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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 09 - 17 - ID#xgstox
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barlemniscate 112 points 9m ago
There’s a guy who comes through my work and always gets a grande hot latte with 20 sugars. Every time.
Most people usually just use classic syrup, but I’m a stickler for the whole “people should know what they’re putting into their bodies” thing, so I take half an hour to do the 20 sugars.
capsule_of_anxiety1 37 points 9m ago
It’d go faster if you opened them 4 at a time, shaking them before you open.
barlemniscate 28 points 9m ago
I do, and I use scissors. The 30 minutes was a gross exaggeration.
capsule_of_anxiety1 16 points 9m ago
Oh good 😅 I knew some baristas that actually would open each sugar individually lol
floofxs2 50 points 9m ago
There’s so many people who want like 15+ Splenda and I don’t get it because it’s way sweeter than regular sugar.
CalDoesMaths 41 points 9m ago
We have one customer who orders 25 Splenda in his coffee or tea or whatever he ends up choosing and gets like 5 of them a day with refills. Dude is super creepy and banned from like half the stores in our district.
P_2_P 16 points 9m ago
Slap him with our refill policy, of 2 hours in store only.
SelocAvrap 5 points 9m ago
I knew it was in store only, but do you know when it started being only up to 2 hours?
trmbnplyr1993 4 points 9m ago
I think it is just their store that does 2 hour refills.
P_2_P 5 points 9m ago
Im pretty sure that’s the official corporate policy
CalDoesMaths 2 points 9m ago
He sits there for like 12 hours -_- 😭
ImaginaryPick8885 21 points 9m ago
Basically a Iced Pumpkin Spice Latte with less pumpkin Spice and some water in it unless that soy meant no water.
caitlin_marie_gg 22 points 9m ago
but did you see the 20 splendas
ImaginaryPick8885 15 points 9m ago
Yea that too, but I'm used to people adding weird sweeteners. Weird or out normal to me is a customer that came in yesterday wanting 36 half pumps of Vanilla and 28 half pumps in a Trenta cold brew with SC cause they didn't like the taste of coffee. It was originally rung up a grqnde nitro cold brew with 18 pumps vanilla, 14 pumps liquid Cane, stirred.
Vinyl-addict 10 points 9m ago
Jesus christ why buy coffee at that point, they would be better off getting a redbull or something and that would actually be cheaper
Accomplished_Cow_116 1 points 9m ago
That’s how I was reading it too. Kinda watered down iced PSL. I mean to each her own. I can’t judge the Splenda too harshly because I used to be one of the ones who used a ton of it.
narviat 17 points 9m ago
charging for the soy? smh, it should be "soy 1/2""
Necessary_Low939 18 points 9m ago
I guess it’s for the opening of 20 splendas lol
narviat 4 points 9m ago
fr tho omg, surely they cant taste the difference between 20 and 10? blech
Necessary_Low939 2 points 9m ago
Lol exactly. Honestly the flavor of Splenda is really striking.
SelocAvrap 5 points 9m ago
Maybe they want more than 4oz
wunderkyn 6 points 9m ago
20? TWENTY?!?! I know their intestines are F*CKED UP🤦🏾‍♂️
lolopie3333 5 points 9m ago
literally just drink water and take caffeine pills atp
Tgamb9 3 points 9m ago
That’s aggressive
barlemniscate 2 points 9m ago
Wait a second
Did y’all charge them for soy milk when it was below 3/4”? That’s like a whole .75 extra they didn’t have to pay.
VibraniumQueen 2 points 9m ago
Turn the 20 Splendas into extra pumpkin sauce and it's just a soy psl
softheartelectricsol 2 points 9m ago
i thought maybe it was a mobile order and they accidentally typed in 20 instead of 2 but noooo it was cafe 😀
ratchet7 2 points 9m ago
I assume they want non-dairy with the soy but the whip is dairy.
Low-End4987 2 points 9m ago
The tag not being perfectly centered
CEOofsecondbreakfast 1 points 8m ago
Naleen I need to speak to you about your Splenda addiction
Tofukjtten 1 points 9m ago
we should really charge like $1 for every 5 packet of "sugar and fauxsugar" for the time it wastes.
Starbucks-sm 1 points 9m ago
All of it. 😂
Gameb0i6 1 points 9m ago
Do these people know that Splenda has been linked to cancer?
ordinarytshirt 1 points 9m ago
no cause we have a regular who gets a pink drink with 45 Splenda 🤢🤢🤢
doobiewave 1 points 9m ago
When are they going to finally roll out a Sugar Free Classic like they did the Sugar Free Simple Syrup with Flavor Reinvention? This smack is bullshit
IdLikeToBuyA-Vowel 1 points 9m ago
They want soy but they also want whip 😀
Alefur 1 points 9m ago
Not nearly enough splenda
W0lf_2020 1 points 9m ago
There’s one guy that comes through and he gets a venti hot caramel macchiato with 20 sugars
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