts from people they didn't like, or with shifts they didn't care for.
girl who was always shitty about having to close every Friday with the dickhole ssv no one liked. They took her shift. Saturday, closing with the same ssv but the nice girl there had wanted go out of town to visit family. Took that shift from her. Sunday, opening, New kid wanted the weekend off, but had to work it - wasn't looking forward to working the church crowd AND with the manager (who would never normally work Sunday, but since no one else would AND it'd be full of capable workers now) decided to take the shift.
cashed out all of their stocks, vacation (before sick time happened) and had another job already lined up.
straight up didn't show up. Fucked over all of them. Mean girl who hated to close fridays HAD to come in. saturday the only person who could cover was the nice girl - but, she was already out of town so she didn't come in. the manager had to do the shift... a clo-pen. and sunday was a person down for the church rush since the new kid was out of town doing some stupid new kid shit I already forgot about.
"They" just dicked them over, and still showed up the next friday for their tips giving ZERO fucks on the dirty looks.
They said to me after: "they (the shitty manager, ssv, and barista) ruined almost a year of my life, if they had to just deal with one shitty weekend, they got off easy."
mewwissa14 points11m ago
THIS. THIS IS THE ONE.
Zammy51254 points11m ago
I was a partner for 11 years from 2007 through 2018, (143....). I worked roughly 30-35 hours/week for about the first 7 years and then dropped to 15ish in year 8 and 9 when I got another job. In the last two years I alternated hours/week. One week did 8 and the next did 12 to help out with morning rushes at the request of my manager who was more than willing to keep me on. I didn't mind the cash as extra spending money.
The store I worked out was a local neighborhood store that served 4 different neighborhoods, two churches, a high school, and a middle school. Majority of our customers were regulars and I knew a lot of them very well. Towards the end of my time we transferred in a shift lead who thought she was Miss Starbucks herself. She thought she was a gift to our store and tried to control everything.
I would come in on an early AM shift after working til 1 AM the night before at my other job and most of the time I would bar the rushes. A few times I would ask to start on register so I could wake up and get in a flow and out of spite, she said no every time. She would have me bar the rush, do the drains, do the mats, run the trash. Whatever, I don't care makes the time go by fast. If a customer would talk to me she would jump into the conversation or would tell me okay enough talking I need you to do this...and then as I walked away would try to carry a conversation with that same customer. Long story short, she didn't like me and was jealous of the connections I had with customers and the support I had from my manager and the DM.
Fast forward to my last day; I"m scheduled for a 5 hour shift so that required a 30 minute lunch. She said she would send me home shortly before my shift ends so I didn't have to take a lunch; but still having me work damn near 5 hours. Time comes for me to do a spin so I do it and I start taking to a customer. She walks out into the lobby grabs the rag from me and tells me to stop talking and go run the trash, do the mats, etc. All with 30 minutes left in my Starbucks career at this point...well I start the mats but another customer starts talking to me; I notice I'm like 10 minutes away at this point from hitting a meal break and CA says they have to pay me out an extra hour on that (not sure if its company policy or state). As I'm finishing up this conversation; I decide I'll run the trash but I'm gonna take my sweet time. You best believe I hit my meal break violation; did not do the mats, but did do the trash. ON top of that, came back in and had another 5 minute conversation with a customer saying good bye etc etc etc before clocking out. As I come out of the back she looks at me and goes, "you could have at least done the mats for us...thanks for nothing." I looked at her and said, "looks like you got them from here on out. And thanks for the meal break violation!"
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TL:DR: Got fed up of petty, jealous shift leads after 11 year Sbux career. Got sweet petty revenge on my last day by not doing the mats, telling said shift she has it from here, and thanks for the meal break violation"
potatopoisoning [OP]11 points11m ago
It’s so sad to me that long tenured partners get treated like this in the regular. Like, these people have been working here since you were in gradeschool at least have some damn basic respect. My last 6 months with bux were hell. As an SSV I would always prioritize partner experience/breaks because happy people on the floor = much happier customers than grumpy/tired baristas. My last SM hated it. She would constantly ride me for sending people on breaks during peak, she would “scheduled” our “peak” to be 4 hours long and wrote on the DCR “no break zone” during that time. I would even try to compromise by swapping the order of 10 and 30 minute breaks (so openers would get their lunches out of the way before “peak” and then have 10s during/after our morning rush). That way we weren’t struggling to cover lunches during our busy time, but people could still get a few minutes off the floor to refresh and not end up missing breaks because we ran out of time. SM didn’t like that either. She was a sorry SOB, and would pull shit like timing peoples bathroom use and deducting that time from their breaks, which I’m pretty sure is illegal af in a good number of places (my state specifically has a lot of worker protection laws, bit quite as stringent as CA, but better than most). I hated every minute of it because she would constantly fight me and the other SSVs on stuff like this, as well as safety and security policies that were clearly stated (like handing out the phone, calling for welfare checks if we couldn’t get someone out of the bathroom, etc.). It’s crazy how a company that insists it’s employees are “partners” has 0 upward accountability for anything.
