I’ll have the Oreo Cakepop(self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Live_Sympony
This girl in drive thru is ordering from the back seat and says “can I get the Oreo Cakepop?”
Me: “yeah the cookies and cream cakepop?”
Her: “no. The Oreo Cakepop”
Me: “we don’t carry an Oreo Cakepop. We have a cookies and cream cakepop”
Her: *rolls up window and dad finishes order*
When they got up to the window I very loudly said “here are your cookies and cream cakepops”
Small victory but very satisfying for me 😂
Edit: I know they’re the same thing. But my store is very heavy on calling things their proper names to avoid the dm coming down on us for calling something a trademarked name. Can’t really call a cookies and cream cakepop an Oreo Cakepop if it doesn’t have Oreos in it 😅
cats_with_tentacles190 points10m ago
Someone pulled up and ordered a medicine ball today, so I said "The honey citrus mint? Got it" and she went, "I guess, if thats what you want to call it" like........ yes, that is what I want to call it. Because that is its name. smh
lilkiosk110 points10m ago
Honey citrus mint is absolutely a hill I will die on. I’m sick of all of the very obviously ill customers coming in hacking up a lung begging for a medicine ball.
Snarfungus52 points10m ago
during peak covid when people would come through the drive thru obviously sick and not wear a mask to get a ‘cold buster’. like sir there’s an 90% chance you have covid and not a cold stay home plz 😭
Live_Sympony [OP]33 points10m ago
People at my store would call it the Covid tea. I’m like sir get out of my drive thru
Snarfungus19 points10m ago
literally. just uber eats it if you need it that bad
amaris-ballamira09207 points10m ago
We had a similar problem with this as well. It got so bad that half our partners were out sick and we were running the store with a two man team most of that time. :,)
Snarfungus2 points10m ago
yeah, my store spread covid around twice during my time there, but i think it had happened once before where everyone just got sick in waves and only 3-4 people were available to work. we’d work 7-3 cause we only had enough people for one shift
b__mo5 points10m ago
Thisssssss! Esp during covid its like bro this isn’t going to help you, go to the doctor 🫠🫠🫠
Live_Sympony [OP]87 points10m ago
It’s gotten to a point with people getting mad about us calling it a honey citrus mint tea that we have to tell people “we cannot legally call it a medicine ball because it offers no medicinal properties and because the name is trademarked by coffee bean” (idk if it is or not but if it gets them to shut up I’ll take it)
alexkerie24 points10m ago
this! i even tell my partners to stop calling it that because of the same reason that we can’t call it that but they all roll their eyes at me.
VibraniumQueen-35 points10m ago
Idk I work at a Target Starbucks and we still call it a medicine ball
SNES1828 points10m ago
Technically we’re not allowed to call it a medicine ball because it has no medicinal properties to it. I will tell customers that all the time until they ordered it properly, or stopped talking to me about it.
sweatshirtsweatpants1 points10m ago
I thought “medicine ball” is discouraged bc of FDA’s definition of medicine.
No_Indication_5205128 points10m ago
I remember being brand new and repeating the order back to a customer with starbucks standard names and they laughed and said "I don't understand why all starbucks are so intent on correcting paying customers on their order" I looked at her blankly and said "Its my job to clarify what you ordered so that you end up getting the items you paid for" she then said "it seems insulting" and I said "I assure you that it isn't personal, its only my third week."
Now when I correct people its definitely personal, stop calling the drink you order every week by a name that isn't a real thing and making me play connect the dots. I don't have energy for this anymore.
beeilluminati21 points10m ago
i would've been like so you don't want what you ordered? wouldn't it be more insulting naming something it isn't? people live in their own little worlds
SNES18214 points10m ago
If it seems personal to you, then you must be an idiot. Any smart person would love a confirmation.
RyusuiJL6 points10m ago
"What's insulting is hassling an overworked employee over trying to ensure your order is punched in and made properly. What's insulting is your complete lack of gratitutde, and, in fact, condescension to someone who is making sure you actually get what you want."
JibJab19943 points10m ago
Why do they always think it’s about them? The fragile egos on some of our customers is so frustrating!!!
