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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 10 - 26 - ID#ye1htt
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HELP! (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Ok-Mycologist9011
What are some common symbols that identify starbucks baristas (I have the basics like our aprons, hats and the siren)! It’s for a final in one of my classes. TIA🥰
StrawberryBeeCow 258 points 8m ago
Doc martins/ leather boots
Ok-Mycologist9011 [OP] 45 points 8m ago
bro this is gold
dyedquartz 27 points 8m ago
I keep on getting inclusions stuck in my boots, too...
chelsthegrinch 18 points 8m ago
my mom was so mad when I tracked dragonfruit pieces through the house
kivakitty23 1 points 8m ago
That’s why I take my shoes off right away. Our shoes get NASTY.
esaeklsg 198 points 8m ago
When I was a partner:


The smell of coffee that used to come out of my hair every time it got wet.
Frap roast splatters on forearms.
Milk residue on shoes.
Miscellaneous Starbucks merch/equipment that did not end up in a trash can at end of season.
TRoseee 44 points 8m ago
The coffee smell in my hair OMG. I try to not wash it daily but the coffee smell that follows me around makes this so hard. Also the chai rash from chai liquid drying up at some point on your arm that you didn’t notice.
hystericalbirbe 13 points 8m ago
Frap roast rash.
satisfiedjelly 11 points 8m ago
At least coffee smells better than a lot of things you could smell like
Torirock10 122 points 8m ago
homosexuality
Veloci-Tractor 93 points 8m ago
The dead look in our eyes
purplejanuary14 5 points 8m ago
Hahahaha accurate!
dnims24 73 points 8m ago
Black sharpies and frap roast stains
olivinemultichrome 21 points 8m ago
Dude I’ve been out of Starbucks for over a year and I’m still finding black sharpies in every pocket of everything.
dnims24 11 points 8m ago
Hahaha I only have the one that I keep safely stored in my bag or my apron pocket at all times. Every once in a while someone will ask to borrow it but I always make sure to get it back
houjichacha 49 points 8m ago
Pride pins
WorthProper3289 44 points 8m ago
Lack of nail polish, athletic sneakers or work boots, most partners I’ve seen wear denim pants or thicker pant material, always have a hair tie, stained arms from frapp roast and syrup, dry sense of humor
bigfoots-rightnipple 40 points 8m ago
Really diverse people. Lots of Starbucks partner stuff features groups of really diverse people all together. And I think it’s cool to see.
rusted17 15 points 8m ago
My store calls ourselves the United Nations bc of this lol
orangethrees333 31 points 8m ago
You can talk about the language used among partners? Calling each other partners instead of coworkers is at the heart of SBUX. The use of third place. "sirens eye" is very telling of the a SBUX aesthetic and overall cultural goals.
Ok-Mycologist9011 [OP] 2 points 8m ago
YES!!
celloqueer 11 points 8m ago
And idk about other stores but when things go wrong we say the siren hates us today
galaxia_v1 28 points 8m ago
ibuprofen or acetaminophen in every single bag

dry skin

coffee/sugar/spoiled milk/tea smells

really quick to slip in to cs voices

generally really nice people

black coffee/tea/espresso

owns an espresso machine at home

neutral colour palette clothes

pins

dyed/differently cut hair

burns and small scrapes
imathrowayslc 3 points 8m ago
How are you buying an espresso machine for home on barista pay 😭
galaxia_v1 2 points 8m ago
second hand/gifts from other people
Chromosomes23 2 points 8m ago
I’m accident prone so the small scraps every day lol
cornonthefrawg 22 points 8m ago
Regular therapy sessions
Chromosomes23 1 points 8m ago
At least they pay for some
imathrowayslc 2 points 8m ago
Lyra is a literal life saver. Should be a government service and available to all.
Audreyy117 16 points 8m ago
Bare nails🥲
barlemniscate 16 points 8m ago
Oh, man, that sounds like an interesting project! What's it about?

Active listening seems more common at Starbie's than other "fast food" places, so you might be able to say that it identifies us.
Ok-Mycologist9011 [OP] 23 points 8m ago
it’s for my sociology class! I’m writing a paper about being a starbucks barista and the culture so I have to talk about symbolic interactionalism
barlemniscate 26 points 8m ago
Damn! I would so read that. Would you mind making it public or sending it this way after you've turned it in and all that jazz?
Late_Pomelo_999 13 points 8m ago
+1
g_pvp_3 11 points 8m ago
the apron smells like starbucks. when i think of starbucks, i think of how my apron smells. every apron smells like that even if it’s been washed. lol it kinda smells like kinda fresh spoiled milk 😂 it’s weird to describe. but yes frap roast stains & frap base alllll over my arms (after a hectic morning/mid shift, usually). and random pink stains on your body like hands n arms that u sometimes don’t see until the next morning and u got a dragonfruit seed on ur finger. hey little buddy how’d u get there 😭
houjichacha 5 points 8m ago
Warm milk that's juuuust starting to turn.
miniinovaa 10 points 8m ago
our name tags! or maybe the espresso beans themselves, but idk if thats too generic haha
West_Ad8523 8 points 8m ago
Flannels
Late_Pomelo_999 8 points 8m ago
Despair

