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Bacon sausage egg wrap Frappuccino with salt (reddit.com)
submitted by Urmomscoochiehairs
lemniscatics 294 points 10m ago
this is absolutely the most cursed thing ive seen on this subreddit. thank you
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 80 points 10m ago
It tasted wack
mr305mr_mrworldwide 48 points 10m ago
you tried it???!!
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 38 points 10m ago
Yes
grwlix 23 points 10m ago
is your stomach alive
mrcupcake18 5 points 10m ago
I second this! Wtf I physically stopped what I was doing
CheesiestSlice 121 points 10m ago
Hey honey, wake up, new savory frapuccino just dropped
A-Tacolypse 65 points 10m ago
I tried to make a Frappuccino with sriracha once. Made it with vanilla bean. It might have actually been good if it wasn’t for the strong garlic flavor of the sriracha….
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 43 points 10m ago
You should do honey with it, not the god forsaken honey blend, but it should make the garlic better and smoother lol
friendlySkeletor 19 points 10m ago
That's actually a good idea. I have a friend who makes cursed icecream sometimes. They made one they saw on TikTok that was blue cheese icecream with a hot honey swirl (idr if it was siracha but it might have been). Shit slapped hard.
A-Tacolypse 2 points 10m ago
I’ll have to try that next time and see. I used to have a habanero sauce for topping ice cream. It was pretty good. Strange sensation with the cool sweet ice cream mixing with the spice from the sauce. Was pretty good tho.
iSpeakMeme 7 points 10m ago
I made a Java chip with Sriracha... I called it the lava chip. My IDEA was like.. ya know.. some chocolates go with chili's... So I was like MAYBE it'll be good? No.. no it wasn't... It was hot AND cold at the same damn time..
uselesslesbianism 4 points 10m ago
mocha and sriracha has been my favorite combo so far!
abandon_hopeless 34 points 10m ago
Who hurt you
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 79 points 10m ago
My dad
emmymariex 22 points 10m ago
amen 🙏
nikkicarter1111 5 points 10m ago
Your comments are SENDING ME bless
BarracudaBae 29 points 10m ago
Every day, we move further from the light of God
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 46 points 10m ago
He never existed
BarracudaBae 28 points 10m ago
This frap is the biggest proof of that tbh
I_try_compute 19 points 10m ago
Straight to jail
Better_Dust_2364 19 points 10m ago
Straight to hell 💀
Uu3uU 12 points 10m ago
This post is beautiful
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 17 points 10m ago
You’re beautiful 💅💕😘
Galactic_9 1 points 10m ago
No, you're beautiful! 😤
RudeEstimate2245 11 points 10m ago
Did too many people order a oatmeal shaken espresso with light ice? Is that what provoked this. My inbox is open if you ever need support. 😔❤️
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 7 points 10m ago
We ran out of oat milk :(
Old_Specific_1233 10 points 10m ago
add whipped cream i dare you
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 13 points 10m ago
Bet
sydneyrenae7 9 points 10m ago
Please tell me you didn’t drink this
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 15 points 10m ago
No promises
sydneyrenae7 2 points 10m ago
Should’ve added sriracha👩🏻‍🍳😘
RubySapphireSage 8 points 10m ago
I HATE IT HERE 😭😭😭
canadianhorror 8 points 10m ago
At my old store we made a crème frapp with leftover double smoked bacon. In all honesty, it was kinda good.
That being said, we also did a red bull and Twinkie frapp. That one, not so good. Tasted like sour vanilla.
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 6 points 10m ago
Red Bull with vanilla bean and foam sounds great
IndianaCD 3 points 10m ago
Add strawberries too, bestie.
vertigo00o 7 points 10m ago
chrissy wake up, i don’t like this CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPP
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 6 points 10m ago
Chrissy should stay asleep for this one
vertigo00o 4 points 10m ago
lmao i agree
t3llm3m0re 7 points 10m ago
WHY
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 13 points 10m ago
Bc someone didn’t pick up their mobile
t3llm3m0re 6 points 10m ago
I mean fair. That just sounds like an abomination though 😭
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 6 points 10m ago
It is
Sequential-River 6 points 10m ago
I asked for extra Sriracha drizzle and line the cup 😡
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 15 points 10m ago
OKAY MAAM DONT YELL AT MY EMPLOYEES WE ARE TRAINING 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
CITCourtney 6 points 10m ago
:(
dylanveyto 6 points 10m ago
This is beautiful and I’m proud of you
amaris-ballamira0920 5 points 10m ago
This is the first time I physically gagged at the site of a image on Reddit….
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 6 points 10m ago
I’m proud to pop that cherry
maddieisnotokay 4 points 10m ago
my body just physically recoiled
sugarhiccccup 4 points 10m ago
Go straight to jail
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 4 points 10m ago
The texture was off with this one tbh might try to blend on 2 next time
sugarhiccccup 3 points 10m ago
Dry cold foam setting
starboienby 4 points 10m ago
please say sike 😞
senescence__ 3 points 10m ago
y’all are wrong for that
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 3 points 10m ago
We earn that spot in hell😤
Deadrax502 3 points 10m ago
Everyday we stray further from god
Garrickrelentless 3 points 10m ago
Introducing the Bacon Sausage Egg Wrappucino™!
ghostofanimus 3 points 10m ago
r/ Starbucksgonewild lol
UrNewStepDad438 3 points 10m ago
straight to jail for this 🤮
graylikesoap 3 points 10m ago
i question this job everyday
[deleted] 3 points 10m ago
Thanks! I hate it!
dregonzz 3 points 10m ago
...I'm uncomfortable...
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 2 points 10m ago
Good
dnims24 3 points 10m ago
Waiting for custs to start asking for this next 😂
lion-vs-dragon 3 points 10m ago
The side view was ok but the view from the top actually made me queezy lol
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 3 points 10m ago
I suppose there should be a tw
lion-vs-dragon 3 points 10m ago
Nah, it was my choice (and everyone else's) to keep looking. I thought it was funny :)

