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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

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Full History - 2022 - 10 - 19 - ID#y821y5

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My wrist hurts (i.redd.it)

submitted by lildoobieboy

Late_Pomelo_999 181 points 8m ago

“Could I please get spray paint steamed for my latte?”

lildoobieboy [OP] 73 points 8m ago

“Trust me the kids will love this” -some exec somewhere probably

Responsible_Snow7109 164 points 8m ago

"Can i please get the soul of a barista steamed extra hot, no foam. Vanilla sweet cream foam. 2 pumps of expresso.....vanilla latte"

Nraveles11 33 points 8m ago

“Sorry we’re out of souls today :/“

Responsible_Snow7109 28 points 8m ago

"No ur not out of souls. I see a green bean right there. Oh and i kno that term cuz i hAvE a DaUgHtEr ThAt WoRkS aT sTaRbUcKs"

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Responsible_Snow7109 3 points 8m ago

Lmao they think that line gets them anything and gets them all the insider stuff lmao no

Impressive_Yellow_86 118 points 8m ago

What is that?

darkwolf523 59 points 8m ago

Apparently the UK Starbucks got a Halloween Frappuccino

Apprehensive-You5261 5 points 8m ago

Even though they’re a pain I wish we’d get a limited time frap in the US again like a actual good one though like the s’mores for the summer. That was one of the best ones.

neilgreenbreen 84 points 8m ago

god the baristas you put on this earth to serve coffee are doing… whatever the hell this is

clouds183 68 points 8m ago

???? is that food safe ??

RottenFries 306 points 8m ago

yes the food is not in danger👍

Necessary_Low939 1 points 8m ago

LOLOL

QuothTheRaven-Yikes 41 points 8m ago

For a second there I thought we might be getting black sesame seed paste.

LilacFlores 30 points 8m ago

Im very confused

lildoobieboy [OP] 163 points 8m ago

It’s the drizzle for a Halloween frap, seems to be just a Starbucks UK thing

Better_Dust_2364 31 points 8m ago

Y’all get a Halloween frap!? :(

lildoobieboy [OP] 68 points 8m ago

We have a different Halloween frap every year. Last year’s had cherry sauce in it, strawberry frap style, to look like blood and a chocolate zombie finger as a garnish lol

Better_Dust_2364 86 points 8m ago

Cherry sauce!?!? I would have fucked that up. I’m convinced everywhere but the USA gets good shit. What do we get? The unicorn Frappuccino rip

interyx 26 points 8m ago

We used to have them but they stopped for some reason. Probably the same reason our sparks fizzled out.

The Unicorn frappuccino was really, really, really popular and they tried to recapture that lightning with the Crystal Ball, the Tie-Dye, the Zombie frappuccino (which I had completely forgotten about until I started looking these up for this post) and the Witch's Brew. They all had crazy powders, special whipped creams, and complicated builds and... nobody wanted them.

Eventually they stopped sending them to us. We've barely had any cool frappuccinos in the last couple of years but I think that's because of all the product shortages. They can barely make the stuff we're actually supposed to have, let alone special new stuff.

thebestdaysofmyflerm 15 points 8m ago

Be careful what you wish for, this sounds like a pain in the ass to make!

easymachtdas 11 points 8m ago

Right how strange is that, isn’t Halloween a US thing?

Trumps_left_bawsack 15 points 8m ago

Halloween literally started as a pagan holiday in Scotland. It was a thing before America was even a country.

lildoobieboy [OP] 9 points 8m ago

Lived in Europe my whole life, it’s definitely celebrated here but I think mainly influenced by American pop culture

Better_Dust_2364 5 points 8m ago

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING I was like “don’t y’all not even really celebrate that shit” but I didn’t want to to be wrong 😂

liddolrussianlady 3 points 8m ago

Is that the drizzle for the "vampire" sour apple drink?

EliMinivan 3 points 8m ago

Yeah we don't have that here

molwalk 4 points 8m ago

Be glad. It's disgusting

darkwolf523 1 points 8m ago

Rip Op

butterflymomo 11 points 8m ago

i miss when starbucks US did halloween/other popular holiday special fraps tbh, i know we had a zombie frap one year that was like green apple flavored? i thought they were so cute

lildoobieboy [OP] 3 points 8m ago

This one is sour apple, might be the same thing

Apprehensive-You5261 1 points 8m ago

I know a lot of people said they didn’t like the green apple one but I loved it!! It was so good with apple juice instead of milk. I got more than one lol

lildoobieboy [OP] 8 points 8m ago

The drink honestly isn’t that bad

j_jacko_ 7 points 8m ago

Wocky slush

Nodecafsir 7 points 8m ago

Took me ages to mix it, can’t imagine doing the refills in a rush hour 😭

gemlikbase 5 points 8m ago

I thought we were getting charcoal 🥺

BatWeary 7 points 8m ago

good ol’ charcoal frap with whip and charcoal crumble on top

Meliodas666 4 points 8m ago

Gucci mane would never have you in the kitchen

Gameb0i6 4 points 8m ago

TF is this nasty shit. Looks like tar.

darkwolf523 2 points 8m ago

I thought it was paint but op said it’s part of a Halloween Frappuccino in the UK

maxwasfounddead 3 points 8m ago

I blended the actual green apple powder with ice lemonade and apple juice, literally like a slushie i love it here. the black gloop is NOT it tho

SunBusiness8291 2 points 8m ago

Squid ink latte. My fave.

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