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Full History - 2022 - 07 - 29 - ID#wbb91j
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this guy has his name as “the cat” and when you tell him to have a good day he meows at you. (i.redd.it)
submitted by baekexact
BatWeary 248 points 11m ago
can you imagine explaining this to a green bean during bar training 😭 “oh by the way….there’s a guy we should warn you about”
olivinemultichrome 135 points 11m ago
I’d take cat guy over the old guy who would grab my hand every time I handed him something.
BatWeary 132 points 11m ago
i’d take cat guy over 90% of my regulars
Responsible_Snow7109 69 points 11m ago
Id take a cat over 90% of my regulars
Viapache 33 points 11m ago
Cat
Viapache 79 points 11m ago
My first day register (2 days ago) this Asian guy comes up with a thick accent, quiet voice, mask, and plexiglass, and says “You Iced Coffee”. I say “okay and iced coffe, do you want any milk with that?” And he gets angry and turns around and leaves.

His name is Yu and he can’t speak English and gets iced coffe with almond and Splenda. My b Yu, my b.
HiiAlberta 2 points 11m ago
Tbf thats on him for not getting your new
caligirlthrowaway104 9 points 11m ago
But he orders an easy drink so we let it slide 😂
Anon31780 149 points 11m ago
Instead of saying hi to him, I’d go with “meowdy,” which is how I greet my cats each time I come home from work.
marilynmansonsbitch 16 points 11m ago
thank you
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barista-baby 132 points 11m ago
we have a guy that meows at us too!! and he puts his hands up like paws when he’s asking for something, it’s so strange, i wonder if it’s the same guy. he’s just living his best life i guess lol
accountedthrowaway5 109 points 11m ago
idk how I’d feel about that if i were you 😭
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CloveFan 84 points 11m ago
God bless your patience
swagoutcybrriot 43 points 11m ago
a cat would drink an iced chai so it holds up
lilkiosk 28 points 11m ago
Asked my cats. They confirmed.
pinkjortz 33 points 11m ago
New kind of guy just dropped. I love and appreciate his existence.
strawbrryshrtcke 30 points 11m ago
bark back
PandaVike 27 points 11m ago
Where’s the person who draws cats on sleeves for this one
heartashley 21 points 11m ago
Better than the lady yelling at me at 6am because we had no salt topping 😂
mewwissa 17 points 11m ago
Is this a kink 😭🤣
Snarfungus 9 points 11m ago
i mean maybe?? but i’ve found some people just enjoy identifying with/and or as animals without the main purpose being a kink
_vannahloo_ 14 points 11m ago
Ngl, kind of love it… as long as he just does a simple smile, meow, and walk away. Just don’t make it weird lol
BadgercIops 14 points 11m ago
maybe the reason his name is "the cat" is because he is actually a she, who is really a cat, who is a con artist selling useless items and knows about the train conductor
dakokopuffs 12 points 11m ago
this would literally make my day. i'd probably meow at him too

but why that sticker placement tho 😭😭😭
floofxs2 1 points 11m ago
That sticker makes me want to cry too. It’s so twitch inducing.
awesomechief989 11 points 11m ago
Honestly most of these comments are gross, what’d they do to you? It’s just a name
laughin_neon 11 points 11m ago
It sounds so cute and fun! This person hasn’t harmed anybody or done anything weird and everyone’s acting like they’re meowing and hissing at people in the lobby or knocking over mobile order drinks like? Live a little! Play pretend. Be a lil silly.
frankenstein105 10 points 11m ago
i too have my own cat, except he likes to take pictures of our younger baristas and is a general creep 🫠

he said
I got money in my kitty *meow* when I was ringing him up🫠😭
baekexact [OP] 8 points 11m ago
i wanna note that he was very polite and it made my shift a bit more interesting. no disrespect to him, he was a lot nicer than the old men that yell at me when i say their venti dark is going to take an extra minute so we can brew more.
owo-bitch 3 points 11m ago
if youre comfortable sharing, what area is this starbucks in? he sounds like a guy i knew in high school lmao
yyz_barista 7 points 11m ago
I'm a sucker for animal noises (and apparently like a 2 year old). I had a fellow partner who would "Meow" when she was passing behind you, I feel like they'd get along well.
CampusCarsandCoffee 2 points 11m ago
I’m a partner who involuntarily meows at people. It’s a reflex at this point.
mylilyaurora 7 points 11m ago
I unironically love this
Emarie2200 6 points 11m ago
I’d k!ll to have him as a regular. Hand him over 😭
Minute-General-2090 5 points 11m ago
I would much take a guy meowing at me over a n old fart yelling at me for not making his mocha hotter than the sun.
floofxs2 5 points 11m ago
We had a couple regulars who used their pet’s names as their mobile name. Shadow and spot.
mrbubblegxm 5 points 11m ago
at least it’s a chai
Jfostr0 3 points 11m ago
At least he doesn’t come in and just knock the drink off the pick up station.
Munrowo 3 points 11m ago
we all have out quirky regulars, some quirkier than others
philosopher_cat_lady 3 points 11m ago
I love this man
AndrewSaidThis 3 points 11m ago
…. Is that an incident report?
ghost_in_the_sun 3 points 11m ago
Have a good day, meow.
RevolutionaryEbb9352 3 points 11m ago
we have a “ThisIsSparta” and “MuffinMan”, which are fine, but not nearly as bad as the lady who orders her drink in the 3rd person under the name “mommy”. ex: mommy wants 9 pumps of chai in her drink. gotta call it out when her order is up too
t3llm3m0re 3 points 11m ago
I can respect this
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Assiqtaq 2 points 11m ago
Cat shifter living his best life.
marilynmansonsbitch 2 points 11m ago
i want him to come to my store
7brooms 2 points 11m ago
Least he doesn’t ignore you!
Kitty_Queenx 2 points 11m ago
I approve.
sh3nan1gans_ 2 points 11m ago
Does he wear cat ears too. Now that would be funny
randompersonvi 2 points 11m ago
Ayo 😳
dessunflower 1 points 10m ago
oh my…that’s funny lolz
Gilofthemushroomfolk 1 points 11m ago
"On all levels except physical, I am a cat"
heartbreakhigh 1 points 11m ago
lol I also have a regular that always comes in as we're still opening and will sit there meowing all through peak until he finally leaves around 9. sometimes I wanna bark at him but im worried he'd like it
elinor435 1 points 11m ago
i like that
AdIll7946 1 points 11m ago
This tracks for lots of pet players I know. Had a friend who identified as a cat as well and this would be very on par for her lmao. Respectful, unique people are dope!
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But does he have a hat though?
Flat-Whereas3075 1 points 11m ago
I mean, it’s a little weird. Could be fun, could be awful. Time will tell!
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Necessary_Low939 1 points 11m ago
Lord
bryghtenn 0 points 11m ago
NO
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Victoriamarie03 -8 points 11m ago
Id give the most disgusted look tbh…. That’s so weird
indubitablyconfused -5 points 11m ago
i would clock out man😭
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