Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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BrightAngelBarista 149 points 10m ago
“Oatmeal shaken espresso “ 🤎
I heard it so much that I started wondering if I was saying it wrong. I find these people endearing, though; they’re always so nice.
I heard it so much that I started wondering if I was saying it wrong. I find these people endearing, though; they’re always so nice.
FrustratingBears 14 points 10m ago
i have to make a conscious effort every day not to say “oakmilk”
idk why my mouth wants to say it that way
idk why my mouth wants to say it that way
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new_direction_ 142 points 10m ago
See also: treinti
RudeEstimate2245 37 points 10m ago
One up you with "tronta" or "trontah"
turpentinetears 19 points 10m ago
Trayntee
Minimum_Salary_6319 11 points 10m ago
there’s a man who often comes in and orders a “tree-en-ta strawberry ass-y lemonade”
dnims24 11 points 10m ago
How about tentra? We got at least 5 of those today
Dr_mombie 5 points 10m ago
"Uh sir/ma'am, its *tantric* "
Darius_Acosta 103 points 10m ago
"Carmel Makiyati"
ScroogeMcDust 48 points 10m ago
"Colonel Machismo" would be my favourite malaprop
xxbleeding_outxx 35 points 10m ago
caramel santiago
FrustratingBears 27 points 10m ago
can i get a venti carmen san diego
bbybasill 22 points 10m ago
about a week ago i got « car-malt nacho » and he was dead serioud
almondmiilktea 29 points 10m ago
I got ✨ caramel mariachi ✨ recently
wobbysobby 13 points 10m ago
Caramel Mariachi
Brgnbo 10 points 10m ago
Mach eato
RudeEstimate2245 9 points 10m ago
Makacheechee
jams1015 2 points 10m ago
Bless you
paigemclachlan 6 points 10m ago
Caramel mazerati
borrowedurmumsvcard 4 points 10m ago
i get mochiati a lot
LimpSpread9688 2 points 10m ago
Tralenti strawberry akah & a ventay carmel machachito
wrealk 2 points 10m ago
caramel machete
eevylynn 2 points 10m ago
"Caramel moe-cha-cho"
evviiieeee 91 points 10m ago
see also: frappicini
Darius_Acosta 35 points 10m ago
Mochaccino
tfizy02 12 points 10m ago
i recently got a moccachino and i literally called my ssv over, cause the customer wouldnt take a mocha
my ssv was like “ma’am, it aint gonna be like that, its either the mocha or the cappuccino” and she was all flabbergasted, how dared we cut it short in the middle of the midday rush
my ssv was like “ma’am, it aint gonna be like that, its either the mocha or the cappuccino” and she was all flabbergasted, how dared we cut it short in the middle of the midday rush
omogal123 16 points 10m ago
maCHIEatto
Me:bye
Me:bye
remediosan 21 points 10m ago
megan dragonfruit
galaxydisco17 2 points 10m ago
I got Maggot dragonfruit today.
SusieSlaughter 3 points 10m ago
The only reasonable response 😌
holldizzle024 3 points 10m ago
nah i get “frap aye”
crowhusband 1 points 10m ago
got a "frapparino" the other day
Abject_Ambition_6031 84 points 10m ago
Someone comes in every day and says “can I get a short uhh medium pike”
slumlord11 6 points 10m ago
i mean they might be saying medium as in the roast? since pike is the medium. idk 😭 im not the one there😭 unless they actually want a medium
lovepplusethings [OP] 63 points 10m ago
see also: dragon mangofruit
gabbysafari 72 points 10m ago
megan drangofruit?
gazely_stare 11 points 10m ago
My favorite. PoQ every quarter.
Mkhillvgc 20 points 10m ago
Mango dragonfly twice In the last week for me
Affectionate-Ad9290 3 points 10m ago
i laughed so much when i heard this one
Mkhillvgc 6 points 10m ago
Yeah I definitely switched the mic to the other channel to laugh
Formal-Ad2863 19 points 10m ago
“can i get a mangen drink?”
or
“can i get a mango refresher?”
“the mango dragonfruit? of course”
“NO. JUST THE MANGO!!!”
“Excuse me ma’am, give me one quick sec while i go throw myself through the window.”
or
“can i get a mango refresher?”
“the mango dragonfruit? of course”
“NO. JUST THE MANGO!!!”
“Excuse me ma’am, give me one quick sec while i go throw myself through the window.”
