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Unhappy widow in the store today (i.redd.it)
submitted by Have_Donut
She didn’t seem too happy.
StormTheParade 104 points 8m ago
Absolutely the fuck nOT, WHY IS IT SO BIG
Have_Donut [OP] 44 points 8m ago
It is certainly pushing the upper limits of black widow sizes, that’s for sure!
geeg3131 59 points 8m ago
Bug in cup is my favorite thing starbucks baristas do, it’s funny every time
Have_Donut [OP] 14 points 8m ago
It really is funny every time 😂
lilmissambersue 46 points 8m ago
Dear God why. And who had the balls to catch it in a cup!!???
Have_Donut [OP] 31 points 8m ago
Me and another SSV decided to grab it for fun 😂
No_End_7351 34 points 8m ago
For fun? Good lord you are made of much sterner stuff than I am and I used to work as an exterminator.
SlowThePath 9 points 8m ago
"Ignorance" "sterner stuff" What's the difference?
seacookie89 2 points 8m ago
Lol widows aren't very scary, they just look badass.
claretamazon 36 points 8m ago
Black Widows are timid and very, very rarely bite. Like you have to grab them and SQUEEZE hard to get them to bite. They prefer to be left alone to hide in dark corners and eat the far more nasty pests.
I hope you let her go outside so she could keep on keeping bugs in check.
I hope you let her go outside so she could keep on keeping bugs in check.
stephanonymous 43 points 8m ago
> They prefer to be left alone to hide in dark corners and eat
TIL I have something in common with black widows
TIL I have something in common with black widows
Have_Donut [OP] 2 points 8m ago
She was safely released back into the wild!
sir_ramen 28 points 8m ago
chillador 13 points 8m ago
I hope you taped the lid 😅
Have_Donut [OP] 9 points 8m ago
We did do that! Though I think she is actually too big to fit through the hole!
Deadrax502 12 points 8m ago
WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL!?!! Please if you don’t mind what state are you located😂
Have_Donut [OP] 7 points 8m ago
Arizona!
Deadrax502 20 points 8m ago
I’m now convinced Arizona is just American Australia.
Leo_br00ks 5 points 8m ago
The whole us southwest is basically Australia with the spiders and snakes. I’m in CO and have run across many black widows in the past few months.
On a different note, so is the mid east coast. Cicadas are fucking wild
On a different note, so is the mid east coast. Cicadas are fucking wild
BunnieSPH 3 points 8m ago
The Southwest has many unique creatures but these spiders are extremely common in New Mexico gardens.
I had a handful living in my yard that would kill roaches and other flying bugs and just chilled otherwise.
I had a handful living in my yard that would kill roaches and other flying bugs and just chilled otherwise.
yirium 2 points 8m ago
I’m in NC we have black windows here too lol
BatWeary 11 points 8m ago
my soul would have left my body. i saw a sp*der the size of a penny and i was *sobbing*. and it wasn’t even alive.
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Have_Donut [OP] 13 points 8m ago
She is indeed unharmed and safe!
MarieCrepes 8 points 8m ago
Holy shit
Responsible_Snow7109 6 points 8m ago
Oh no, so for the name on the cup, i think u misspelled DEMON SPAWN 😳
thechamelioncircuit 4 points 8m ago
I would simply die
mewwissa 4 points 8m ago
That’s a biggun
mariesnowelle 3 points 8m ago
oh HELL no!!
Allieriffic 2 points 8m ago
This is why I live where the air hurts my face 😂
Luna_Raccoona 2 points 8m ago
Employee of the quarter?? 👀
Wildflowersatnight 2 points 8m ago
Arizona I'm guessing? She is a pretty big widow.
Have_Donut [OP] 1 points 8m ago
Yep!
welcome2mybog 2 points 8m ago
OP i love you thank you for being kind and gentle and taking care of her!!!! she’s looking bootylicious ❤️🔥🙏
eye-brows 2 points 8m ago
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
BunnieSPH 2 points 8m ago
Black widows should be returned outside to kill bad bugs, they don’t typically bother people.
No, they won’t kill you but the bite hurts like a bitch so wear gloves.
No, they won’t kill you but the bite hurts like a bitch so wear gloves.
mbarra10 2 points 8m ago
I have such a fear of spiders so if I saw that at work, worst case scenario is I’d pass out 😵
Shoddy-Trainer-8051 1 points 8m ago
I literally screamed. I always joke that if there’s a bug I’ll leave but THAT?! ILL FUCKING LEAVE OUT THE FIRE EXIT IM OUT
Bathroom rat was smaller than that
Bathroom rat was smaller than that
Necessary_Low939 1 points 8m ago
I was like who died? And then I’m like oh 😐
Have_Donut [OP] 2 points 8m ago
Well, her mate probably died 😂
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