Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Farting contests at work ()
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neilgreenbreen 345 points 8m ago
This probably in violation of… something
glove_flavored 105 points 8m ago
I do remember a policy that you shouldn't fart on the floor because it could affect the taste/smell of the coffee lmao
SamWisetheSassy16 102 points 8m ago
I mean, Italian roast smells like a burnt fart to me.
jklmnopedy 39 points 8m ago
And Sumatra tastes like one.
Asunaturtle 8 points 8m ago
Happy cake day!
sero5074 7 points 8m ago
Frap roast more like crap toast
FUSeekMe69 7 points 8m ago
🤌
PauseAccording20 30 points 8m ago
If I gotta fart, I’m farting, idgaf if it’s against policy lmaooo you can’t tell someone they can’t fart
JordanBelforty 14 points 8m ago
Point me to this policy!
glove_flavored 20 points 8m ago
I can't find it! Maybe when they updated the dress code they removed it, because it was part of the no perfume rule? I always thought it was a funny one because how can you tell someone where to fart
linseeded 5 points 8m ago
Wait do we not have a perfume rule anymore?
lilangrytiger 6 points 8m ago
I would say it goes under the hygiene rules. Idk what the licensed store rules are.
JordanBelforty 16 points 8m ago
One time two of the baggers held down one of the baristas and the janitor farted in his face
thebestdaysofmyflerm 36 points 8m ago
??? Are all of your coworkers five year olds?
JordanBelforty 14 points 8m ago
I’m 26 but most of them are a couple years younger
Professor_Sqi -9 points 8m ago
You say this like this is a bad thing here. You need some dumb humour to get through the day
thebestdaysofmyflerm 33 points 8m ago
Holding someone down and farting in their face is abuse and arguably assault, not dumb humor. I would be fucking furious if someone tried to do that to me.
Everyone responsible for that should have been instantly fired.
Everyone responsible for that should have been instantly fired.
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DreyaNova -1 points 8m ago
I love it! All of you would flourish in a kitchen environment!
I used to (consensually) spank two of my male co-workers with the pastry boards for the entertainment of one of our regulars. I miss old Starbucks days.
I used to (consensually) spank two of my male co-workers with the pastry boards for the entertainment of one of our regulars. I miss old Starbucks days.
Lcolecrochet 4 points 8m ago
At one of my old stores we used to whip each other (on the behind) with our apron strings lol
JordanBelforty 4 points 8m ago
Lol we definitely have some good fun at work.
LambCHOP6988 14 points 8m ago
Many many cycles ago, my manager made us all read some sexual harassment stuff (never did find out if there was cause or not) and I remember specifically that one example of harassment they listed was pasing gas.
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Responsible_Snow7109 53 points 8m ago
Lmao wth. Its comical that ur so comfortable to share this 😳😄
JordanBelforty 6 points 8m ago
I don’t see a problem it’s hilarious tbh
Responsible_Snow7109 6 points 8m ago
Lmao no I'm not bashing you for doing it or anything but I just think it's hilarious because you never see anybody talk about that kind of stuff nowadays but especially at work lmao to i literally just thought about it and yall are releasing freakin excrement particles into the air 😳
JordanBelforty -7 points 8m ago
That’s not a thing bro haha otherwise there would be some horrible diseases going around there ever gone farts
marilynmansonsbitch 13 points 8m ago
this is probably a troll post but this note is correct there is excrement particles every time you pass gas
Responsible_Snow7109 -1 points 8m ago
I thought it was tho lol i swear i read that somewhere
BatWeary 49 points 8m ago
i’d quit. absolutely the fuck not
changbinsomnia 7 points 8m ago
i'm with you on that one. or i'd transfer but no way in hell would i be okay with that behaviour
JordanBelforty -16 points 8m ago
Lighten up grumpy old man!
bjorksbutthole 49 points 8m ago
Why would u admit to this
JordanBelforty 23 points 8m ago
My manager belched in my face once
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nerdsonfire 34 points 8m ago
I know it smell crazy in there
crystyleea 23 points 8m ago
ummm... 😭
bitch-baby-2021 19 points 8m ago
i would've taken this info to my grave and put in my immediate notice of quitting
JordanBelforty 3 points 8m ago
Y?
yeahcanigetuhhhh 13 points 8m ago
I’m okay with not knowing some things about my neighboring starbucks 🤠 this is one of them 🤠🤠🔫
luv_u_bb 10 points 8m ago
wh.... what
JordanBelforty -3 points 8m ago
The grocery store workers call it Fartbucks 😂🤣😂
Beneficial_Ad_7044 7 points 8m ago
💀💀💀
crispycokecan 10 points 8m ago
Yeah okay.
JordanBelforty -24 points 8m ago
Smell my poopy stinky farts!!1!
mypoopoosmelly69 4 points 8m ago
Lol
MountainGoat999 7 points 8m ago
Ngl I'm constantly ripping ass on the floor
JordanBelforty 8 points 8m ago
Woot woot! Let out a little toot toot!
Shiro-kuron 5 points 8m ago
What the hell 😭
sydhasknees 5 points 8m ago
so disgusting
Indica-daddy 4 points 8m ago
lol ok this is amazing. Talk about work culture. 🤣
JordanBelforty 8 points 8m ago
One of the guys I work with is a rapper and going to make a song about it hahahah
Indica-daddy 4 points 8m ago
WOW YES 10/10 would listen to that hahahaa
ad9581 4 points 8m ago
You are a bunch of osha and quazzaaa violations.
Beneficial_Ad_7044 4 points 8m ago
Omg I’m dead 💀 that’s funny. Do just the guys participate or do the girls do as well? Lmao
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youjustgottaignite 2 points 8m ago
reading this made my day lol
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Necessary_Low939 2 points 8m ago
LOL Dutch’s oven at work.
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