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Full History - 2022 - 08 - 09 - ID#wk325e
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What’s the sparkling butting for? 👀 (i.redd.it)
submitted by aeb01
StormTheParade 179 points 11m ago
Assuming they aren't relaunching it... That WAS for the Fizzio machines back in like... 2015-2017ish
Wonderful-Put-5972 43 points 11m ago
I hope they don't
StormTheParade 57 points 11m ago
For real tho... I'm not even a barista anymore and the word "Fizzio" still makes my eye twitch
Wonderful-Put-5972 6 points 11m ago
Literally tho!
Airesigns 3 points 11m ago
I worked the fizzio phase too. Can confirm.
theepi_pillodu 15 points 11m ago
Those machines broke constantly right? Poor baristas, I stopped ordering them after I saw how it was an extra step with leaky containers for them. But I liked the taste of it though. Sparkling berry sangria was a godsend, followed by regular berry sangria.
StormTheParade 4 points 11m ago
Sometimes it would hold the drink hostage and you couldn't get it to release the canister. Sometimes it would seal itself too tight and you couldn't get it off. Sometimes the machine just... stopped powering on, or the dial would stop working... plus pouring it during a rush could get scary sometimes lmao but that one might've just been me.

You had like a 60/40 chance that the drink wouldn't be serveable on a good day. Closest alternative people at my store found was using the Perrier or San Pelligrino sparkling waters to mix with the refreshers.
VentiEggBite 10 points 11m ago
I didn’t even work there when that was a thing and I shudder at the thought of it purely based on stories from my veteran SM of it breaking every time it was used
jazzysoranio 9 points 11m ago
That thing was great . . . if you were lucky enough to get the two successful drinks it could churn out per week.
aeb01 [OP] 9 points 11m ago
ah
propensity2thrive 8 points 11m ago
Damn I miss those things. It was so cool when we introduced them!
StormTheParade 16 points 11m ago
Ours eventually started holding drinks hostage lmao
propensity2thrive 7 points 11m ago
LOOOL I remember this happening a few times! 😂
Necessary_Low939 7 points 11m ago
Must be selected stores because I haven’t made any of those drinks. How do u make them?
200lbCookieDookie 25 points 11m ago
They were these machines that carbonated the drinks. I’m pretty sure they were discontinued cause it was a massive pain the ass and weren’t every popular. Mostly used for iced teas and things.
Necessary_Low939 5 points 11m ago
Ooo it reminds me of the granitas. I made those before
Aliciarox11189 3 points 11m ago
I think some reserve stores and roasters have sparkling drinks options
StormTheParade 2 points 11m ago
I believe those are done with sparkling water, not put through a separate machine. The Fizzios haven't been in any Starbucks stores in years
TemplarSensei7 2 points 11m ago
They discontinued that?

Slightly surprising.
StormTheParade 3 points 11m ago
Yeah it was phased out in like mid-to-late 2017. I would assume it wasn't selling well because so many machines were malfunctioning.

Ours would hold drinks captive and refuse to let them go. Last thing I ever made in it was a sparkling Strawberry Acai, and i had to fight for it lmfao
TemplarSensei7 2 points 11m ago
I stopped working at Starbucks 5 years ago, so I must have misremembered. I’m pretty certain my old store still had it in 2018.

But good riddance.

On another note, I did a stupid and wanted to try fizzio ice coffee for testing purposes.

**Never again**
StormTheParade 2 points 11m ago
Honestly, it wouldn't be unreasonable for y'all to have still had it. Starbucks is infamously awful at phasing machines in and out of their stores. I think the Clover phase-out took 2 years? And I'm sure there are some stores out there still struggling with the really old Mastrenas lmao
maddogracer161 1 points 11m ago
This button has been on the POS since they discontinued it... 😂
dangerfruitt 72 points 11m ago
yassified beverages
greenChainsaws 67 points 11m ago
"can you make my iced coffee ✨gayer✨ please"
clouds183 52 points 11m ago
I’d add glitter lmao
Necessary_Low939 14 points 11m ago
I thought of twilight Lolol
Wonderful-Put-5972 42 points 11m ago
We used to have a little soda stream thingy that could add carbonation to a cold beverage
jeonzelink 20 points 11m ago
Is that what they used to make the lemon ale drink back in 2014? That drink was so good, i miss it.
Wonderful-Put-5972 8 points 11m ago
Yessss but I don't miss it
jeonzelink 18 points 11m ago
That’s fair. I’ve only been a barista since the beginning of covid so idk what it feels like to be a barista back in the day
Wonderful-Put-5972 15 points 11m ago
We used to have to mix the frappuccino syrup (binding agent) every morning.
Markedsoultheif 5 points 11m ago
Get yourself a soda stream and carbonate your lemonade
ExcitementClassic728 17 points 11m ago
There's some reserve stores that have sparkling options. Like a soda stream.
There are so many other menu items that we don't carry. If you look around under seasonal and such.
lilkiosk 13 points 11m ago
It’s for when a customer is giving you an attitude. Corporate didn’t want to put “spanking” because too much sexual connotation, but that’s just a note to whoever is at dtw or hand off so they know what to do :)
LambCHOP6988 11 points 11m ago
It made lemonade magical
Perfect_Potted_Plant 9 points 11m ago
The machine was always broken at my old store lol
KurtzKOButtz 8 points 11m ago
Yeah ours was “broken” a lot too 👀
XepherX 5 points 11m ago
can I have uuuuuhhhh venti cup of SPARKLING HEAVY CREAM please
urlessies 5 points 11m ago
ours was spelled as “sparking” for the longest time on the menu💀
[deleted] 4 points 11m ago
It’s for the skin of a killer, Bella
sweetpeachtae 1 points 11m ago
LMFAOOOOO
acnh1222 4 points 11m ago
It’s for when you’re asked to jazz something up.
raditudelover2006 3 points 11m ago
that’s the yass button
RandomNYCx 3 points 11m ago
As part of the LGBT Community I’m not really supposed to talking about sparkling
lakoooter 2 points 11m ago
something we probably won’t see
official_koda_ 2 points 11m ago
It’s for adding a spark plug into the drink
KurtzKOButtz 2 points 11m ago
Forgot about the fizzio
JHOOOOBI 1 points 11m ago
Not my personality. That’s for sure
jordan_leigh 1 points 11m ago
The fact you don’t know. Count your blessings.
slugatomic 1 points 11m ago
hit the slay button
obmar-belac 1 points 11m ago
Be glad you don’t know. Fizzio was an abomination even by Starbucks standards. Rarely did it work properly , and when it did it required you to slow pour a bev and wait for the carbonation and foam to settle. I think to this day it was one of the largest investment flops in company history. Every store had one and the machines were expensive and garbage.
KableKyle 1 points 11m ago
Oh gods no *shivers in barista*
watched17 1 points 11m ago
I believe stores and other regions have carbonated drinks
jazzysoranio 1 points 11m ago
That means add glitter
Tajthegodking 1 points 11m ago
Fizzio machines , it was trash
purplejanuary14 1 points 11m ago
BigusRickus 1 points 11m ago
Vampires.
[deleted] 1 points 11m ago
Barista, where the hell have you been, loca??
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darkwolf523 1 points 11m ago
Uh.
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