Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Did they really just say/ask that? let's hear the best you've heard. (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by chef_vet
Can I have a diet coke?
Can I have the impossible burger with cheese?
We don't have burgers. We have an impossible breakfast sandwhich, it's a sausage type burger that isn't meat.
Yea I guess that'll be ok.
Can I get a vanilla bean Frappuccino with 1 and a half shots?
I need extra caffeine, Can I just get a coke?
I'll have a tall pike. And 12 pumps of pumpkin on the side.
Can I have the impossible burger with cheese?
We don't have burgers. We have an impossible breakfast sandwhich, it's a sausage type burger that isn't meat.
Yea I guess that'll be ok.
Can I get a vanilla bean Frappuccino with 1 and a half shots?
I need extra caffeine, Can I just get a coke?
I'll have a tall pike. And 12 pumps of pumpkin on the side.
kaynist 17 points 10m ago
can you do the cold brew hot
purplejanuary14 1 points 10m ago
Lmaooo
imlivinginurwall 17 points 10m ago
Can I get a grande?
Of course, of what drink?
Grande.
Of what?
Medium.
Of course, of what drink?
Grande.
Of what?
Medium.
zoooooobee 11 points 10m ago
"Can i get a venti pumpkin scone"
"We don't have sizes for the scones"
"Oh okay, just a grande then"
"We don't have sizes for the scones"
"Oh okay, just a grande then"
vivnaomi 9 points 10m ago
Cappuccino. No foam
PayObjective123 8 points 10m ago
βYβall got bobba?β
dregonzz 7 points 10m ago
π: Fellow partner
π€‘: Customer
π€‘: Can I get a large chai latte?
π: "Sure, would you like that iced or hot?"
π€‘: "What's the difference....?"
π:
π€‘:
π: *Looks at me on bar visibly baffled*
π€‘:
π: "...one is hot.... The other has ice and is cold..."
π€‘: "Oh okay iced then"
ππππππππππππ
π€‘: Customer
π€‘: Can I get a large chai latte?
π: "Sure, would you like that iced or hot?"
π€‘: "What's the difference....?"
π:
π€‘:
π: *Looks at me on bar visibly baffled*
π€‘:
π: "...one is hot.... The other has ice and is cold..."
π€‘: "Oh okay iced then"
ππππππππππππ
durqandat 4 points 10m ago
βWe should be allowed to work food service with acrylic nails and wear crocs to workβ
Urmomscoochiehairs 3 points 10m ago
People who get 9 shots of decaf
Urmomscoochiehairs 3 points 10m ago
Can yβall do decaf cold brew?
Oat milk cold foam
Carmel macchi cha toe
Teatra
Can I get a pike with half steamed cream?
βIβm gonna ring this up as a misto for you itβs easier to order it next timeβ
What the hell is a Misto I donβt want that
βA misto is half steamed milk and half coffeeβ
I want a pike with half steamed cream !!!
Oat milk cold foam
Carmel macchi cha toe
Teatra
Can I get a pike with half steamed cream?
βIβm gonna ring this up as a misto for you itβs easier to order it next timeβ
What the hell is a Misto I donβt want that
βA misto is half steamed milk and half coffeeβ
I want a pike with half steamed cream !!!
overturned23 3 points 10m ago
Do you guys have soup?
Do you guys have coke?
Is there alcohol in the strawberry acai?
Cold brews are cold right?
Are frappucinos hot?
Do you guys have coke?
Is there alcohol in the strawberry acai?
Cold brews are cold right?
Are frappucinos hot?
flamingavocados 3 points 10m ago
βCan I have a pike half cold brewβ
goblincorewhore 3 points 10m ago
what do you mean you don't have hot frappuccinos?
strawberry akwee
dark roast misto pour over with 3.5 shots [super rude regular]
large butter croissant
mocho loco coco [very drunk guy who pulled through the drive thru 3 times after we closed]
strawberry akwee
dark roast misto pour over with 3.5 shots [super rude regular]
large butter croissant
mocho loco coco [very drunk guy who pulled through the drive thru 3 times after we closed]
kaynist 1 points 10m ago
tai chi lattes
Urmomscoochiehairs 1 points 10m ago
Can I get the strawberry hot?
*proceeds to make us steam strawberry aΓ§aΓ*
*proceeds to make us steam strawberry aΓ§aΓ*
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Urmomscoochiehairs 1 points 10m ago
Egg roll bro were across the street from a Panda Express
floofxs2 1 points 10m ago
Why do so many people call that sandwich a burger? Even baristas..
redaman-cy 1 points 10m ago
We were only making her drink and she was watching the whole time so she watched us blend it and all that. Partner hands it to her and she said "can you warm it up?"
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