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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 08 - 04 - ID#wg52zj
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why do these troglodytes keep reaching over the bar? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Voxxyvoo
to quote the skyrim guards:
"If i find your hand there, i'm going to cut it off."
Sohotomi 35 points 11m ago
I saw someone else say they're just gonna start biting the fingers. I agree lol. Also the people that peer over the glass to inspect their drink being made.
Responsible_Snow7109 29 points 11m ago
Troglodytes lmao this made my day. Its out of reach for a reason. If u have to put in effort to really reach ur arm and grab it, then maybe its like that for a reason and u should speak with ur voice and ask for it lol
Voxxyvoo [OP] 19 points 11m ago
dirty filthy dent-head mouth breathers
Responsible_Snow7109 8 points 11m ago
Dent head lmao ur killing me with these 😂😂
MLGTheForkOnTheLeft 1 points 11m ago
I love you. My turn.
Simple, brain stem missing, quad chinned knuckle draggers.
(:
ayut123 12 points 11m ago
Troglodytes are a large slice of the US population, after all.
stoneylizzard 8 points 11m ago
i asked a lady to stop reaching over the bar today and she angrily asked my shift what my name was lol
Sad_Current_1383 7 points 11m ago
We moved our sugars beside our coffee Brewer, so no more reaching for the troglodytes.
Wspitsamanda 4 points 11m ago
literally i had an old lady reach behind our displays to grab one of the reusable straws and said “can i grab a straw?” i was like “uhh.. you can’t reach behind that but also you need to pay for that one.. if you want a free one, they’re at the end of the counter over there” and she looked so disrespected like MAAM THATS ILLEGAL TO DO??
greenbean_123 3 points 11m ago
i had a man reach over our bar, pick up the honey blend BY THE PUMP, inspect the bottle and set it back down
crowhusband 1 points 11m ago
🤢🤢🤢🤢NAURRR absolutely notttt
molwalk 1 points 11m ago
monke brain go "ooh ooh aaa aaa this cup must be mine I must grab before someone takes it"
abf05 1 points 11m ago
We try to hide our straws with signs but they still try reaching over for one. Had one lady knock a sign over and spilled a Trenta SAR and just walked off. Came back to the other side and had the audacity to ask for another straw!
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