MonoCandy 12 points 10m ago
A fellow partner has fond memories of a customer confidently calling it “The Mango Drango” and it lives in my mind rent free
FemboiTomboy 4 points 10m ago
**MONGO**
Dr_mombie 3 points 10m ago
Mongo want dragon juice
emiistarrchilld 2 points 10m ago
I love it when this happens. The amount of times people ask for a Dragon Mangofruit or a Thai Chi Latte is fantastic.
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geekgurl81 29 points 10m ago
See also: chia latte
Darius_Acosta 38 points 10m ago
"Tai chi Lat"
sammieduck69420 20 points 10m ago
The amount of tai chi lattes I got
almondmiilktea 11 points 10m ago
a shy tea latte 🙈
C10ckw0rks 7 points 10m ago
I had a guy ask for a tai chi, pause and go “wait that’a not right. Chai tea please!”
geekgurl81 2 points 10m ago
I have one guy who calls it that on purpose except he calls it “late”
candidinsanity 27 points 10m ago
today i was asked for a “strawberry fajita”
BlackberryOpposite31 19 points 10m ago
Short for ventTaylors Version.
PlaneJupiter 16 points 10m ago
I had someone order a strawberry asusi earlier
RudeEstimate2245 11 points 10m ago
Aseeah
Lemme get a strawberry Ikea please
Lemme get a strawberry Ikea please
Jabuetow 9 points 10m ago
I get strawberry ass-e-a a lot.
Professional-Cat393 14 points 10m ago
Strawberry ahki
skyellemusic 8 points 10m ago
we've got strawberry a/c a few times lol
upsettii_spaghettii 4 points 10m ago
When I first started someone wanted a strawberry accolade. Couldn’t for the life of me figure out that they actually wanted a strawberry açaí lemonade
insertusernameplease 11 points 10m ago
Someone asked me for “that tropical cream thingy” the other day. They wanted a Paradise Drink.
Brie_- 19 points 10m ago
Typically customers are just too embarrassed to say this names. I work with a lot of soldiers because I work on base and they typically go something like "I want a medium.. paradise.. thing" while the name of the drink covers like half the menu
highspeed06 8 points 10m ago
i always ask people if they want refreshers with water lemon aid or coconut milk and it comes back to bite me when people ask for a strawberry acai and then do say it’s with coconut milk until i ask like it says pink drink on the screen, you know the name of it now :(
what are they gonna do when i forget to pry the information out of them.
what are they gonna do when i forget to pry the information out of them.
almondmiilktea 6 points 10m ago
My favorite is when I said “I don’t have the paradise drink today.” and they ask “what about the pineapple passion fruit?” 😵💫
insertusernameplease 3 points 10m ago
They literally have no idea what they’re drinking
emilyoscal16 8 points 10m ago
can i get one of those “ spanish wraps “
Blue-Sky1325 8 points 10m ago
Strawberry Asiago
Battison00 8 points 10m ago
Or thinking trentay is granday
Wooden_Ad6793 7 points 10m ago
Americana
paigemclachlan 6 points 10m ago
“Grande American” always makes me laugh ahahahaha 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
jw2541 7 points 10m ago
See also: Megan dragonfruit
aavery99 6 points 10m ago
"Ham and Swiss on a.. Bagutti"
yirium 6 points 10m ago
The south has entered the chat
champshere 6 points 10m ago
“Caramel Rainbow Crunch”
3XHAUSTD 6 points 10m ago
can i get a grandee lauddy
can i get a strawberry akee in a grawnd
can i get a sausage breakfast thing (this is the one that makes me die inside. it's a sandwich. you tit. pretending you don't know the name of an item and calling it a 'thing' was funny in 2010. Stop.)
and the classic i no longer hear, Can I Get A Artesian Bacon Sandwich
can i get a strawberry akee in a grawnd
can i get a sausage breakfast thing (this is the one that makes me die inside. it's a sandwich. you tit. pretending you don't know the name of an item and calling it a 'thing' was funny in 2010. Stop.)
and the classic i no longer hear, Can I Get A Artesian Bacon Sandwich
lovepplusethings [OP] 6 points 10m ago
that's the tweet
paigemclachlan 4 points 10m ago
I accidentally said “trenti” out loud today and had a little moment
Mnmpringles 4 points 10m ago
“Can I get a trentee carmel ma-shit-oh” (the restraint I had taking this order was unmatched and idk how I did it)
olivinemultichrome 4 points 10m ago
Spinny fetty wap
No-City-1682 3 points 10m ago
My favorite SSV always call them this and I kinda love it. He’s very animated.
