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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 08 - 27 - ID#wz4c04
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barista tip: wear a mask to hide your identity and emotions so you can handoff drinks without getting smile lines (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Empty_Engineering642
Bonus points if you add a lilt to your voice to sound as if you're smiling to continue upping connection scores

This method helps with stage fright when customer's beady eyes remain planted on your bar

Additionally, this method also helps when customers decide to sexually harrass baristas :)

Sure, I'm dealing with mild mascne, but mascne is better than some of the stank people who roll through the store!
neilgreenbreen 65 points 10m ago
also lets you mutter insulting comments under your breath without people noticing (lifesaver)
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SelocAvrap 47 points 10m ago
Also keeps you from spreading illness
narviat 14 points 10m ago
now if i could just wear my sunglasses people wont be able to read me like the open book my face is, especially my eyes lmao
s_blossom 4 points 10m ago
I routinely forget I have sunglasses on (I have light sensitivity) when I get back from break so I get back on the floor with sunnies and a mask on atleast once a week. Lol
narviat 2 points 10m ago
sounds nice lol
BatWeary 2 points 10m ago
my eyes are such a giveaway 😒
narviat 3 points 10m ago
for real tho! i have to consciously not roll my eyes at people all day lmao
Victoriamarie03 9 points 10m ago
Keeps my rbf in check just gotta keep my eyebrows in line😂
dontgiveah00t 2 points 10m ago
Also to hide extra “unapproved” piercings
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Comfortable-Plane944 0 points 10m ago
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