Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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I want to find the individual responsibile for making our Sriracha. (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by TheWheelZee
And ask them if they've ever actually tasted sriracha. This shit is like strawberry jam, I have to double check to make sure I didn't get ketchup every time!
pettingneos 169 points 8m ago
is it bad? yes.
do i still drown all of our nasty food in it to scarf down SOMETHING on my breaks? absolutely i do.
do i still drown all of our nasty food in it to scarf down SOMETHING on my breaks? absolutely i do.
cancel94 7 points 8m ago
What I do to make one thing more barrable (only if I'm making it) is take a double smoke bacon put the bacon in a short cup with the brown sugar from the oatmeals and shake it and put the bacon back in the sandwich. Then pour the "sriracha" under the cheese. After i cook it open face on two.
neilgreenbreen 107 points 8m ago
It’s white people Sriracha
witcheselementality 55 points 8m ago
As a white person who gets our Sriracha on everything and has never had real Sriracha, I hate how true this probably is
neilgreenbreen 34 points 8m ago
Real sriracha isn’t even that hot tbh but it’s actually a complex flavor with depth. Not whatever it is we sell
sublevel009 32 points 8m ago
So is the "guacamole" spread.
neilgreenbreen 30 points 8m ago
plainest, least flavorful guac ever made. It’s like green wood pulp
MrsClaireUnderwood 21 points 8m ago
But still the most flavorful thing there.
thebestdaysofmyflerm 2 points 8m ago
I won't stand for this Everything Bagel slander.
sublevel009 14 points 8m ago
It's like someone decided garlic was the only flavor that existed. Fuck it, that's mexican enough 🤮
Magnumxl711 1 points 8m ago
I've never seen anyone order it
violaaesthetic 4 points 8m ago
I live in the Southwest, and people get that here. They just don’t call it guac. It’s avocado spread. It doesn’t pretend to be guacamole and nobody here treats it that way. I feel like the avocado spread is a different thing than the Sriracha, which we do label as and refer to as sriracha
sublevel009 2 points 8m ago
Call it whatever ya like. Still tastes like gentrification
zss3zss3zss3 53 points 8m ago
i kinda like it tbh. also convenient it comes in packets so i can hoard it
elinor435 14 points 8m ago
fr tho i think it’s tasty 😭😂
SNES182 40 points 8m ago
I like it, actually. I also like real sriracha. You can’t do any of the wraps without it. Probably less spicy to be more palatable for SB customers.
amassofworms 22 points 8m ago
I like the sweetness of it. It’s not sriracha sure, maybe it should have another name
Cust_service_voice 12 points 8m ago
Wait….You have sriracha?!
nickintheback08 7 points 8m ago
I..think it’s pretty good
theepi_pillodu 5 points 8m ago
Well, these corporations spend millions of dollars on R&D to make it taste good with specific food. Like whatever is missing there in their food would be available here in this sauce.
For instance, taco bell fire sauce is the bomb for taco bell food only. I tried using that sauce for my own homemade sandwiches or wraps or even store bought frozen ones and the taste sucks.
Same with Chick-fil-A or burger king hot sauce, they don't go well with other homemade foods IMO.
For instance, taco bell fire sauce is the bomb for taco bell food only. I tried using that sauce for my own homemade sandwiches or wraps or even store bought frozen ones and the taste sucks.
Same with Chick-fil-A or burger king hot sauce, they don't go well with other homemade foods IMO.
lmcclel 2 points 8m ago
I realized this with McDonald's BBQ sauce... It's amazing on McNuggets; on any non-McD's chicken it is just gross.
StellarOdyssey96 5 points 8m ago
I like it better than real sriracha. And after years of eating the same food items I smother everything in it to keep things exciting lol
the1noir 3 points 8m ago
Y’all tripping, Starbucks siracha is good af
xylophonezygote 3 points 8m ago
You guys still have sriracha?? 😰
derrussian 2 points 8m ago
Theirs is just mote of a sweet chili sirracha, like the sweet chili sauce
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claireisvibing 2 points 8m ago
yes! we finally got it back and it’s so much sweeter i swear. or the break made me realize it wasn’t as good as regular sriracha 😭
neighborhoodswamphag 1 points 8m ago
Lol we don’t even sell ketchup🤣
-Zispy 1 points 8m ago
This is true. However I love our sriracha and wish I could buy less spicy sriracha because I love the flavor but can't do the spiciness because of stomach problems :(
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