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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

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How clearly can y’all hear a customer’s farts when they fart in the bathroom? ()
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iStealSharpies 301 points 9m ago
I can’t hear a damn thing between the music, the ovens, the espresso machines, and my inner demons screaming
PavarottiParadiddles 88 points 9m ago
Omg please don’t tell me this is a regular occurrence 😭 if so, sorry lol
Vegan_Sweetie 46 points 9m ago
Not at all. Everything is WAAAY too noisy back here to hear anything
Torirock10 34 points 9m ago
… 😟
verdeuce 28 points 9m ago
New fear unlocked
clarky2o2o 24 points 9m ago
5.1 surround sound. it reverbs around the small room.
SlyCrane 17 points 9m ago
Bertha (the cold brew pump) keeps me from hearing anything at all.

The tinnitus helps me sleep
shesallglowedup 16 points 9m ago
Honestly if I’m in the other bathroom I’ve heard them at like a 3/10
darkwolf523 12 points 9m ago
Um I don’t think I can. Haven’t tried focusing on that
peepeepoopaccount 7 points 9m ago
None, tf kind of customers you got??
gsselph 5 points 9m ago
I can’t even hear the voices in my head let alone a fart when I’m working.
nonogender 5 points 9m ago
lmao the bathroom at the store i worked at was too far away for us to hear anything at all.
MrsOceanGrown 4 points 9m ago
Our back room is up against the wall behind our restrooms. So yes we can hear what’s going on sometimes. Never a fart though, mostly just like banging around noises and i always wonder what’s going on
Sammiche 2 points 9m ago
From the bar or the back? Not at all.

I've done that thing where you put your hands up against your mouth and blow as hard as you can in order to make the noisiest, nastiest fake fart sounds possible, and even after close they only really hear me if they're listening for it.

Loud voices are heard super easily though. I've been in there cleaning and yelled "JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVIN IN A LOOOONELY WOOOOORLD" and was heard clearly in the cafe.

Guess the lower frequencies don't resonate as well.
cocoabutterkissez 2 points 9m ago
wut😭😂😂
miss_nasty_ 2 points 9m ago
Wtf
Jealous_Tie1859 -103 points 9m ago
I will blow up the bathroom for 10 minutes and tell the shift lead that the bathroom is a mess and they will send someone to check it out and do a lil cleaning. and i never close so ive never cleaned the bathrooms! ;)
aronelo 27 points 9m ago
Do y’all not check the bathrooms as part of the CS cycle? They should be getting checked (make sure the TP is stocked, dealing with any crazy messes) ever hour or so and cleaned at least a few times a day.
BatWeary 11 points 9m ago
my store gets enough staffing to have a CS once a month 🫠 every other day we’re running 3 person plays even during peak so it’s safe to say bathrooms are a second thought
[deleted] [OP] 22 points 9m ago
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Jealous_Tie1859 -54 points 9m ago
cuz i was the one that reported the crime lmaooo
mrbubblegxm 41 points 9m ago
u should go to jail 😔
[deleted] [OP] 17 points 9m ago
Totally understand and empathize with blowing up the bathroom during a shift but why is it a mess when you're done? Lmao
soundfanatic 7 points 9m ago
it's all that taco bell u eat, try cutting back and u won't have intestine issues :)
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