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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 08 - 31 - ID#x2ivgh
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Real baristas know. (i.redd.it)
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spacepoptartz 81 points 10m ago
top bun: aight im bouta head out
FailedOrpheus 55 points 10m ago
What happens in these ovens?! I get this with nearly every sandwich lol
sailorgrumpycat 58 points 10m ago
Overly oily cheap cheese, mixed with the greasiness of the meat, combined with the convection air currents of our high temp ovens.
lilmissambersue 29 points 10m ago
Ok and also!!! The buns seem to be getting smaller on the impossible???
BelligerentCoroner 21 points 10m ago
Our bacon gouda buns have been teeny tiny lately!
jams1015 6 points 10m ago
For us, the English muffin on the turkey bacon sandwich is sliced so unevenly that the bottom is thicc-thicc and the top is barely a mushroom cap in size. It's hilarious. Meanwhile, the sausage and cheddar English muffin is almost always evenly sliced.

I feel like the sausage and cheddar muffin slicers need a raise, and the turkey bacon muffin slicers need Jesus.
Losimcg 23 points 10m ago
Unfortunately we do know.
honey_bay 13 points 10m ago
it’s worse when the middle is still frozen somehow
mariesnowelle 9 points 10m ago
Everytime, its like as soon as I open the oven to get it out the bun says "Bye!"
King_Spamula 8 points 10m ago
I don't know what they put in the impossible sandwiches, but when I was a barista they were and probably still are the worst thing I've ever smelled, and I cleaned out a forgotten grease trap by hand at the job before that.
Buttafly_360 3 points 10m ago
The meat always smelled nicely seasoned to me lol, especially wen they in the ovens lol
Necessary_Low939 6 points 10m ago
They go flying lol
Alarming_Base3148 5 points 10m ago
Even tbe wraps can't handle that wind.. but they can't fly apart so they just unroll. I love trying to reclose toasted tortilla 🙃

This meme made me literally laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing!
Veldora12 4 points 10m ago
I swear I have never had the top bun stay on
Latter-Guava-4734 8 points 10m ago
I had once and I actually stopped and stared for a minute to make sure my eyes weren’t playing tricks on me.
TRoseee 4 points 10m ago
The chorizo was like this too!!
Sholeran 2 points 10m ago
I pray it never makes a return
veggiemans 4 points 10m ago
this happens with like every breakfast sandwich for me
bagel0verl0rd 4 points 10m ago
or with the turkey bacon, that was always my biggest problem lol
udderlymoovelous 2 points 10m ago
I swear I never had this issue with the old ovens. It’s so weird, but it happens with all of the sandwiches (mostly the turkey bacons)
floofxs2 2 points 10m ago
The cheese and the top bun of the impossible gotta go. Do not like
Deep-Application-713 2 points 10m ago
Hilarious I thought it only happened to me 🤣🤣
Hazel_is_Trans 2 points 10m ago
The oven button never work
Buttafly_360 1 points 10m ago
It slides right off😭💀
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