Or a SQUIRT. (Customers at my store say this a LOT and I HATE IT)
jw25418 points11m ago
“I’ll have a grande chai tea latte with 2 squirts of espresso” EW I think I would end up laughing if a customer ordered like that
fluidrienne171 points11m ago
I have customers calling it a pump of espresso😭
almostdied_at7117 points11m ago
Essence of coffee even They just.. wave the coffee bean above the drink
borrowedurmumsvcard127 points11m ago
it’s called the “I hate coffee but I looooooove nonfat milk”
Intelligent-Ad127357 points11m ago
Wow that looks like a “get the fuck out of my store” 🙂
MrsClaireUnderwood7 points11m ago
I see these at least once a week.
Responsible_Snow710938 points11m ago
U cant just freakin say "i want a tall iced caramel macchiato with extra milk in a venti cup" just cuz u dont wana pay for a venti. People always wanting shit but not wanting to actually pay for what they want
iqueefkief4 points11m ago
it’s bc they only wanted a single shot tho; the extra milk button is free on any drink.
Responsible_Snow71098 points11m ago
Yea extra milk button is free but its not supposed to be an iced tall in a venti free. It has the measurement on it tho for how much milk is supposed to be free.
StillLearning1235835 points11m ago
I proclaim that one as the "skinny hypocrite"
Nonfat milk with so much sugar- GTFO
Fluid_Ad39116 points11m ago
omg yes like the people who order a skinny vanilla latte but with 12 pumps of SF vanilla LOL
SerotoninAndOxytocin4 points11m ago
To be fair here - I have gallbladder issues and I’m not supposed to consume more than a certain amount of fat per day and when I do the pain is *excruciating*. And over consumption can and will hospitalize me.
HOWEVER - I do not have blood sugar issues so the extra pumps of syrup wouldn’t be a problem.
It’s not always about calories but other possible health issues.
FullOfHelena34 points11m ago
Stupid
ermagawd26 points11m ago
I'm not a barista - how do you guys deal with this? Do you fill the cup up, or just put an extra inch of milk? Makes me so annoyed that people do this kind of stuff to avoid paying an extra $2.
aee7867 points11m ago
They'd be getting a half filled cup at my store. We'd pull out a tall cup and make sure it was level.
ermagawd16 points11m ago
This is the way
Mandalorian_Child11 points11m ago
That's what the shakers are for. No wasted plastic that way. 😉
aee780 points11m ago
I don't want to waste time getting a sterilized shaker. I wouldn't want to introduced an allergen to there drink.
Mandalorian_Child0 points11m ago
"To our customers with allergies: We openly handle several allergens throughout our stores, including dairy, soy, tree nuts (e.g., almond, coconut, etc.), eggs, wheat and others.
While we take precautions to keep ingredients separate, we cannot guarantee that any of our beverages or foods are allergen free as we use shared equipment to store, prepare and serve them. Examples of shared equipment include the espresso machine steam wand, blender and pastry case. Please consult your doctor if you have questions about food allergies, so that you can make the decision that is right for you."
Do you grab a sterilized shaker everytime someone asks for black iced tea with milk instead of water? Unless they specify an allergen, it's not our job to assume they have one. It's one of the reasons Starbucks moved away from labeled steam pitchers. Customers can tell the batista very politely they have an allergy and we can attempt to accommodate them to the best of our ability with the tools we have available.
lonelytumbleweed420 [OP]31 points11m ago
If they want it filled to the top, charge a Venti iced caramel macchiato, single + the rest of the customizations.
ermagawd3 points11m ago
That makes sense, as long as they don't start being rude about being charged for a venti 🥴 some people I swear
iqueefkief-12 points11m ago
marking it a single doesn’t reduce the cost of the drink and customers are able to get 3/4” of any milk offering for free
lonelytumbleweed420 [OP]13 points11m ago
The goal isn’t to reduce the price. If they want it filled up, it’s a venti iced caramel macchiato with only one shot. If they just want it in the venti cup with some extra milk and lots of extra room, then would be charged for a tall.
iqueefkief-26 points11m ago
the goal is to give them what they’re asking for at the correct price while also representing the correct amount of labor that went into producing the drink. more than likely they have learned to ask for their drink this way from a helpful barista. if extra milk were considered an expense, the standard would be to charge for extra milk in every drink. you specify extra milk so your barista knows how to fill the cup and so labor is properly accounted for and there is no up charge for it.
