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Stop this madness (they wanted it blended too) (i.redd.it)
submitted by Lopsided-Procedure63
Dropthetenors 103 points 10m ago
Be truthful. Did you count 45 pumps. Or just open a bottle and pour?
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 109 points 10m ago
I had to count 💀 customer was watching me
roundfarm1 20 points 10m ago
Did they see you take a pic?
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 59 points 10m ago
Nawp, they left when they saw me pump the 45 and I snuck in the pic when they turned around
jazzysoranio 5 points 10m ago
Sleuthy! 👍👍
ohhot-pot-ao 42 points 10m ago
Fuck I woulda just opened a bottle and poured, they aren't gonna know the difference 🤣
OGbananaranium 84 points 10m ago
How do these people still have teeth????
Chicachicaboomx2 13 points 10m ago
Right, lol
OkBee5311 3 points 10m ago
or working arteries
i_saw_a_tiger 3 points 10m ago
RIP to their pancreas
Brooklynbubbles 44 points 10m ago
Do they add coffee? Like an inch?
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 25 points 10m ago
Basically yeah
itsyaboimikey_ 15 points 10m ago
more like a drop
Noah_PpAaRrKkSs 29 points 10m ago
I would have said no. 🤷♂️
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 45 points 10m ago
Honestly I wish but they’re regulars and order this often so we can’t really refuse them anymore
StuffiesAndBeatSaber 33 points 10m ago
It's okay, they can't be regulars for long if they get this everytime. It'll catch up to them 💀
bookishwannabe 28 points 10m ago
Honestly! At what point do we get to say no to this nonsense 😭 No one should need 45 pumps of ANYTHING.
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 58 points 10m ago
This isn’t even the worst thing they ordered 😭 I remember vividly, the most atrocious thing they got was a latte with 40 pumps of Vanilla, 35 White Mocha, 40 Caramel (they wanted the full so that’s abt 80), BLENDED, with whip cream, caramel drizzle, and cinnamon dolce + reg. cinnamon on top. Kicker was that I was closing and this was five minutes before close 💀
IcyColdBrew 33 points 10m ago
What are they, methed out human flies or something?
bookishwannabe 18 points 10m ago
(Deleted other comment because I realized I misread.)
But… first of all I cannot imagine the price of that. I want to ring it up tomorrow at work lol. Second, that truly sounds like the worst possible thing I could ever drink. And before close! Idk how you did it.
But… first of all I cannot imagine the price of that. I want to ring it up tomorrow at work lol. Second, that truly sounds like the worst possible thing I could ever drink. And before close! Idk how you did it.
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 18 points 10m ago
I tried the leftover batch and swear I never wanted to brush my teeth so badly 💀
Also idk how I enjoyed my way through that either I was still new and optimistic so I was just happy to be there 🥲
Also idk how I enjoyed my way through that either I was still new and optimistic so I was just happy to be there 🥲
Cultural-Ad1167 2 points 9m ago
Customers can get up to 99 pumps per syrup addition, so mean that if they get charged .60 each for the vanilla and caramel and .80 for the white mocha, they can get up to 99 pumps of EACH syrup.
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ezranilla 7 points 10m ago
have you watched them drink these concoctions?
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 41 points 10m ago
Yeah, they usually sit down and finish it before leaving as me and and co workers watch from a distance like 👁👁
Katerade__ 2 points 10m ago
I would be fired by now if I worked there. I would have told them how DISGUSTING they are. And made a snide comment about how it’s their funeral, literally.
CaliforniaPotato 2 points 10m ago
bro how much does that cost? also i wanna know how many calories that is lmao
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Necessary_Low939 22 points 10m ago
Damn I can taste the classic
WallyBBunny 16 points 10m ago
My husband deadass asked me if the people who ordered this are going to die. With the amount of sugar in that I don’t really have an answer for him. 🥲
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 16 points 10m ago
It’s actually worrying with how often they order this ‘drink’ 💀
Impressive_Yellow_86 13 points 10m ago
What was the drink?? I'm so concerned that it has added shot and 45 pumps
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 20 points 10m ago
Venti blonde vanilla latte with 45 pumps in total :,)
Impressive_Yellow_86 16 points 10m ago
Welp, if the 3 shots of blonde doesn't wake them up, the sugar will 100% will.
sam_thegod 10 points 10m ago
How can people be so ignorant towards their health
zydr8te 2 points 10m ago
People are addicted to sugar
evviiieeee 6 points 10m ago
can someone translate this for those of us who speak sticker
Lopsided-Procedure63 [OP] 1 points 10m ago
Venti blonde vanilla latte with 45 pumps of syrup 💀
foxygrandma101 6 points 10m ago
I think this person wants some coffee with their vanilla
vegan-trash 6 points 10m ago
What is the modifier in the drink column?
Nraveles11 2 points 10m ago
V l for vanilla latte. Blonde vanilla latte with 45 pumps
Potential_External67 5 points 10m ago
Lol I had a customer get a tall coffee with 15 classic in it. It was half the cup! People are crazy!
Nraveles11 3 points 10m ago
Customer gets this everyday at my store. Everyday. I do not know how they’re still alive
Agreeable-Apricot-13 5 points 10m ago
Ok fuck this, every store needs a nutritionist on hand. Somebody has to stop people from ordering syrup slushies
vareenoo 4 points 10m ago
for everyone wondering the syrup alone is 225g of sugar and 900 calories… 💀
addyalivia 2 points 10m ago
FOURTY FIVE PUMPS? HELL NO
FillJust8959 2 points 10m ago
What the hell! This is terrifying
Nraveles11 2 points 10m ago
What the actual fuck
jordan_leigh 2 points 10m ago
And does that say 8 shots? Or B for Blonde espresso?
Nraveles11 2 points 10m ago
B for blonde
IdLikeToBuyA-Vowel 1 points 10m ago
Ayo, just buy the bottle online
smaugdterrible 1 points 10m ago
45 pumps? or 4 to 5 pumps? hahahaha
jazzysoranio 1 points 10m ago
I mean, at this point, just save yourself five dollars and buy a whole bag of sugar at Walmart and mix it with water at home.
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mowwyowo 1 points 10m ago
100 hummingbirds in a trench coat ordered this
raycamaro 1 points 10m ago
Did you make them sign a release?
AuntieRia1128 1 points 10m ago
Dammmm, that is like a 3rd of the bottle!!!
I wish we could cut people off like a bar tender gets to do… we had someone get a nitro with 6 shots in it once and my barista said “am I allowed to give him this”? And I said, if the system lets them order it, then we gotta make it… 🤦🏽♀️
I wish we could cut people off like a bar tender gets to do… we had someone get a nitro with 6 shots in it once and my barista said “am I allowed to give him this”? And I said, if the system lets them order it, then we gotta make it… 🤦🏽♀️
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wellthisisjusttiring 1 points 10m ago
Always praying this is just laziness on their part for some extreme baking they have planned and they’re not going to drink it.
Don’t take that from me…
Don’t take that from me…
goblincorewhore 1 points 10m ago
I would die
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