Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Assiqtaq 74 points 11m ago
I wish I could take people behind the store and shoot them in the leg. I'd be coming up with all kinds of bs excuses for it too.
Necessary_Low939 14 points 11m ago
I wish I can bitch slap any rude people so they have some sense n common decency.
Al-Anon 8 points 11m ago
Frlllllllllll
vincentcaligione318 3 points 11m ago
i wish i could when they order but don’t say the size.
Assiqtaq 7 points 11m ago
"I need a latte."
"What size?"
"Grande. I also need a dragonfruit drink refresher."
"What size?
"Grande. I also need a caramel macchiato."
"Oh my god, did you not pay attention that for every other drink I have been asking you what size? What the f\*\*\* SIZE!"
I honestly don't know what makes that so frustrating, maybe it is the fact that they act like the have never had to state a size, and also give you no chance to finish that drink before they begin to tell you everything about the next one except the size, of course. Whatever it is, it is so frustrating. Stating a size isn't unusual. Why must I ask you WITH EVERY DRINK?
"What size?"
"Grande. I also need a dragonfruit drink refresher."
"What size?
"Grande. I also need a caramel macchiato."
"Oh my god, did you not pay attention that for every other drink I have been asking you what size? What the f\*\*\* SIZE!"
I honestly don't know what makes that so frustrating, maybe it is the fact that they act like the have never had to state a size, and also give you no chance to finish that drink before they begin to tell you everything about the next one except the size, of course. Whatever it is, it is so frustrating. Stating a size isn't unusual. Why must I ask you WITH EVERY DRINK?
vincentcaligione318 4 points 11m ago
i work at a target starbucks so we have to hand write it on the cups. i swear i tell them to stop talking and wait 😭
Assiqtaq 4 points 11m ago
Kroger SB here, we recently got mobile so we have stickers now. Holdover though, I still get pretty pissy about this. Though when I had the cups I'd just grab the cup and hold it up sometimes. They'd be real quick to correct me if it was the wrong size. Just start grabbing the cup and act like you are writing it, maybe that'll help.
darkwolf523 1 points 11m ago
Same
MrMattimo 40 points 11m ago
Rumor has it if you accidentally say small, medium, or large in Pike Place the siren herself will come out of the logo and shoot you
Necessary_Low939 8 points 11m ago
Well we go by small medium large in terms of sizes.
Specialist_Nebula750 [OP] 14 points 11m ago
You are committing treason against the almighty Siren
Lil_Polski 6 points 11m ago
I was talking to my coworker yesterday and they were Ike literally no one cares but if you say large we have to differentiate between venti and Trenta. Or do you mean just larger than a small so a grande? Fuck starbucks jargon it's so annoying
holldizzle024 13 points 11m ago
to me a small=tall, medium=grande, large=venti, extra large=trenta
Lil_Polski 4 points 11m ago
Haha I'm totally over thinking it, that does make sense. I feel like a lot of customers don't even know about Trenta
mercredi7 3 points 11m ago
Same. If if someone says they want the biggest size I give them trenta too.
Mean-Grass8935 4 points 11m ago
was DTO and someone asked for a water and I offered a “big iced water” and immediately regretted it because apparently over the headset it sounded like “big A** water” 💀💀💀
IzzyIllustrations 3 points 11m ago
I've been getting so many people saying "uhhh I forgot the word for medium."
I'm not a Starbucks robot. I know what medium means, my guy. Just say medium and move on.
I'm not a Starbucks robot. I know what medium means, my guy. Just say medium and move on.
Extreme-Yak8682 1 points 11m ago
This is true (I’m the bullet)
darkwolf523 1 points 11m ago
I got a chuckle out of this
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