Necessary_Low9392 points11m ago
U should’ve half ass the trash
vicx891 points11m ago
Make sure everything spills into the bins 😬
Necessary_Low9391 points11m ago
Oh oh 👀
StarbzBoi46 points11m ago
Partner left an upper decker in the bathroom. Not condoning it but participating in the conversation😂
potatopoisoning [OP]13 points11m ago
I’m curious what happened that he felt *that* was necessary 😬
ScroogeMcDust3 points11m ago
And also how; at my store I'm pretty sure we don't *have* an upper deck
OMGitsJewelz10 points11m ago
.....what's that? Am I stupid? Lol
mouldyeggpatty19 points11m ago
Poop in the tank instead of the bowl and wait for some poor unsuspecting soul to flush. As someone above pointed out, it may not be possible with certain toilets, especially the typical customer ones.
StarbzBoi3 points11m ago
Oh it’s possible even when it doesn’t flush and it’s the pressure tank. It just sits in there.
OMGitsJewelz3 points11m ago
💀
Silneit1 points11m ago
Thank you. I will be permanently adding this to my vocabulary
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bigbullg8tr241 points11m ago
So I had an incredible store manager. Actually cared about her people stood up for them etc. the powers above made her life miserable and she had no life outside of the job, so! When she finally left, 16 of the 30 employees at the store resigned same day. Store was a SHITSTORM.
aee788 points11m ago
That's actually pretty common when a long term SM leaves. We had a shift that got promoted to SM and the first day at his new store; half the people there walked out. Cause he coached one partner about something. Apparently the old SM didn't give a shit about standards. He lost like 60% of the partners the first week.
Flowerfuls40 points11m ago
Only one I’m hmm about is the heavy cream cause you torturing EVERYONE in that place lmao 😂
patrickburn30 points11m ago
When I gave my notice it was timed so that my last day was the Wednesday for thanksgiving. They begged me to stay for the Black Friday weekend. I said I would if they matched the 1,500.00 sign on bonus I was offered at the new job(blatant lie btw lol.)
catdaddyrye20 points11m ago
We had a middle-aged partner walk off the floor during morning peak because he was “done with being rushed on warming.” And as he left, he threw a sausage sandwich in the ground and gave us all the middle finger as he left. It was WILD! I’m so glad I was there that day!
DreyaNova13 points11m ago
Probably me.
I was hired to work the 10-6 shift, which was perfect because it was a tricky commute for me to get into work. My manager started scheduling me on the open shift about 2 months in to my employment, which resulted in me being late numerous times.
One morning in the middle of a snowstorm, I showed up about 15 minutes late to open, and she yelled at me “Are you ever going to come into work on time?!”
I replied… “Yeah… probably not.” Then just went back home and back to bed.
It felt glorious and now I’m addicted to quitting shitty jobs.
Texastexastexas11 points11m ago
Did she have the open-mouth bye-bye confused face?
DreyaNova1 points11m ago
I honestly don’t remember. I think the sleep deprivation was getting to me, I’m usually very responsible and professional.
shes-got-issues13 points11m ago
Please tell me you did all this in areas without cameras cause that would be really bad if you didn’t 🥲
potatopoisoning [OP]13 points11m ago
Not sure, I didn’t get to partake in the fun as I was personally blindsided by my termination so I didn’t know my last day was going to be my last day or I would have wreaked some havoc. I would assume so though, since it hasn’t been found yet. Not that it would matter much to the barista who did it, they are long gone from Starbucks period.
coolkaatt12 points11m ago
YES I never thought I’d be able to share! I worked at one of the busiest stores in our town from about 2016-2019. It also happened to be super abusive— like, as in they have had a partner recently…. take their stress into their own hands within the last 2 years (I don’t want to upset anyone but hopefully you can connect the dots). My old store manager used to push me while in the DT window, I was verbally abused multiple times a shift and was worked like an animal with no proper training. Had to learn it all myself. But one of the only good people there was my best friend and shift manager, and we may or may not have led a mass exodus of about 5-7 people. No notice, just said fuck you and never came back.
I took it upon myself to send my boss “gotta blast🚀” with a picture of Jimmy Neutron and then blocked the number.
