Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Dear Customers and Your Cold Brew (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by dayahorne
I'm not sure who needs to hear this but the sweet cream and cold brew are two completely different things.
Also if I'm out of cold brew, I cannot under any circumstances serve you fucking cold brew.
If I tell you that I'm out of cold brew, that mean I cannot give you vanilla sweet cream cold brew instead. Nor Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew. Nor fucking nitro. I can give you foam and iced coffee w/ a add shot.
With that being said, if we tell you our espresso machine is down for maintenance, and I tell you I can't make a latte. That means no machiatos or white mochas. Nothing with shots. Nor can I steam anything.
Note: my store only has one of everything.
Also if I'm out of cold brew, I cannot under any circumstances serve you fucking cold brew.
If I tell you that I'm out of cold brew, that mean I cannot give you vanilla sweet cream cold brew instead. Nor Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew. Nor fucking nitro. I can give you foam and iced coffee w/ a add shot.
With that being said, if we tell you our espresso machine is down for maintenance, and I tell you I can't make a latte. That means no machiatos or white mochas. Nothing with shots. Nor can I steam anything.
Note: my store only has one of everything.
IdLikeToBuyA-Vowel 79 points 10m ago
So what you’re saying is… I CAN get my cold brew??
ZombieLlamaSlays 7 points 10m ago
☠️
turtlegoose2011 69 points 10m ago
can i just get it iced then?
DingleberriesInMyBut 39 points 10m ago
Ok so just give me a decaf latte instead. I’ll take it iced so you don’t have to steam anything
Necessary_Low939 37 points 10m ago
Can I get a decaf cold brew then? U should have that if u don’t have regular 🤡🤡
darkwolf523 3 points 10m ago
Dammit. You beat me to it
Necessary_Low939 2 points 10m ago
😂😂😂
doctor4th 34 points 10m ago
“Can I get an iced PSL?”
“Sorry, we’re out of pumpkin sauce”
“That’s okay, you can just stir some pumpkin cold foam into an iced latte instead”
“Sorry, we’re out of pumpkin sauce”
“That’s okay, you can just stir some pumpkin cold foam into an iced latte instead”
Accomplished_Past_10 25 points 10m ago
But the other starbucks lets me have decaf coldbrew..
darkwolf523 3 points 10m ago
That still confused me tbh. Like who the fuck is doing this lol
CobaltLemon 3 points 10m ago
Making a decaf Americano and calling it a day is my best guess.
darkwolf523 1 points 10m ago
True but why not let the customer know it’s not a cold brew but a Americano
Impressive-Coast-158 18 points 10m ago
"Can I get an Americano?"
-I'm sorry, our espresso machine is down. Can I get you anything else?
"Can I get a Vanilla Latte?"
-No, I'm sorry. We can't serve anything with espresso, because our machine is down. Can I get you anything else?
"Can I get a Pumpkin Spice?"
-A frappuccino?
"No, the latte."
-........I hate you.
-I'm sorry, our espresso machine is down. Can I get you anything else?
"Can I get a Vanilla Latte?"
-No, I'm sorry. We can't serve anything with espresso, because our machine is down. Can I get you anything else?
"Can I get a Pumpkin Spice?"
-A frappuccino?
"No, the latte."
-........I hate you.
dayahorne [OP] 17 points 10m ago
I'm so happy your all playing along lmao, because they make me scream.
jams1015 12 points 10m ago
Fine, fine, fine. I'll take a frappucinno instead. Oh, but instead of the frap roast, can you sub for cold brew?
xCherryBombshell 9 points 10m ago
Customer complaint: "everytime I visit this location THEY NEVER HAVE COLD BREW,"
SirenSimp 8 points 10m ago
can u blend a birthday cake pop into my cold brew frappucino with 5 avocado shots pls
dayahorne [OP] 2 points 10m ago
Oh my god when I first started starbucks four years ago, this lady asked for a affogato shot. And I repeated her order back because it was long. And I said "okay so thats blah blah blah, with 2 affogato shots."
With her finger in the air and neck roll, "not Avocado, affogato."
With her finger in the air and neck roll, "not Avocado, affogato."
Potential_Drag_1924 7 points 10m ago
Are you making cold brew? I can wait a few minutes until it’s done
mallh0e 6 points 10m ago
That’s okay, I’ll just get a cold brew!
snarky_fireball21 6 points 10m ago
But mocha doesn't have shots in it.
ProudChoferesClaseB 5 points 10m ago
if there's no cold brew, and no espresso machine, then why am I going to starbucks?
Like, McDonald's does drip coffee just fine...
Like, McDonald's does drip coffee just fine...
patrickburn 4 points 10m ago
“Blender is down, no frappuccinos today sorry.”
“Well can I still get a caramel Frappuccino?” *facepalm*
“Well can I still get a caramel Frappuccino?” *facepalm*
dayahorne [OP] 3 points 10m ago
Well then can I get vanilla sweet cream cold brew with extra foam.
patrickburn 1 points 10m ago
But then you’d just want it blended anyway.
ari_thedarkone 2 points 10m ago
You can tell people that you literally have no ice and they’ll still ask for Frappuccinos and “regular” ice. Whatever that means 🫠
darkwolf523 2 points 10m ago
Can I get a decaf nitro then
foxygrandma101 1 points 10m ago
Oh that’s alright I’ll take my cold brew hot
Fair-Technician-9892 1 points 10m ago
I said I wanted it hot. Do you even fuckin listen?
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