A trick I have learned in life:

"Every microphone is hot, and every camera is filming."

damn i’ve been asked this at least 12 times now lol. then asking if we have anything similar

Out of curiosity…what did the drink end up being? 🤣

Some little kid came in yesterday and asked me for it. I asked what the ingredients were and she said she wasn’t sure but that it was blue, and it was on the secret menu. I had to explain to this poor child that the secret menu isn’t real, it’s made up on the internet, and that we don’t have anything in our store that would make a blue drink. Then I looked it up and realized it was some dude on TikTok who just put blue gatorade and gummy worms into a Starbucks cup to troll people.

My favorite response is, “that’s not an item on our menu but if you find the recipe online we’d be happy to make it for you!”

NO WAY some lady walked in my store with her daughter asking if I knew what this was and when I said no she left😭😭

oh i LOVE telling customers that it's urnex or windex they have been pranked bamboozled made a fool and i want to be the one to break the news to them it's such a high

“There’s a cvs right there, they sell the ingredients. I can give u a Starbucks cup tho.”

One time I accidentally left my headset on to where everyone at the speaker could hear me and I deff said what the fuck way to loud.

I tell people it’s only able to be drank once bc it’s toxic and you won’t live to drink it again

Remember on the headsets, A is for assholes, B is for buddies.

i get kids asking for this at least once a week lol

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