AND THEN, during COVID I lost my other job and was so desperate that I tried to reapply to a store in my city (silly idea) and basically found out I’m blacklisted from ever working for the company again because I…. sent a Jimmy Neutron meme
Edit: okay I mean I was probably blacklisted for leaving without notice but I like to believe it was because of Jimmy motherfucking Neutron
pettingneos12 points11m ago
these aren't petty revenge... lmao
pettingneos16 points11m ago
these are full on f yous! crazy the hc is still there 3 months later omg. must be RANK
potatopoisoning [OP]12 points11m ago
What made it better was that all of these happened sequentially, one week after the next for most of the 10 weeks as people left/put in their notice. So by the end they had all these “problems” and with the inventory and supply chain issues even the things they *could* replace were weeks to months away from arriving in the store. It was chaos and the best part was everyone was either in on it or brand new and had no idea what was going on.
To be fair, the SM was a total arse and completely deserved the chaos she had to deal with.
Necessary_Low9399 points11m ago
Damn 👀. When I got fired due to the same reason I just stole a bunch of stuff that it was coming outta my bag. That shift didn’t say anything but chuckled
potatopoisoning [OP]9 points11m ago
I’ve been causing a little chaos here and there even after leaving. Everyone at the store knew the master code for the bathrooms (combination lock with the 9 digit pad) and all the SSVs knew how to change the code because we had to reset it daily (lots of issues with dr*g use in the bathrooms). I don’t go there much anymore, but I have made sure to drop in a couple times during the morning rush and reset the bathroom codes to something random and watch them scramble to figure out what’s going on when customers can’t get in with the code they set that morning. It’s somewhat amusing. The SM was honestly very lucky my termination was unexpected, only a divine intervention could have saved her if I’d have known my last day was my last day. Short of doing anything *technically* illegal, of course.
Necessary_Low9393 points11m ago
Damn how u guys come up with these 👀
potatopoisoning [OP]9 points11m ago
If you ever need any ideas, I’ve worked in food service for 10+ years and I’m full of them. After being the store save-a-hoe so many times you learn what kinds of “little” things will add up and really tank someone’s day 😂
Necessary_Low9394 points11m ago
Nah it’s ok. But I like these stories. If u don’t mind dming me them time to time 😂 when I leave or get fired I just take a bunch of stuff lol
louisjms2 points11m ago
Uuu this is tempting. We use digital locks specifically without an override/master key. Maybe on my last day I'll change all the combinations and watch them call for a locksmith..
missgurll8 points11m ago
This chick at a neighboring store was hired as a store manager after learning she ran a political campaign at some point. While she was a store manager she was going to ASU on the starbucks program.
the day the reimbursement hit her bank account she quit on the spot and the dm had to scramble to find somebody to run the store 😭
Brief_Coat65268 points11m ago
I poked holes in all the coffee travelers
potatopoisoning [OP]2 points11m ago
I love this!
yyz_barista4 points11m ago
I was quite mild in comparison, I "right now recovery-ed" drinks without a second thought during my last few weeks. And then since I knew the IMS password, I ordered a whole set of chalk markers for my remaining barista friends. They were over the moon, and I'm like I don't care. The manager was into chalk art at the time, so it wasn't a huge deal I don't think, besides blowing the store budget I guess.
Leeharp924 points11m ago
Mine isn’t that great, but I was promised I would be SSV, which is something I had wanted for a long time, but I had to be a trainer in order to get promoted. Another store was opening up in the district and I was given 3-5 people at once all at different stages of their training. I was finally promoted but after I was out with strep throat. I was added to the group messaging and saw they were talking shit that I didn’t deserve to be promoted. I was solely accused of making all the new people bad at their job (I could only train them from 6p-10p so they didn’t learn from anyone else how to manage peak times on SATURDAYS). I learned at my previous locations how to do shift stuff and the proper times they are to be done. At this place they did NOT follow that. They would pull pastries for next day immediately after morning peak but not count or write down their pull or anything, so I would spend a longer time doing that at night. They would only schedule me the new people and I couldn’t train them anymore as I was now the shift and my SM had the nerve to tell me it was my fault the times at night were so bad. They bullied the 2 ASMs so badly they were placed in other stores. They refused to put truck away during the day leaving it for my night crew to do, even though the SM and 4 other SSVs were the ones scheduled during the day (she did this to make their times seem great in morning peak). So I finally just mentally and physically broke down. I stopped doing the extra load. I put in my 2 weeks, stopped counting the food items that were pulled in the morning. Told the new people to basically do what they want because I did not give a crap anymore. I got strep again my final week and was so happy to call out. My SM texted in our group a picture of a mobile order that had an Asian name and she said “the Covid has come to our store!” I was able to go my final day and I literally took my sweet ass time in the back room doing the food pull. She was the worst SM I ever had. I hated it there by the end and literally had zero fucks left.
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