OGbananaranium95 points10m ago
I love when customers try to correct us
Like yeah sure you wanna come put on an apron and help out for a little while since you basically know how to do our job
icedcarfee1 points10m ago
my favorite line since they obviously know how to do our job better
hotlinee65 points10m ago
I had someone insist that they wanted the Dragonfruit refresher w lemonade. I ring it up and they huff and say “Not the MANGO dragonfruit, just the DRAGONFRUIT refresher w lemonade”
like.. yes.. it’s called the mango drangonfruit
Snarfungus31 points10m ago
i’ve had this exact thing happen to me, or they’ll say ‘can i get the meghan dragonfly’ ‘okay a mango dragonfruit’ ‘no, a MEGHAN DRAGONFLY’
wam1154 points10m ago
My store had sold out of mango dragonfruit and strawberry acai base. So I had to let the customers ordering the refreshers that we sold out. One customer asked me “can you just take out the mango and give me the dragonfruit juice?” And I was like “um, no. The premade mix has mango and dragonfruit flavor.” She was confused and I was like “if I could take out the mango, I would’ve rung it up. What else can I get for you?” 😂😂😂 she ordered a ice peach green tea lemonade and left confused.
sydneypaul172 points10m ago
we were all out of mango dragonfruit and a lady ordered a dragon drink. dto told her we’re all out of md, she said “no i don’t want that. i want the dragon drink”, so dto explained that we use the md juice to make the dragon drink and she said “no that’s not true, i always get this and i’m allergic to mangoes”
mymelodywithaglock28 points10m ago
customers have 100% no idea what they’re actually ordering, but will still absolutely make you feel awful for even trying to clarify for you and them. so many people are like “can i get the…brown sugar….?” and i quip back, “brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso?” and they are always looked shocked and said yea that one and i always try to lighten the mood by laughing *with* them and saying “yeah, it’s a mouthful for sure! we got so many silly names huh?” and they’ll usually laugh and agree, deescalating the situation. i hate it sometimes though, like idk it’s not THAT much to say, and it’s the drink YOU like, i feel like they should know what it’s called 😭 but they’ll call a drink anything other than it’s standard name
b__mo10 points10m ago
It’s always like a foreign language to them 🤷🏽♀️ we had a regular come through dt everyday and ask for the “strawberry aci akai açaí” then when we say “strawberry açaí refresher?” “Hahaha oh yes that one” and by the 3rd time it’s not funny anymore 😅😅😅
KaoriLikesWatari17 points10m ago
God that reminds me of when I was in DTO and this asswipe grown backwards cap middle aged raised-suspension fuckboy, wanted a “Nitro”, I said sure “Grande Nitro Cold Brew, anything else?” “NOT THE NITRO COLD BREW, JUST THE DAMN NITRO”. I honestly can’t imagine someone doing that to them where they work. The fucking audacity
geekgurl8120 points10m ago
I woulda handed them an empty cup and told them we unhooked the tap and filled their cup with just nitrogen. Congrats.
KaoriLikesWatari2 points10m ago
You’re amazing 💚
insertusernameplease8 points10m ago
Someone asked for a cookies and cream frap yesterday which honestly threw me off but they wanted the mocha cookie crumble
ETA I meant they asked for an Oreo frap but I guess my brain stopped working when I typed this lmao
Live_Sympony [OP]2 points10m ago
Ooo that but with white mocha actually does taste like a cookies and cream frappe. I personally really like it
insertusernameplease2 points10m ago
Oops I meant to say they asked For an Oreo frap but I bet that does taste like one!
sweatshirtsweatpants4 points10m ago
Sometimes…you just have to speak their language.
Live_Sympony [OP]3 points10m ago
Omg that reminds me of when a guy called the strawberry overnight oats the “strawberry parlay” and no one corrected him 😂 we all started talking in pirate accents after that
jazzysoranio3 points10m ago
I mean, but you’re right. We DON’T have Oreos and we’re not associated with Nabisco. Just like we don’t have medicine and we don’t make balls out of it.
Pineapplekc1 points10m ago
Idk I don’t see how this is something to make fun of the customer for, they’re the same thing. Cookies and cream and Oreo.
horriblyIndecisive2 points10m ago
Its not making fun of them. I dont fault ppl for not knowing but I do fault them for doubling down on incorrect names after being corrected by someone who works there. They ask for something by the incorrect name and will probably get upset if the baristas punch in what they think they are actually asking for. It saves everyone the trouble to call it correctly and it doesn't hurt anybody.
Professional_Pie5776-5 points10m ago
it’s not even a big deal to me, if i know what they’re talking about i’ll add it to their order. no need to be so salty.
Dazzling_Pop_7073-3 points10m ago
Why does it matter if they say the name correctly you knew damn well what they meant , I can't get behind this lol
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