Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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my actual face at 5:30 this morning while reading and mentally processing "1/3 decaf tall latte" (i.redd.it)
submitted by mileygirl08
psionicillusionist 44 points 10m ago
It's cute how they think they can order such a precise measurement of caffeine from a fast food equivalent. So foolish. Almost innocent.
Paint_Frequent 25 points 10m ago
No bc I got one today and I was like how the hell do I make it 1/3 decaf I just did a 1/2 decaf bc I was gunna fry my Brain
Torirock10 8 points 10m ago
i would jus do full decaf
EyesOpenedWide31 8 points 10m ago
So decaf. Lol
traderjoeszhoug 7 points 10m ago
my rule of thumb for impossible decaf fractions is that you can always round up the decaf, but never round down. e.g. 2/3 decaf grande latte becomes all decaf, 1/3 decaf grande latte becomes 1/2 caf
awkwardcrepe 6 points 10m ago
There’s this regular that does a mobile 2/3 decaf Misto and we don’t keep decaf coffee brewed like pike and stuff (idk how other stores are) so basically it’s a pour over every damn time during peak!
BeardiesRule112 16 points 10m ago
Nah they’re getting a decaf americano
mar121212 6 points 10m ago
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
Necessary_Low939 5 points 10m ago
I always do 1/2 decaf when this happens.
ZombieLlamaSlays 4 points 10m ago
Like … what does it even mean?
BrightAngelBarista 1 points 10m ago
Just so I understand sir… Time to rename the tip jar …
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