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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 08 - 14 - ID#wobyz1
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Weak-Upstairs-9178 174 points 11m ago
Sugar milk with a splash of espresso 💀
MLGTheForkOnTheLeft 59 points 11m ago
I would say a “spritz of espresso” even.
lonelytumbleweed420 [OP] 32 points 11m ago
Call it a *spit* if you will 😊
she_who_walks 41 points 11m ago
Or a SQUIRT. (Customers at my store say this a LOT and I HATE IT)
jw2541 8 points 11m ago
“I’ll have a grande chai tea latte with 2 squirts of espresso” EW I think I would end up laughing if a customer ordered like that
fluidrienne17 1 points 11m ago
I have customers calling it a pump of espresso😭
almostdied_at711 7 points 11m ago
Essence of coffee even
They just.. wave the coffee bean above the drink
borrowedurmumsvcard 127 points 11m ago
it’s called the “I hate coffee but I looooooove nonfat milk”
Intelligent-Ad1273 57 points 11m ago
Wow that looks like a “get the fuck out of my store” 🙂
MrsClaireUnderwood 7 points 11m ago
I see these at least once a week.
Responsible_Snow7109 38 points 11m ago
U cant just freakin say "i want a tall iced caramel macchiato with extra milk in a venti cup" just cuz u dont wana pay for a venti. People always wanting shit but not wanting to actually pay for what they want
iqueefkief 4 points 11m ago
it’s bc they only wanted a single shot tho; the extra milk button is free on any drink.
Responsible_Snow7109 8 points 11m ago
Yea extra milk button is free but its not supposed to be an iced tall in a venti free. It has the measurement on it tho for how much milk is supposed to be free.
StillLearning12358 35 points 11m ago
I proclaim that one as the "skinny hypocrite"

Nonfat milk with so much sugar- GTFO
Fluid_Ad3911 6 points 11m ago
omg yes like the people who order a skinny vanilla latte but with 12 pumps of SF vanilla LOL
SerotoninAndOxytocin 4 points 11m ago
To be fair here - I have gallbladder issues and I’m not supposed to consume more than a certain amount of fat per day and when I do the pain is *excruciating*. And over consumption can and will hospitalize me.

HOWEVER - I do not have blood sugar issues so the extra pumps of syrup wouldn’t be a problem.

It’s not always about calories but other possible health issues.
FullOfHelena 34 points 11m ago
Stupid
ermagawd 26 points 11m ago
I'm not a barista - how do you guys deal with this? Do you fill the cup up, or just put an extra inch of milk? Makes me so annoyed that people do this kind of stuff to avoid paying an extra $2.
aee78 67 points 11m ago
They'd be getting a half filled cup at my store. We'd pull out a tall cup and make sure it was level.
ermagawd 16 points 11m ago
This is the way
Mandalorian_Child 11 points 11m ago
That's what the shakers are for. No wasted plastic that way. 😉
aee78 0 points 11m ago
I don't want to waste time getting a sterilized shaker. I wouldn't want to introduced an allergen to there drink.
Mandalorian_Child 0 points 11m ago
"To our customers with allergies:  We openly handle several allergens throughout our stores, including dairy, soy, tree nuts (e.g., almond, coconut, etc.), eggs, wheat and others.   
 
While we take precautions to keep ingredients separate, we cannot guarantee that any of our beverages or foods are allergen free as we use shared equipment to store, prepare and serve them. Examples of shared equipment include the espresso machine steam wand, blender and pastry case.  Please consult your doctor if you have questions about food allergies, so that you can make the decision that is right for you."

Do you grab a sterilized shaker everytime someone asks for black iced tea with milk instead of water? Unless they specify an allergen, it's not our job to assume they have one. It's one of the reasons Starbucks moved away from labeled steam pitchers. Customers can tell the batista very politely they have an allergy and we can attempt to accommodate them to the best of our ability with the tools we have available.
lonelytumbleweed420 [OP] 31 points 11m ago
If they want it filled to the top, charge a Venti iced caramel macchiato, single + the rest of the customizations.
ermagawd 3 points 11m ago
That makes sense, as long as they don't start being rude about being charged for a venti 🥴 some people I swear
iqueefkief -12 points 11m ago
marking it a single doesn’t reduce the cost of the drink and customers are able to get 3/4” of any milk offering for free
lonelytumbleweed420 [OP] 13 points 11m ago
The goal isn’t to reduce the price. If they want it filled up, it’s a venti iced caramel macchiato with only one shot. If they just want it in the venti cup with some extra milk and lots of extra room, then would be charged for a tall.
iqueefkief -26 points 11m ago
the goal is to give them what they’re asking for at the correct price while also representing the correct amount of labor that went into producing the drink. more than likely they have learned to ask for their drink this way from a helpful barista. if extra milk were considered an expense, the standard would be to charge for extra milk in every drink. you specify extra milk so your barista knows how to fill the cup and so labor is properly accounted for and there is no up charge for it.

