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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 08 - 07 - ID#wilujb
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Cappuccino please, no foam. (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Kyde_Drakes
Had a woman ask me for a cappuccino with no foam because ‘…every single time I get it you guys don’t fill it to the top with liquid. It’s mostly foam!’

Ma’am… you want a latte.

I also heard you call me a stupid b* when you turned around.

We didn’t do anything to your coffee. It’s not decafe. I just hope you enjoy your ‘cappuccino no foam’ that’s totally not a latte.
HappyBarista 121 points 11m ago
I wish our menu boards had the simple drawings of the cup and the ingredients like lots of other coffee shops have. I can’t tell you how many customers I’ve told what’s in their drink just to have them say “I have been drinking lattes (or whatever) and I never knew they had espresso/milk in them!” So many people have NO idea what they are drinking!!!!!
Dietdoctorgender 43 points 11m ago
It would be great if they’d actually read it. Unfortunately, the only thing people read while in the store is the unnecessary please wait at the register when it’s asking us if they want their receipt.
violaaesthetic 68 points 11m ago
Lady doesn’t even want a latte. Lattes traditionally have foam on them. Homegirl wants hot milk with bean water
Kyde_Drakes [OP] 22 points 11m ago
The best part was her response of ‘You guys just do it differently. You’re doing it wrong.’

My straight, unamused, b*tchface didn’t waver as I just stared at her. Which is probably not what she expected, because she asked for who had been there the longest. I told her that person was me, and she finally told me to make a latte.
aee78 5 points 11m ago
Had a lady do that. Well cappuccinos are one of the few things Starbucks makes the traditional way and not the gas station way.
floofxs2 45 points 11m ago
No foam people are annoying. Wet cappuccinos are annoying. No foam cappuccinos don’t even exist people just make it at home.
GrayCera12 23 points 11m ago
I hate when this happens. I made a perfect cappuccino to a customer and even my coworkers said it was perfect and the customer goes “this has too much foam”. 😑
quickthinxallthots 7 points 11m ago
can't tell you how many times this happens to me. i love a good cappu and i was so excited to make the perfect one and the guy was like "where's the drink?" bc half of it was foam lol .........................sir please take 5 seconds to google what a cappuccino is.
grlcbr8th 20 points 11m ago
Had a lady order a no foam cappuccino one time my manager goes “have you considered ordering a latte with no foam?” lady goes “yeah, I don’t care for lattes” 🙃
Kyde_Drakes [OP] 14 points 11m ago
I love it when I get the ‘Yeah, I really don’t like coffee.’

Why are you here??
grlcbr8th 10 points 11m ago
Yes. Also my favourite when they have 0 understanding of what goes into their drink 🤪
djdementia 19 points 11m ago
I think it's because those gas station 'cappuccino' machines. you can choose a no foam option which is just a latte.

something like this:
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/curtis-pcgt5300-primo-cappuccino-dispenser-with-five-hoppers-and-garage-door-120v/945PCGT53.html
Kyde_Drakes [OP] 22 points 11m ago
I wish people would just go to gas stations for their coffee. Since it seems to be what they really want.
cpv_91 11 points 11m ago
Face it peeps, you just can't fix stupid. Believe me, I've tried. 😂
Kyde_Drakes [OP] 9 points 11m ago
But I enjoy poking stupid with a stick lol
cpv_91 3 points 11m ago
😂 😂
Lightheaded_gamer 9 points 11m ago
I remembered a lady opened her cup and stuck her pinky finger in and said “this sill has foam”

Now I am not the classiest and well mannered person on the planet but that act offended me. Apparently being a customer means you lost all manners.
Kyde_Drakes [OP] 8 points 11m ago
What was she going to do if it didn’t?? Burn her pinky?? Go ‘ah yes, this is wonderful, perfect I dare say’???
Lightheaded_gamer 8 points 11m ago
Legit deep down I hoped one day somewhere she does that again and it turns out it’s not her drink.

Legit these people have no self awareness.
galaxydisco17 4 points 11m ago
I've had a customer do that to me, that made me so mad that I was struggling to keep it together.
Necessary_Low939 7 points 11m ago
Honestly if they wanna look stupid and call it a Capp no foam, just let them. Some people just don’t wanna be corrected and I’m not wasting my time to educate these morons.
Ok-Start-6768 6 points 11m ago
I would’ve given her half as much milk bc a cappuccino is supposed to be half foam half milk
Kyde_Drakes [OP] 3 points 11m ago
I was tempted. Very tempted. If it wasn’t already super busy I would have done it. I just wanted her out.
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