Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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silly john (i.redd.it)
submitted by Narrow-Shirt-938
Necessary_Low939 92 points 10m ago
The fact that he ordered this in the cafe with no shame.
Edit: I just saw stirred, no bitch, do that urself.
Edit: I just saw stirred, no bitch, do that urself.
Narrow-Shirt-938 [OP] 44 points 10m ago
he originally asked for it BLENDED 😭i convinced him that “stirred” would do the same
Necessary_Low939 53 points 10m ago
Honestly, I would’ve just blended it because it up charges him and I just press a button. Now I have to get a damn stir stick to stir this monstrosity. No thanks.
Narrow-Shirt-938 [OP] 27 points 10m ago
true! but it was a bday reward :/
Responsible_Snow7109 25 points 10m ago
Lol why do people just start adding in every and all ingredients that we have in their birthday drinks? Like I get trying to make it as expensive as you want or trying to get as much as you can since it's a free drink but like me personally I guess I would just want something that I actually enjoy instead of using up ingredients just because I'm able to. Cuz some people really take that literally and just add everything that they can think of and it probably tastes like ass
Necessary_Low939 6 points 10m ago
Oh I see. If I were u I’ll probably just focus on the foam, shots, milk, and some of the syrup. He can’t taste the difference.
pipebombings 28 points 10m ago
bro this would put me on suicide watch if i were on bar
Thick_Assumption27 16 points 10m ago
There's only like 1/4" of cold brew left by the end of all the other stuff 😭 why must people ruin a good thing 😭😭
MrsOceanGrown 14 points 10m ago
Someone actually ordered that in the cafe?
Narrow-Shirt-938 [OP] 23 points 10m ago
yes he had me scroll through his phone to read all of the modifications
MrsOceanGrown 14 points 10m ago
What is he gonna do with it…. I had a lady order something crazy like this and i asked her straight up why. She said she puts in her fridge and portions it for the week 😝
mypoopoosmelly69 8 points 10m ago
some people really have no integrity at all LMFAO.
geekgurl81 6 points 10m ago
Someone is playing with the POS, I see.
meegy123 4 points 10m ago
How much did it cost?
Narrow-Shirt-938 [OP] 20 points 10m ago
he used a bday reward but it would’ve been $16 and some cents
IdLikeToBuyA-Vowel 3 points 10m ago
All that’s missing is a Bacon Gouda sandwich blended in
coffee-and-chillll 3 points 10m ago
Nope. I wouldn’t even know where to begin with making this drink, the only thing I’m sure of is crying would be involved
RyusuiJL 3 points 10m ago
Like, legitimately WHY?
Wrong_Trash4618 2 points 10m ago
The register shouldn’t even let you add more than one foam… The limit should be one… At that point I’d just add all the foam ingredients together and blend 🫣
Blue-Sky1325 2 points 10m ago
Is John okay?
submissivegayalien 4 points 10m ago
I'm sure he is happier since escape the asylum, but no, John is not okay.
RubySapphireSage 1 points 10m ago
I hope John heals. He’s going through a lot .
pinkshoesarecool 1 points 10m ago
At least I respect it for being a cafe order, bro stood there and recited this shit
polaroid-ofus 1 points 10m ago
i’d walk out lmao
alo_257 1 points 10m ago
waht?!?! what the hell does that even taste like lmaoo
slowtown01 1 points 10m ago
I’d refuse to make this drink tbh
[deleted] 1 points 10m ago
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graylikesoap 1 points 10m ago
disrespectfully john this looks vile💀
Simplyquinny 1 points 10m ago
Don't be like John
numeroussuccesses 1 points 10m ago
What the actual fuck
coffee-and-chillll 1 points 10m ago
Nope. I wouldn’t even know where to begin with making this drink, the only thing I’m sure of is crying would be involved
Borobucks 1 points 10m ago
John has issues...
urexsnetflixpassword 0 points 10m ago
diabetic john*
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