the espresso is expensive. charging this customer for a venti when they want a single shot is an overcharge. they just want extra milk, which is not an up charge on any beverage.

regardless, my advice is just to pick your battles. it’s not worth your valuable energy to be upset with this. sometimes starbucks standards are fuckin silly and we just gotta let it go and deal or be mad about it. i personally don’t wanna be mad about it lol

eta i’m a shift w 6 years of experience so i’m not ass pullin just to be contrarian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
piratedashel 19 points 11m ago
Iced venti nonfat caramel macchiato
mangopineappljuulpod 14 points 11m ago
a drink with a lot of room
Jaded_Fun_7133 11 points 11m ago
“Waste of $6” or “I want to look like I like coffee but actually hate it”
No_Courage299 6 points 11m ago
My two weeks notice
geekgurl81 6 points 11m ago
“The optimist” because it will be up to the individual to decide if it’s half empty or half full, but it definitely will have room in the cup.
Mandalorian_Child 2 points 11m ago
I love this!
samechange 6 points 11m ago
Asshole in a venti cup
lonelytumbleweed420 [OP] 1 points 11m ago
**yooo** 😂😂😂
Latter-Guava-4734 6 points 11m ago
Steve
zzid2d21 2 points 11m ago
Steve-o-lite
Hazel_is_Trans 5 points 11m ago
Tell me u don't like coffee without telling me u don't like coffee
haikusbot 5 points 11m ago
*Tell me u don't like*

*Coffee without telling me*

*U don't like coffee*

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Necessary_Low939 5 points 11m ago
The extreme cheapskake iced caramel macchiato
IdLikeToBuyA-Vowel 4 points 11m ago
Nonfat Fat
floofxs2 3 points 11m ago
The Whiny Whitney…
are they trying to get it filled to the top? Because it should have a lot of space the way it’s ordered but it looks like someone who complains while trying to save a couple dollars - also the drink sounds gross anyway.
edreesmiraki 3 points 11m ago
the drink that will never be in a full cup
superbear92 3 points 11m ago
I would have made this exact drink in a Tall cup and then just put it into a Venti cup. They wanted extra nonfat to compensate for the less ice, nothing about filling the cup 💅
Jesslynnlove 3 points 11m ago
single venti vanilla iced latte light ice
Jew_3 3 points 11m ago
Basic White girl. Bougie white girl adds VSCCF.
Impossible-Host-924 3 points 11m ago
I hate coffee lol
Exact_Meeting_991 3 points 11m ago
that’s called a venti cm with a single shot
Unfair-Pool623 3 points 11m ago
Vanilla latte with caramel drizzle
kfike24 2 points 11m ago
milk
firepaper 2 points 11m ago
lol that’s a venti iced single caramel macchiato
LushSpacePrincess 2 points 11m ago
TikTok Toilet Bowl Macchiato
another14me 2 points 11m ago
That’s called a “nice try”
molwalk 2 points 11m ago
The douchebag supreme
awkward_cat_man_ 2 points 11m ago
Vomit
awkward_cat_man_ 2 points 11m ago
Disgusting
How-Inconvenient 2 points 11m ago
The dirty dan
ForbesyJr 2 points 11m ago
The ✨💅betch💅✨
jcatboy 2 points 11m ago
a sad excuse of an iced latte
t3llm3m0re 2 points 11m ago
Me screaming in the back room
Thraoawei 2 points 11m ago
The fat cow.
aecarn 2 points 11m ago
venti vanilla milk with a shot of espresso and caramel drizzle...
Nogood1111 2 points 11m ago
"I don't like coffee but I saw this on tiktok"
haydensidun 2 points 11m ago
Easy. I call this the “get the fuck out of my store” latte
shipssiren 2 points 11m ago
Venti Iced nonfat vallina latte with caramel drizzle for the "creative" penny pinching customer
Lil_Polski 2 points 11m ago
That's just a venti latte at that point isn't it lol!!
RhubarbPerfect8330 2 points 11m ago
Confusing
Chondodo 2 points 11m ago
Caramel slug macchiato
geogrokat 1 points 11m ago
Looks they they wanted a venti upside down latte but only wanted to pay for a tall
antalog 1 points 11m ago
Linda
patrickburn 1 points 11m ago
Non fat extra most bestest(like little Caesar’s, I wouldn’t touch this with a 10ft pole.)
AuntieRia1128 1 points 11m ago
Would you fill the cup all the way?
stealthyninja00 1 points 11m ago
Iced Nonfat Vanilla Latte.
chewbekkers 1 points 11m ago
Kayleigh
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ItsAWildFelix 1 points 11m ago
espresso seltzer
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