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Full History - 2022 - 09 - 13 - ID#xd5oaz
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Wtf Mike?!? (i.redd.it)
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holldizzle024 109 points 10m ago
mike had a free drink, mike wanted the most bang for his buck, mikes probably gonna be in the hospital after this
user_undefined_ 71 points 10m ago
They went through the app and literally added every single thing down the line, to the maximum they could which is 12. I just did it in my app and the total was $37.29. Absolutely abhorrent. Did it even fit in the cup?!?! Did you see Mike?! We need more.
neilgreenbreen 49 points 10m ago
Not me putting that cup to the side and “forgetting” about it
ItzBoogieMan 6 points 10m ago
Nah I’m forgetting about it until they actually come for the drink. Fuck that
knufflebunnie 31 points 10m ago
What did this monstrosity look like when it was done? This shit wouldn't even fit in a cup.
coffee-and-chillll 23 points 10m ago
Wtf. This truly looks like a child got into the app and went wild with the modifications…but sadly I get the feeling this was an adult
Minimum_Class_8132 21 points 10m ago
mike definitely poops once a month
Have_Donut 9 points 10m ago
Well he will be power washing the toilet with diarrhea afterthis
xronnyyx 16 points 10m ago
this has to be a joke..? 😅😅 did anyone pick it up??
mama_bibi 13 points 10m ago
I really don't understand why they would be a cap on modifications. ESPECIALLY if it's a stars drink. Like why wouldn't a company put a max on a reward drink? I genuinely belive they enjoy the torture of their baristas
_coca_cola_cherry_ 10 points 10m ago
So wait, it was 12 affogato shots AND 12 in the frappe? Holy hell Mike
Torirock10 8 points 10m ago
mike definitely didn’t pick this up
Jadenvicious1 7 points 10m ago
Bro I just posted this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
testingaurora 6 points 10m ago
I would bet money Mike showed up 39 seconds later and vigorously looked for his finished sludge, then leaned over the counter watching and counting each pump/shot , calling out “more mocha drizzle in there” “it’s EXTRA caramel crunch” then sighs with disgust as it’s leaking out the top.
BlacksmithOwn908 5 points 10m ago
What gets me is the sugar free vanilla along with everything else, like seriously why add that, what’s it gonna do besides take up space, also 12 affogato shots plus 12 pumps of frap roast I’m worried for this man’s heart
GoldennTrash 5 points 10m ago
looks like someone lost a bet and now they have to drink that
long-pit 4 points 10m ago
Fucking.............. of course it's a mobile order.
mrcupcake18 3 points 10m ago
I would absolutely REFUSE to make this drink like at some point enough is enough man 😂
Unknownbarista202 3 points 10m ago
My area coach is called Mike and not gonna lie this is something he’d do
FlatAddress 2 points 10m ago
Mike said “ooo pretty buttons”
awkward_cat_man_ 2 points 10m ago
*quits*
xthefabledfox 2 points 10m ago
I would literally just throw some shit in there and call it a day
Alefur 2 points 10m ago
Genuinely would want to see this man drink it.
_luziferr_ 2 points 10m ago
sometimes i wonder if they do this on purpose to cause a reaction :/
icech1ps 2 points 10m ago
mike's arteries ???-2022
RubySapphireSage 2 points 10m ago
Sick of this shiz
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BrightAngelBarista 1 points 10m ago
“I’m so fancy…”
hmarie0716 1 points 10m ago
At this point, just close the store and give Mike a refund.
Tdawwg78 1 points 10m ago
No way mike picked this up.. this happens all the time people see 150 stars are about to expire and this is their way of siren revenge. Why even waste our time ? We don’t make the rules . Actually the real question Mike is why waste YOUR time? Get a life !

Edit: just saw the time it was ordered.. that’s extra cruel dude!
Accurate-Bumblebee14 1 points 10m ago
Nope.
PetMySquid 1 points 10m ago
When Mike showed up to pick up that behemoth of a sugar slurpee I’d just hand him my apron and tell him to stuff it. All of that won’t fit in the BLENDER my guy, let alone the fucking venti cup
mewwissa 1 points 10m ago
When people do this I just put whatever tf in it and they never even noticed
nateilebode 1 points 10m ago
No fucking way he’s serious
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