Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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This type of conversation (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Sohotomi
Person: "So what do you do for work?"
Me: "Oh, I work at Starbucks"
Person: "I actually like (*insert different coffee place*) way better"
Me: "Ok 🧍🏼♀️"
Nothing inherently wrong with this interaction but what would they like me to say lol
Me: "Oh, I work at Starbucks"
Person: "I actually like (*insert different coffee place*) way better"
Me: "Ok 🧍🏼♀️"
Nothing inherently wrong with this interaction but what would they like me to say lol
silentecho72 11 points 11m ago
I just say "Neat! Go there."
LocationRoutine 8 points 11m ago
People have no self awareness lol
Sohotomi [OP] 2 points 11m ago
I feel like I am forced to realize the fact that nobody has any self awareness every day and it still continues to surprise me.
BRUH_I_DGAF 3 points 11m ago
Person: "So what do you do for work?"
Me: "Oh, I work at Starbucks"
Person: "Oh Starbucks! What do you reccommend?"
Me: "I actually like (insert different coffee place) way better"
Me: "Oh, I work at Starbucks"
Person: "Oh Starbucks! What do you reccommend?"
Me: "I actually like (insert different coffee place) way better"
Sohotomi [OP] 2 points 11m ago
Always keep them on their toes lmao
GayCrimeDuck 1 points 10m ago
Person is right. Our menu is enormous, unhealthy, expensive, and tastes terrible. Our coffee is objectively disgusting by all standards, and our corporation has been illegally union busting like it’s Walmart in the 90’s.
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