I looked again, why did I do that lol
kivakitty23 3 points 10m ago
BUT WHY
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 2 points 10m ago
Bc someone didn’t pick up their mobile order
BrightAngelBarista 3 points 10m ago
Wait! A mocha Frappuccino with a peanut butter bar?! Thoughts?
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 1 points 10m ago
That actually sounds good
jeb0913 3 points 10m ago
Jail.

I just threw up in my mouth. Thank u.

Straight. To. Jail.
BrightAngelBarista 3 points 10m ago
Needs matcha. 😆
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 5 points 10m ago
Agreed
Necessary_Low939 3 points 10m ago
Uhm…
VastDarkGrey1991 2 points 10m ago
Did you try it?
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 1 points 10m ago
Yes
edreesmiraki 2 points 10m ago
great now i wanna fucking kms
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 3 points 10m ago
Ty for joining the club
edreesmiraki 2 points 10m ago
oh no ive been here for a while its just the first time the public knows
SNES182 2 points 10m ago
“Excuse me, I asked for coffee base.”
makmelaf17 2 points 10m ago
What r we doing here?
iSpeakMeme 2 points 10m ago
It reminds me of my everything bagel frapp with avocado spread. It was unholy :)
lolopie3333 2 points 10m ago
How tf do you have time for this I stg
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 1 points 10m ago
Wednesday is slower for us lol
lolopie3333 1 points 10m ago
jealous
cpb- 2 points 10m ago
Y’all are so fucked up
navkabar 2 points 10m ago
oh no. new trend just dropped
urlessies 2 points 10m ago
death penalty
Calm_Preference6209 2 points 10m ago
Delete this before salt n straw makes this an actual flavor
Environmental-Mail40 2 points 10m ago
I just threw up in my mouth! 🤢
ladiah19 2 points 10m ago
Ew
teenagedreemer 2 points 10m ago
Jail time
HaloGirl66_77 2 points 10m ago
Ew.
thither127 2 points 10m ago
Spread it on a bagel
AdIll7946 2 points 10m ago
tbh could’ve used whip
UsualRefrigerator211 2 points 10m ago
JAIL
rosesforabby 2 points 10m ago
🤢
thebestdaysofmyflerm 2 points 10m ago
Please don’t add food to the blenders 🤢
Urmomscoochiehairs [OP] 4 points 10m ago
We washed it babe dw💅💕
thebestdaysofmyflerm -1 points 10m ago
Yeah that’s good. Still it would be hard to clean food from the underside of the blade without disassembling it. I find “cleaned” tongs with food residue stuck on them all the time, so the hobart might not be up to the job here.
Cheef-Queef 1 points 10m ago
No
iamharoldshipman 1 points 10m ago
Jail. Immediately.
mgoodwin1631 1 points 10m ago
Thanks, I hate it
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