Agreeable-Ad7225 4 points 10m ago
Venta caramel mocha
mysteriousjuror 4 points 10m ago
“Tetra”
Nraveles11 4 points 10m ago
I had someone call a macchiato a matchaccino
haydensidun 3 points 10m ago
“tReNtEe”
bryceofswadia 3 points 10m ago
“Tray-nta” or “Trayn-tee” makes me angry
FrustratingBears 3 points 10m ago
i got “mochie cookie crumble” (to pronounce: mochie and cookie rhyme) and the person tried to say it and failed like 3 times before breaking down laughing
that moment lives rent free in my head
that moment lives rent free in my head
iodge 3 points 10m ago
TRENTI ALWAYS
broookeee_ 3 points 10m ago
me agreeing when someone says ‘trentay’ is the biggest size😓😓😓
emilyoscal16 3 points 10m ago
my personal favorite “ trenti “
Ianshurbet 3 points 10m ago
The texan accent on top of that makes it mentally taxing
Wooden_Ad6793 3 points 10m ago
Mangin dragonfruit
MrsClaireUnderwood 3 points 10m ago
I have coworkers that say this. I cringe every time.
Epona_02 2 points 10m ago
“tReNtY”
emiistarrchilld 2 points 10m ago
Oooo can I get me a Grandie Matchiato with extra expresso? Oooo and a SCAWN warmed with butter. Thaaaaanks.
Rip-Any 2 points 10m ago
What ends me is people who come to order a caramel mocha (thanks to McDonalds) and when I ask to clarify if they wanted a mocha latte w/ caramel syrup and if they want the whip on top still — they get all confused and don’t know how to answer me……
officialsmolkid 2 points 10m ago
Strawberry IKEA
pinkpenicillin 2 points 10m ago
Or the "trentay strawberry asiago" 👌💕🙄
impasse602 2 points 10m ago
I would like a tentra…
omogal123 2 points 10m ago
‘AHKAY’ or ‘AHKAYAH’ 💀
dankmobile 2 points 10m ago
today i got “trenti dragonfly refresher” and a “strawberry a-kee-shi lemonade”
Nalytia 2 points 10m ago
Someone came in today and asked for a Venti American Coffee (we figured out she wantwd an Americano)
No-City-1682 2 points 10m ago
We’re the way European? Lot of euro tourists at my spot and that’s usually what they call it
Nalytia 2 points 10m ago
Could've been! It's Drive-Thru store out in San Diego so there's potential for tourists but we're also so far south that there's a chance that they were not and felt like saying something a little different today 😂
SupaFugDup 2 points 10m ago
I worked at Taco Bell and there were a surprising number of "Nacho Bell Grands" ordered. Be thankful that when customers here know the sizes, they at least get Grande's pronunciation right.
gorlalmightea 2 points 10m ago
Had someone order a “Strawberry asiago drink”
clueless-jpeg 2 points 10m ago
I need your tallest straw
crowhusband 1 points 10m ago
✨ventay straw-bree ah-sigh-yah✨
Chachasah 1 points 10m ago
MENGGEN DRAGON FROOT. Why. It only recently started happening but bruh everyday. MENGEN.
jorjor9001 1 points 10m ago
“Frappaye”
mountaincraft 1 points 10m ago
Magno Dragonflute. This really happened. :)
Hazel_is_Trans 1 points 10m ago
"Medical ball thing"
Honey Citrus?
No medical ball
Honey Citrus?
No medical ball
clgmn 1 points 10m ago
Trenti
thechamelioncircuit 1 points 10m ago
TrenTAY
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Carmen ribble crunch
Night_78791 1 points 10m ago
A caramel Machuhchinno is something I Hear multiple times a day
MrMigraine72 1 points 10m ago
Treyntee Strawberry asiago 😃
Ventay Ice Why Mocha with FOAM 💀
Ventay Ice Why Mocha with FOAM 💀
cyndypham 1 points 10m ago
trenti and macchiata is a popular one at my store LMAO
but_carrrl 1 points 10m ago
Strawberry Ikea- still my favorite
eevylynn 1 points 10m ago
"tai chi"
(I got that one a few times instead of chai tea)
(I got that one a few times instead of chai tea)
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Purgatory-Maybe 1 points 10m ago
“Trentie”
Inevitable_Lock1138 1 points 10m ago
“Trienta” “Grunde”
xxraelyn 1 points 10m ago
mangan dragoonfruit
crystyleea 1 points 10m ago
someone asked me once for a chia tia frappuccino (they meant chai tea frap)
doojinz 1 points 10m ago
I got caryah mul machickato
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