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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 10 - 09 - ID#xzmur7
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To the ladies who were laughing at me for needing to reread your iced white mocha with 14 customizations, cold foam, in a Trent’s cup … (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by LeafelB
Go fuck yourselves 🖕🏼
throwaway2825272 227 points 9m ago
technically you could’ve said no to the trenta in the cup request . it’s against policy to add espresso in trenta cups
Chahanler 115 points 9m ago
yea i would never put espresso or fraps in a trenta unless i really liked you
PutSimple3134 82 points 9m ago
THIS. I hate that other stores do it bc they come to our store and expect us to bend the rules because someone else did.

Go back to that store then. 😇
thizzinpeace 76 points 9m ago
i had a coworker who would tell ppl like that“what store is it that does this [insert weird illegal customization here] for you? … Thank you, I’ll be informing corporate that they’re not adhering to company protocol” he said it worked every time 😭😭
PutSimple3134 16 points 9m ago
Love this, I’ll be using this from now on. 🙏
CheyenneJudith 6 points 9m ago
My store makes me do it. Along with allowing customers to order only cold foam which is not allowed.
rlogranite 2 points 9m ago
When they say to "they do it at the other store", I confidently and politely say; "they're not supposed to it either".
caligirlthrowaway104 20 points 9m ago
Exactly. Fuck em.
Carsatan 13 points 9m ago
This, I never do it ever
LeafelB [OP] 5 points 9m ago
For some reason my district really just goes ‘fuck the rules’. Multiple locations in my district do not follow standards or policy. It’s really pick and choose with each manager and it gives me a headache. 🙄
ArtWorry 1 points 9m ago
i fully agree on saying no to the “in a trenta” customization, but it’s not against policy to add espresso to a trenta drink. like 100% iced lattes should not being going into trenta cups. that being said cold brews and ice coffees are fully able to have shots put in them.
throwaway2825272 1 points 9m ago
yeah those were excluded in my comment . i’m just not over here allowing trenta lattes or allowing customers to break rules . shots in a coffee or cold brew are fine . i’m just not doing lattes or iced espressos
ArtWorry 1 points 9m ago
no that’s totally valid!!
VentiCupOfIce 198 points 9m ago
I’d love to see people like that work a Starbucks shift
streetratroadie 89 points 9m ago
They really just clicked all the buttons huh
ezranilla 38 points 9m ago
they let their toddler order for them
StillLearning12358 85 points 9m ago
I truthfully believe people make customization strictly because they can. Like they're going to notice one less pump of WM or 1 more pump of caramel... Just order the drink as it is on the menu. maybe add a shot. But these "secret menu" hacks are obscene.




I had someone order 2 tall java chip fraps. But one with 1 extra scoop of chips. I already hate making tall size fraps but to have to make 2 separate ones because of a stupid customization.
Commercial_Amoeba_24 73 points 9m ago
Fraps suck booty. But for this one just double batch it regular, pour one, then add one scoop and blend again.
VentiCupOfIce 33 points 9m ago
Agreed. I wish there was a limit to the customizations one can make through the app. Forcing them to order it to my face so they can feel the sheer embarrassment of having to recite that shit aloud. :)
laura4584 22 points 9m ago
I kinda feel like they'd be the type to just shove their phone in your face.
jjd_yo 12 points 9m ago
Sorry, I’m colorblind. Can you read that out loud for the lobby to hear? x)
ezranilla 8 points 9m ago
say it louder for the baristas in the back
EyesOpenedWide31 21 points 9m ago
And this is why half the time I don’t even put everything in the cup. They never fucking notice. And they walk away happy
miniinovaa 19 points 9m ago
Literally I’ll make cappuccinos, americanos, and such perfectly because I KNOW they know what those are supposed to taste like lol but if they have like 12 pumps of different sugars? Idec if the shots pull right lmao
Ok-Interaction2251 5 points 9m ago
I got called lazy because I didn’t want to memorize a bunch of secret menu bullshit. If it’s that important to you learn what’s in the drink
DogmaticHappiness 39 points 9m ago
And the people laughing at me because I am literally hard of hearing and I can't hear you talk INTO YOUR CAR and not INTO THE SPEAKER and I ask politely to repeat your shitty order.

Go fuck yourselves even harder.
hmarie0716 12 points 9m ago
Usually, I just be straightforward and say, “Hi! Do you mind speaking louder or getting closer to the speaker? I’m having a hard time hearing you and want to make sure I ring your order up correctly.”

It’s nice way of asking them not to do that.
DogmaticHappiness 2 points 9m ago
Yeah. I do the same thing. I literally state I'm hard of hearing and they still laugh at me. So fuck them.
hmarie0716 1 points 9m ago
Wtf? I’m so sorry people are rude like that to you. I wish they had been more understanding of your situation. Sometimes people just don’t understand the extent of their words and/or actions, and it makes things so much more difficult than they need to be :(
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aee78 23 points 9m ago
They'd be getting venti cups and told it's against policy when they complain.
strawberrycoont 7 points 9m ago
I work at a location where it’s normal to get this kind of behavior. People want their order to be perfect but want you to ask them as little as possible. It’s so dumb. It takes everything in me not to roll my eyes at customers like that but I just laugh them off. That way, It gets the point across that they’re the one being ridiculous and you are just doing your job as best as you can. We have the advantage to let them implicitly know they suck without saying much. Their drink is the priority, their attitude isn’t.
Torirock10 7 points 9m ago
u can’t put iced white mocha in trenta cup ☹️☹️
Necessary_Low939 5 points 9m ago
I’ll literally call them out Miss what u laughing bout? That I’m repeating ur order with a million mods? So u don’t try to complain it’s wrong to get a free drink out of us later? Ok.
Wooden_Ad6793 2 points 9m ago
Ok but why do I feel like I’ve had these exact customers 😂 did she tell you like a millions times that she wanted extra caramel?
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