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Full History - 2022 - 09 - 20 - ID#xj6u30

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why does starbucks food taste like theres zero seasoning in them (self.starbucksbaristas)

submitted by Apart-Win-6848

was eating some egg white bites for my lunch and i realized these bitches got no flavor. I still like them but damn they really did the bare minimum when they made these

mrbubblegxm 71 points 9m ago

because starbucks customer base is a bunch of bland middle class people who are afraid of hot sauce and workers rights

laura4584 15 points 9m ago

Whenever people ordered the sausage wrap, I'd always offer Sriracha. I judged everyone who turned it down, it's so bland and boring.

tantelope 6 points 9m ago

my store has been out of sriracha for four months. we’re all dying. i was spending my tip money on avocado spread for some taste, anything at all, until i gave up and bought a little thing of garlic salt and sriracha to keep in my car for my breaks

overturned23 4 points 9m ago

The sausage wrap literally tasted like nothing dead ass

chipqueen2532 5 points 9m ago

ok this is so true but I cannot stop laughing😭😭

claretamazon 22 points 9m ago

Probably no salt. The feta wrap has the same issue.

MungotheSquirrel 15 points 9m ago

Salt is the one thing they do have unfortunately. That spinach feta wrap? 840mg of sodium (37% of daily requirement). Bacon egg bites have 680mg, egg white bites have just 470!

Starbucks definitely needs to up their seasoning game.

claretamazon 6 points 9m ago

Really? The egg wrap does not taste like it. Some garlic and/or pepper might improve it. Like sautéed garlic.

nicolelynnejones 12 points 9m ago

Unpopular opinion (maybe) but the spinach feta wrap is one of the most ghastly things I’ve ever had the displeasure of tasting

anondondada 1 points 9m ago

ugh it smells so good coming out the oven. finally tried it one day and was highly disappointed

SNES182 1 points 9m ago

The spinach feta wrap is absolutely trash. I agree.

claretamazon 1 points 9m ago

I like it when the rest get bland. The turkey bacon is wet and the impossible is super dry imo.

nicolelynnejones 1 points 9m ago

I just eat the paninis at this point 😞

Apart-Win-6848 [OP] 1 points 9m ago

literally the spinach feta taste like cardboard

rudebii 15 points 9m ago

Because it’s made for the broadest appeal possible.

ScroogeMcDust 13 points 9m ago

That's why I love the Tomato Mozz to death; you can't really go wrong with pesto and garlic

kurokittie 4 points 9m ago

drench everything in our siracha, it automatically makes all our foods (especially the egg bites) 100x more delectable than they actually are 🥴

Apart-Win-6848 [OP] 2 points 9m ago

thats what I usually do but our store hasn’t had sriracha in like a month

mymelodywithaglock 2 points 9m ago

i have to put salt on the double smoke bacon just so it doesn’t taste like only bread 🙁

BrightAngelBarista 2 points 9m ago

Ask for sriracha sauce or avocado, maybe.

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