But for real, vans, nonstick shoes, jeans, and the apron in general
iStealSharpies 7 points 8m ago
Depression✨
moldyhotpocket 6 points 8m ago
tumblers? every longtime sbux barista seems to have an extensive collection of them
vegan-trash 6 points 8m ago
Being gay

(In all seriousness)
Separate_Canary8902 6 points 8m ago
Shot glass with espresso!
Programmer_Tricky 5 points 8m ago
Accidentally using your partner number every time you try to enter your social security number.
lostinspace_0 1 points 8m ago
Lol this and my phone number
Brilliant_List7381 5 points 8m ago
The lgbt flag
PlaneJupiter 5 points 8m ago
Common identifier, being exhausted 🤣
idkcassie 5 points 8m ago
froast freckles
rocketeeri 5 points 8m ago
gay people
BlondeIPA 5 points 8m ago
Resting b*tch face
Jaded_Fun_7133 5 points 8m ago
Chalk markers!
Square-Cauliflower-3 5 points 8m ago
When you have two work pants that have nothing but chocolate/matcha power or milk stains on them. 😂
captainchainsaw32 5 points 8m ago
Starbucks branded shirts
captainchainsaw32 6 points 8m ago
Oh and drink stickers stuck to the bottom of your shoes
AndrewFan0408 5 points 8m ago
chai syrup under your forearm.
doglands 3 points 8m ago
i definitely picked up super hearing and mind reading during my time as a sb barista 👍 shoutout to the man 3 years ago when i first started who walked in and handed me his credit card like i would know his order on my first day lol
3aTroop 3 points 8m ago
Was “clinical depression” already said?
cailey001 3 points 8m ago
You can usually pick out Partners and ex partners in a crowd if you’re in a starbucks. Especially if you hear them order
durqandat 3 points 8m ago
Sharpies on retracting lanyards
miniinovaa 5 points 8m ago
you have a lanyard? thats so smart, my sharpies always get stolen :')
TRoseee 4 points 8m ago
THIS IS GENIUS
welcome2mybog 2 points 8m ago
is it an anthro class? this sounds exactly like the kind of project i would have been assigned in my discipline lol

edit: socg was my second guess lmfao <3
sammieduck69420 2 points 8m ago
Looking like you have some skin condition from the chai and frap toast coated and dried on your arms

Never going to starbucks during off time or getting really any coffee for that matter

Constantly having the undesirable urge to greet random customers that walk into the random store you’re in even tho you hate and despise greeting at work

Constantly having “customer connections customer connections customer connections!” In the back of your mind of any interaction with anyone, again not knowing why it won’t go away

Sharpies and ballpoints and sharpie dots and marks all over random places of clothing


Outwardly seeming like the most upbeat and energised person but as soon as someone gets to know us better or just simply steps closer can see the spark of a dead soul behind blank eyes
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Always smashing the empty milk gallon against the counter so it fits better in the bin
akbuns 2 points 8m ago
aprons that smell like spoiled milk no matter how many times you’ve washed them
ALarue99 2 points 8m ago
Always has lotion or ibuprofen
zombi3queen 2 points 8m ago
Black sharpies (running out of ink more often than not) and stained toes on shoes!
nihilistic_alcoholic 2 points 8m ago
The frap roast freckles
EliMinivan 2 points 8m ago
Sadness
ItzBoogieMan 2 points 8m ago
Bro I wear Jordan’s😂
undertoe77 2 points 8m ago
Frap stains in arms
whorethatsbored 1 points 8m ago
scars from all of the burns
BeardiesRule112 1 points 8m ago
Emotional scars
Significant-Gain-487 1 points 8m ago
The unique and creative name tags
Astraterris 1 points 8m ago
Every store I’ve worked at, there’s been someone who sinks their hands into the mocha before dumping. I don’t know what it means.
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xylasphone 1 points 8m ago
coffee stains all over your shoes
shouldvewroteitdown 1 points 8m ago
Matchathelioma!
SleepySimmer 1 points 8m ago
coffee beans in my pocket😭😭😭😭
deathbeforedecaf1984 1 points 8m ago
Lack of the will to live. And a Pink drink
Chromosomes23 1 points 8m ago
Very accepting to being different
emotional-trauma 1 points 8m ago
white chalk markers, no will to live
Tealover99 1 points 8m ago
Unicorn Frappuccino
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