the espresso is expensive. charging this customer for a venti when they want a single shot is an overcharge. they just want extra milk, which is not an up charge on any beverage.
regardless, my advice is just to pick your battles. it’s not worth your valuable energy to be upset with this. sometimes starbucks standards are fuckin silly and we just gotta let it go and deal or be mad about it. i personally don’t wanna be mad about it lol
eta i’m a shift w 6 years of experience so i’m not ass pullin just to be contrarian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
piratedashel19 points11m ago
Iced venti nonfat caramel macchiato
mangopineappljuulpod14 points11m ago
a drink with a lot of room
Jaded_Fun_713311 points11m ago
“Waste of $6” or “I want to look like I like coffee but actually hate it”
No_Courage2996 points11m ago
My two weeks notice
geekgurl816 points11m ago
“The optimist” because it will be up to the individual to decide if it’s half empty or half full, but it definitely will have room in the cup.
Mandalorian_Child2 points11m ago
I love this!
samechange6 points11m ago
Asshole in a venti cup
lonelytumbleweed420 [OP]1 points11m ago
**yooo** 😂😂😂
Latter-Guava-47346 points11m ago
Steve
zzid2d212 points11m ago
Steve-o-lite
Hazel_is_Trans5 points11m ago
Tell me u don't like coffee without telling me u don't like coffee
haikusbot5 points11m ago
*Tell me u don't like*
*Coffee without telling me*
*U don't like coffee*
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Necessary_Low9395 points11m ago
The extreme cheapskake iced caramel macchiato
IdLikeToBuyA-Vowel4 points11m ago
Nonfat Fat
floofxs23 points11m ago
The Whiny Whitney… are they trying to get it filled to the top? Because it should have a lot of space the way it’s ordered but it looks like someone who complains while trying to save a couple dollars - also the drink sounds gross anyway.
edreesmiraki3 points11m ago
the drink that will never be in a full cup
superbear923 points11m ago
I would have made this exact drink in a Tall cup and then just put it into a Venti cup. They wanted extra nonfat to compensate for the less ice, nothing about filling the cup 💅
Jesslynnlove3 points11m ago
single venti vanilla iced latte light ice
Jew_33 points11m ago
Basic White girl. Bougie white girl adds VSCCF.
Impossible-Host-9243 points11m ago
I hate coffee lol
Exact_Meeting_9913 points11m ago
that’s called a venti cm with a single shot
Unfair-Pool6233 points11m ago
Vanilla latte with caramel drizzle
kfike242 points11m ago
milk
firepaper2 points11m ago
lol that’s a venti iced single caramel macchiato
LushSpacePrincess2 points11m ago
TikTok Toilet Bowl Macchiato
another14me2 points11m ago
That’s called a “nice try”
molwalk2 points11m ago
The douchebag supreme
awkward_cat_man_2 points11m ago
Vomit
awkward_cat_man_2 points11m ago
Disgusting
How-Inconvenient2 points11m ago
The dirty dan
ForbesyJr2 points11m ago
The ✨💅betch💅✨
jcatboy2 points11m ago
a sad excuse of an iced latte
t3llm3m0re2 points11m ago
Me screaming in the back room
Thraoawei2 points11m ago
The fat cow.
aecarn2 points11m ago
venti vanilla milk with a shot of espresso and caramel drizzle...
Nogood11112 points11m ago
"I don't like coffee but I saw this on tiktok"
haydensidun2 points11m ago
Easy. I call this the “get the fuck out of my store” latte
shipssiren2 points11m ago
Venti Iced nonfat vallina latte with caramel drizzle for the "creative" penny pinching customer
Lil_Polski2 points11m ago
That's just a venti latte at that point isn't it lol!!
RhubarbPerfect83302 points11m ago
Confusing
Chondodo2 points11m ago
Caramel slug macchiato
geogrokat1 points11m ago
Looks they they wanted a venti upside down latte but only wanted to pay for a tall
antalog1 points11m ago
Linda
patrickburn1 points11m ago
Non fat extra most bestest(like little Caesar’s, I wouldn’t touch this with a 10ft pole.)
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