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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

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Question for my fellow baristas! What would y’all do in this situation? (i.redd.it)
submitted by FireDragonSabo
Affectionate_Guava71 530 points 8m ago
give them two peach tea bags and write “an extra peach for my little peach” to increase that crusty connection score
totallyNotEvie8589 57 points 8m ago
alternatively, flashback to 2016 with "an extra mint for MY president"
TransposedApophenia 316 points 8m ago
put one peach and one jade in. leave one of each on top of the lid and let them decide
DraconidZinnia 74 points 8m ago
This is the way
Sharkbot9990 290 points 8m ago
Batch blend it
DaddyFlexSeal 289 points 8m ago
Obviously put an extra bag of Honey Citrus Mint tea
FireDragonSabo [OP] 106 points 8m ago
clearly, how stupid of me 🙄
taaylorjean 42 points 8m ago
actually I ordered a MEDICINE BALL ty
turtlegoose2011 13 points 8m ago
i have a COUGH
reyviivall 276 points 8m ago
3 of each because fuck it why not
sorgte 100 points 8m ago
Chaotic neutral
laughingashley 10 points 8m ago
r/deliciouscompliance
megs1288 27 points 8m ago
This is the one
bellamythos 22 points 8m ago
y’all laugh but the customer who ordered this at my store actually said, when we asked them to clarify, that they wanted 3 of each 😬
Taeharu 267 points 8m ago
Grab 2 of each and randomly drop one. Let fate decide
emotional-trauma 216 points 8m ago
make someone else do it
Shoddy-Trainer-8051 14 points 8m ago
Me whenever I get a drink that I’d rather not problem solve with
kadulee 8 points 8m ago
this one
Nearby-Philosophy-25 183 points 8m ago
Dealer’s choice, add in a emperor’s cloud just for funsies
WarPutrid9625 1 points 8m ago
I love this response haha
RedditQueen21 109 points 8m ago
I had that yesterday and gave them two peach tranquillity and 1 jade citrus mint tea.
trousersquid 47 points 8m ago
That's what I'd do, just because the peach is more subtle
lewabwee 98 points 8m ago
1 peach 1 jade 1 Earl grey
skankhunt_422 95 points 8m ago
3 bags of medicine balls
mangopineappljuulpod 72 points 8m ago
cut open in half a bag of both and then glue them together
yesimabarista 16 points 8m ago
skip the glue, just dump half of each in lmao
turtlegoose2011 8 points 8m ago
frankenbag
FinancialPin20 58 points 8m ago
THE COMMENTS MADE MY NIGHT
FireDragonSabo [OP] 25 points 8m ago
literally why i posted 🤌
coffeeaddict3416 46 points 8m ago
splash of passion tea
crescent_coop 63 points 8m ago
splassion tea
VentingVirgo 44 points 8m ago
Make it the traditional way and wait for them to get there and ask.
neilgreenbreen 43 points 8m ago
Spit in it
SubstantialTree7 39 points 8m ago
Throw in a bag of chai for fun
defendtrevornoah 35 points 8m ago
My instinct told me two jade to increase the minty 😅
megs1288 9 points 8m ago
And the caffeine
clouds183 -28 points 8m ago
jade citrus doesn’t have caffeine. neither does peach tranquility.
megs1288 39 points 8m ago
Jade citrus mint is a green tea that has caffeine. Peach tranquility is an herbal tea that is caffeine free. You can check on the app. Jade citrus is 40 mg for a grande
EthanMCul 20 points 8m ago
mint majesty has no caffeine but jade citrus does.
whatisprofound 26 points 8m ago
Add a bag of whichever tea you were autoshipped extra boxes of. In fact, do that for every drink until you reach par.
BrotatoChip04 23 points 8m ago
I’d just make it normally fuck it
neighborrcat 22 points 8m ago
tea bag the cup 3x
vampi_bbx 22 points 8m ago
someone at my store does this a lot, I usually ask someome to pick one at random amd that's the one they get 😂
megs1288 21 points 8m ago
Give them all the ingredients and tell them to make it themselves
purseEffphony 18 points 8m ago
Isn't there a spurious corrolation between Honey Citrus mint orders and new Covid cases?
Brief_Coat6526 15 points 8m ago
Bag of earl grey
pinkjortz 13 points 8m ago
If they get peppermint I do extra peach, if not I do extra jade
the1noir 9 points 8m ago
Truthfully, whatever is easier to grab at the moment is what they’re getting.
DieLawnUwU 9 points 8m ago
I’ve always done 2 and 2 when that come through when I’m on bar. But in this one I’d make it 3 and 3. They can sort it out if it’s wrong.
xXTimbloXx 7 points 8m ago
Usually I just wait until the customer gets there and ask them what they want
tooshy2usemyrealname 7 points 8m ago
Make it as normal and wait until they got there to ask which extra bag they want
Steevz345 6 points 8m ago
Randomly choose between jade and peach
JoelLibre 6 points 8m ago
Cut open three of each and put them in the cup and then take a piece of gauze and take it to the bottom of the lid so it filters out the leaves when they sip. Not the first time I’ve had to do that sadly.
AdIll7946 5 points 8m ago
leave it completely unmade so when they get there i can ask and they can wait and watch me make it, slowly
ahhpoo 3 points 8m ago
Wait for the water to cool down then teabag it thrice
jordan_leigh 3 points 8m ago
Pick a different 3rd tea.
CrimsonKabuki 3 points 8m ago
Throw in a chai for the heck of it
chai-teaa 3 points 8m ago
If they’re assholes, a third of chai
W0lf_2020 3 points 8m ago
I wait and ask which one they want
taaylorjean 2 points 8m ago
flip a coin, heads it's 3 peach tranquility, tails it's 3 jade citrus mint
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kaynist 2 points 8m ago
id wait till they got there and ask for clarification lol
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sillygoofysecret 1 points 8m ago
cry
gleeful1 1 points 8m ago
Add one mint majesty - cuz that is what should be in the recipe!
Sashimiroll16 1 points 8m ago
Wait until the customer gets there and ask them what tea bag they wanted an extra one of. But u/TransposedApophenia saying give the customer an extra one of each on the side is a lot better than my idea.
xsshazamm 1 points 8m ago
We have a regular that orders theirs like this, we asked one day and they prefer and extra Jade tea bag 🤷🏻‍♂️
AshKB5661 1 points 8m ago
Extra one is a damn Halls Honey Lemon cough drop. Most customers really need one of those RATHER THAN TEA.
ddragon865 1 points 8m ago
I just put 3 of each lmfao
besoinducafe 0 points 8m ago
…. Just put 3 bags. Is it worth being possibly verbally abused by a customer? No but that’s how customer service goes. I’m just tryna to not get abused 😭
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